Difference between revisions of "Homer the Vigilante/Quotes"
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| + | :'''Homer''': ''(approaching a man playing a sax)'' "Hey, buddy. Where'd you get that saxophone?" | ||
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| + | :'''Homer''': "Get him!" | ||
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| − | :'''Kent Brockman''': Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%. | + | |
| − | :'''Homer''': Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that. | + | |
| + | :'''Chief Wiggum''': ''(at the bottom of a big hole)'' "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!" | ||
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| + | :'''Kent Brockman''': "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that." | ||
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Revision as of 20:59, September 9, 2010
- Flanders: "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!"
- Homer: (approaching a man playing a sax) "Hey, buddy. Where'd you get that saxophone?"
- Man: "Sears."
- Homer: "Get him!"
- Chief Wiggum: (at the bottom of a big hole) "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!"
- Kent Brockman: "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%."
- Homer: "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that."
