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Difference between revisions of "Homer the Hopeless Romantic/Quotes"

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:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Homer]] and [[Marge]] are in the family room watching a romantic film on television. [[Snowball II]] is lying on the floor.]''
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homey, how come '''''you're''''' never romantic the way people on TV are?
:'''Marge''': Homey, how come '''''you're''''' never romantic the way people on TV are?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} For your information, I just so happen to be a '''''hopeless romantic'''''! Don't you remember '''''the first time we met'''''?
:'''Homer''': For your information, I just so happen to be a '''''hopeless romantic'''''! Don't you remember '''''the first time we met'''''?
 
 
:''[We flashback to when Homer and Marge unite in a meadow.]''
 
:''[We flashback to when Homer and Marge unite in a meadow.]''
:'''Homer''': Marge!
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{{qf|Homer}} Marge!
:'''Marge''': Homey!
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{{qf|Marge}} Homey!
 
:''[Homer narrates: "It was love at first sight". Next, Homer and Marge are sitting together. Homer is holding a bouquet of roses.]''  
 
:''[Homer narrates: "It was love at first sight". Next, Homer and Marge are sitting together. Homer is holding a bouquet of roses.]''  
:'''Homer''': A rose by any other name...would be Marge.
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{{qf|Homer}} A rose by any other name...would be Marge.
:'''Marge''': ''[sigh]''
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{{qf|Marge}} ''[sigh]''
 
:''[Homer narrates: "I knew from the '''''start''''' that we would spend the rest of our lives together. Next, Homer and Marge are at the beach in bathing costumes.]''
 
:''[Homer narrates: "I knew from the '''''start''''' that we would spend the rest of our lives together. Next, Homer and Marge are at the beach in bathing costumes.]''
:'''Homer''': ''[talking into a shell]'' Why yes, I '''''am''''' here with the '''''prettiest girl''''' in Springfield!
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[talking into a shell]'' Why yes, I '''''am''''' here with the '''''prettiest girl''''' in Springfield!
:'''Marge''': Hee, hee, hee.
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{{qf|Marge}} Hee, hee, hee.
 
:''[Homer narrates: "I will '''''cherish''''' those days for the rest of my '''''life'''''!"]''
 
:''[Homer narrates: "I will '''''cherish''''' those days for the rest of my '''''life'''''!"]''
 
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:''[Back in the living room:]''
 
:''[Back in the living room:]''
:'''Marge''': Humph! You don't remember what happened the first time we '''''really''''' met, do you?
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{{qf|Marge}} Humph! You don't remember what happened the first time we '''''really''''' met, do you?
 
:''["1973..." A young Homer and Barney are stood outside a convenience store. A young Marge is walking towards them.]''
 
:''["1973..." A young Homer and Barney are stood outside a convenience store. A young Marge is walking towards them.]''
:'''Homer''': Hey, '''''lady''''', will you buy us some '''''beer'''''?
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{{qf|Homer}} Hey, '''''lady''''', will you buy us some '''''beer'''''?
:'''Marge''': I'm the '''''same age''''' as you are! I'm in your class at school?
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{{qf|Marge}} I'm the '''''same age''''' as you are! I'm in your class at school?
:'''Homer''': Yeah, but you '''''look''''' a lot older!
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{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but you '''''look''''' a lot older!
:'''Marge''': Hrmmm...
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{{qf|Marge}} Hrmmm...

Revision as of 12:23, May 9, 2021



Marge: Homey, how come you're never romantic the way people on TV are?
Homer: For your information, I just so happen to be a hopeless romantic! Don't you remember the first time we met?
[We flashback to when Homer and Marge unite in a meadow.]
Homer: Marge!
Marge: Homey!
[Homer narrates: "It was love at first sight". Next, Homer and Marge are sitting together. Homer is holding a bouquet of roses.]
Homer: A rose by any other name...would be Marge.
Marge: [sigh]
[Homer narrates: "I knew from the start that we would spend the rest of our lives together. Next, Homer and Marge are at the beach in bathing costumes.]
Homer: [talking into a shell] Why yes, I am here with the prettiest girl in Springfield!
Marge: Hee, hee, hee.
[Homer narrates: "I will cherish those days for the rest of my life!"]

[Back in the living room:]
Marge: Humph! You don't remember what happened the first time we really met, do you?
["1973..." A young Homer and Barney are stood outside a convenience store. A young Marge is walking towards them.]
Homer: Hey, lady, will you buy us some beer?
Marge: I'm the same age as you are! I'm in your class at school?
Homer: Yeah, but you look a lot older!
Marge: Hrmmm...