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:'''[[Moe]]''' [to [[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]]: You gotta make me shorter, Doc.
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[to Dr. Hibbert]'' You gotta make me shorter, Doc.
:'''Dr. Hibbert''': (laughs) What do you mean?
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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} (laughs) What do you mean?
:'''Moe''': I mean take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro Moe.
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{{qf|Moe}} I mean take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro Moe.
:'''Dr. Hibbert''': What your asking is completely unethical. No licensed physician would preform that operation.
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{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} What your asking is completely unethical. No licensed physician would preform that operation.
:[Scene cuts to [[Dr. Nick]] about to put the anesthesia mask on Moe)
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:[Scene cuts to Dr. Nick about to put the anesthesia mask on Moe)
:'''Dr. Nick''': Now close your eyes and when you wake up you will be a woman.
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{{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Now close your eyes and when you wake up you will be a woman.
:'''Moe''': No, no, no, no, no! I-I wanna be shorter, for a woman.
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{{qf|Moe}} No, no, no, no, no! I-I wanna be shorter, for a woman.
:'''Dr. Nick''': Uh oh. I mixed you up with the last guy.
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{{qf|Dr. Nick}} Uh oh. I mixed you up with the last guy.
:[A shortened [[Mr. Largo]] walks in]
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:[A shortened Mr. Largo walks in]
:'''Mr. Largo''': (screams) I look nothing like Julie Newmar!
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{{qf|[[Mr. Largo]]}} ''[screams]'' I look nothing like Julie Newmar!
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:'''Moe''': (answers the phone) Moe's rat-free tavern. Oh, uh, hey, [[Marge]]. Yeah, yeah [[Homer]]'s here. [Homer gestures "no"] Oh, oh you want Homer! Oh, I'm sorry I thought you meant "Himmler." Heinrich Himmler. You know, the guy who invented the "Heimlich Manure?"
 
:'''Marge''': Those are two different people!
 
:'''Moe''': Yeah, well, they're both here and neither one is your husband. This press conference is over. (hangs up the phone)
 
 
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{{qf|Moe}} ''[answers the phone]'' Moe's rat-free tavern. Oh, uh, hey, Marge. Yeah, yeah Homer's here. [Homer gestures "no"] Oh, oh you want Homer! Oh, I'm sorry I thought you meant "Himmler." Heinrich Himmler. You know, the guy who invented the "Heimlich Manure?"
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Those are two different people!
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{{qf|Moe}} Yeah, well, they're both here and neither one is your husband. This press conference is over. (hangs up the phone)
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{{Season 20|Q}}
 
{{Season 20|Q}}

Revision as of 16:06, May 8, 2021



Moe Szyslak: [to Dr. Hibbert] You gotta make me shorter, Doc.
Dr. Hibbert: (laughs) What do you mean?
Moe: I mean take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro Moe.
Dr. Hibbert: What your asking is completely unethical. No licensed physician would preform that operation.
[Scene cuts to Dr. Nick about to put the anesthesia mask on Moe)
Dr. Nick: Now close your eyes and when you wake up you will be a woman.
Moe: No, no, no, no, no! I-I wanna be shorter, for a woman.
Dr. Nick: Uh oh. I mixed you up with the last guy.
[A shortened Mr. Largo walks in]
Mr. Largo: [screams] I look nothing like Julie Newmar!

Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's rat-free tavern. Oh, uh, hey, Marge. Yeah, yeah Homer's here. [Homer gestures "no"] Oh, oh you want Homer! Oh, I'm sorry I thought you meant "Himmler." Heinrich Himmler. You know, the guy who invented the "Heimlich Manure?"
Marge: Those are two different people!
Moe: Yeah, well, they're both here and neither one is your husband. This press conference is over. (hangs up the phone)
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