Revision as of 17:40, June 8, 2024
| The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 46 content update. It requires Greta Wolfcastle to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Greta Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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Hello, little girl. Have you been separated from your parents?
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Dad, it's me.
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*looks around*
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Your daughter.
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*looks around*
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Your only biological offspring.
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Ah, ye! Hello…
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…Greta.
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I know.
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| Task: "Make Greta Sit in Silence". The job takes place at Preparatory School and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Greta Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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So… Dad. How've you been?
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Pretty good. I'm on TV now.
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That's great!
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...
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...
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What — what'd you say??
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Nothing.
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Oh.
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| Task: "Make Greta Sit in More Silence". The job takes place at Preparatory School and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Greta Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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*spits*
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Wow, Bart. Your loogies are so heavy. Very impressive!
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Oh, thanks! It's all in the positioning of--
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*cries*
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Oh, boy. When you're done crying, come find me and I'll apologize for whatever I did.
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Bart, I don't actually like your loogies!
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You don't?
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No! I only find you and your mucus irresistible because I so clearly have issues with my father!
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Oh God, the daughter of a movie star has daddy issues!
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I've become a cliché! A horrible, horrible cliché!
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| Task: "Make Greta Consider Spending the Rest of Her Life Alone". The job takes place at Preparatory School and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Greta Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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Principal Skinner, I'd like to see the school therapist.
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Unfortunately, we had to get rid of our counselor due to budget cuts.
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So, you'll be divulging your deepest, darkest thoughts to our very talented gardener.
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Welcome to Willie's shack, lassie! What brings you in today -- therapy or the fish-gutting seminar I conduct?
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Um… therapy.
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Don't be embarrassed. You would not believe how many people don't know how to properly gut a fish.
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I said therapy.
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Oh. Okay, why don't you start us off…
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Well, I've been having some issues that I believe stem from my relationship with my father. He's never around, doesn't know I exist--
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Daddy issues?!
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Here's my prescription -- go outside and dig your own grave every day till you finish!
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You'll sleep like a baby and the constant reminder of death will make you appreciate every second of your God-forsaken life.
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Actually, I think it would be better if I talked this stuff out.
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A girl's good bond with her father affects all her future relationships with men.
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Nonsense. My Dad was never around, and neither me nor any of my twelve sisters has even HAD a relationship!
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That's terrible! You know, I think it's important for boys to have quality time with their fathers too.
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It is? Oh dear Lord.
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I hate my father!
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*sobs* I hate him good!
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*more sobs* Haven't ye ever wondered why I've never amounted to anything?
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Um...
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Well I have! I think about it all the time!
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| Task: "Make Greta Work Through Willie's Daddy Issues". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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Vhat's wrong, Groundskeeper man?
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Turns out I'm depressed.
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My father was so busy chasing Scottish legends that he never even taught me how to throw a ball.
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I can relate. I was too busy making many movies that I never learned how to teach someone to throw a ball.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Something vill pop up and tell us if we are.
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| Task: "Make Willie Teach Rainier to Teach How to Play Ball". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 24 hours.
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Why are we throwing ball, when we're both so terrible at it?
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Why don't we bond by you watching me film my newest blockbuster movie “McBain VIII: I'll Kill Anyone”.
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Getting invited to a Hollywood movie set is all I ever wanted from a father.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the fable "The Boy Who Cried Wolf".
