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== School is Hell == | == School is Hell == | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} There's no hope for you, Simpson. You'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[laughing]'' Penal. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Stop laughing! I said "penal," not "penile." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[laughing]'' Penile | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} It's not like you made me say "penis"! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[laughing]'' | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Hellroads teacher]]}} Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is? You get a pumpkin sticker. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[gasps]'' This has never happened before... I have a crush on my teacher! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hellroads teacher}} Down here, we can make that happen. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Hellroads teacher}} Now, students, it's final exam day, and none of you wants to repeat the class like a certain student I don't want to embarrass. | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{ap|Hellroads student|4}}}} Torture? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hellroads teacher}} ''[sighs]'' Uh, Beelzebart, you're first. And you're going to torment a very special sinner we've prepared just for you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Beelzebart]]}} Homer? That-That's my dad. I can't hurt him. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} No, boy. I want you to do it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Beelzebart}} What? Why? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Bart, you went to [[Hell]] and came back a winner, like [[Jesus]]. Now, come on, boy. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Beelzebart}} Pull me apart like string cheese. | |
| − | :''[strikes Homer]'' '''Homer | + | :''[strikes Homer]'' '''Homer}} [[D'oh]]! D'oh! ''[shrieks]'' |
== A Clockwork Yellow == | == A Clockwork Yellow == | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dum]]}} Oy! I'm getting hitched to this bluebird, and she wants me to give up the glug life. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moog]]}} Welly, welly, well, well, well. What sorry future could you have without your truest lunos by your side? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dum's wife]]}} Dum got a job at the [[Tower of London]] as a Beefeater! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dum}} I hope it's what I think it is. | |
== The Others == | == The Others == | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Present Homer}} Hey, if you're Homer Simpson, show me your driver's license! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ghost of Past Homer}} Well, I traded it to a kid for a bite of his sandwich. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Present Homer}} ''[gasps]'' He is me! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Present Marge}} Homer, do something! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Present Homer}} Why is it always me? I work 12 hours a week, you know. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Ghost of Past Marge}} ''[to Present Homer]'' She doesn't know what a good thing she's got. I like a man who can relax. Not like Grumpy-Lumpy there. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ghost of Past Homer}} ''[yells at Ghost Marge]'' Quit making cracks! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ghost of Past Bart}} ''[to Ghost Homer]'' Speaking of cracks, pull up your pants, dude. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I feel like a ghost the way you haven't been paying attention to me! Plus, I'm dead. | |
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School is Hell
- Principal Skinner: There's no hope for you, Simpson. You'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system.
- Bart: [laughing] Penal.
- Principal Skinner: Stop laughing! I said "penal," not "penile."
- Bart: [laughing] Penile
- Principal Skinner: It's not like you made me say "penis"!
- Bart: [laughing]
- Hellroads teacher: Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is? You get a pumpkin sticker.
- Bart: [gasps] This has never happened before... I have a crush on my teacher!
- Hellroads teacher: Down here, we can make that happen.
- Hellroads teacher: Now, students, it's final exam day, and none of you wants to repeat the class like a certain student I don't want to embarrass.
- Hellroads student: Torture?
- Hellroads teacher: [sighs] Uh, Beelzebart, you're first. And you're going to torment a very special sinner we've prepared just for you.
- Beelzebart: Homer? That-That's my dad. I can't hurt him.
- Homer: No, boy. I want you to do it.
- Beelzebart: What? Why?
- Homer: Bart, you went to Hell and came back a winner, like Jesus. Now, come on, boy.
- Beelzebart: Pull me apart like string cheese.
- [strikes Homer] Homer}} D'oh! D'oh! [shrieks]
A Clockwork Yellow
- Dum: Oy! I'm getting hitched to this bluebird, and she wants me to give up the glug life.
- Moog: Welly, welly, well, well, well. What sorry future could you have without your truest lunos by your side?
- Dum's wife: Dum got a job at the Tower of London as a Beefeater!
- Dum: I hope it's what I think it is.
The Others
- Present Homer: Hey, if you're Homer Simpson, show me your driver's license!
- Ghost of Past Homer: Well, I traded it to a kid for a bite of his sandwich.
- Present Homer: [gasps] He is me!
- Present Marge: Homer, do something!
- Present Homer: Why is it always me? I work 12 hours a week, you know.
- Ghost of Past Marge: [to Present Homer] She doesn't know what a good thing she's got. I like a man who can relax. Not like Grumpy-Lumpy there.
- Ghost of Past Homer: [yells at Ghost Marge] Quit making cracks!
- Ghost of Past Bart: [to Ghost Homer] Speaking of cracks, pull up your pants, dude.
- Marge: I feel like a ghost the way you haven't been paying attention to me! Plus, I'm dead.
