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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[at the evidence locker]'' Let's see... Present for [[Ralph]], present for Ralph... Ooh, what do we have here? ''[grabs a crossbow]'' Boy, Ralph would kill himself with this in two seconds. And somehow it'd be my fault. | |
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:''[Chief Wiggum leaves the evidence locker whistling and encounters with Lou]'' | :''[Chief Wiggum leaves the evidence locker whistling and encounters with Lou]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Uh... You heard me whistling there, right? That indicates innocence. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Uh.. Proclaiming your innocence indicates guilt. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Uh, yeah? Well, what does that mean? | |
:''[he runs outside the door, enters on a car and drives away]'' | :''[he runs outside the door, enters on a car and drives away]'' | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Okay, so, at a Ralph party, always get to the cake before... | |
:''[they see the cake deformed as Ralph's face]'' | :''[they see the cake deformed as Ralph's face]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Too late! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh my treehouse sucks. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Haw-Haw! You have class envy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mrs. Muntz]]}} Nelson, honey, I told you to stop sayin' haw-haw. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Give me a dollar and I'll stop. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mrs. Muntz}} I don't got a dollar! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Haw-Haw! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Do you want to practice your speech on me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[chuckles]'' No need, honey! Same speech I give every year. The opening joke about Lenny's grandma always kills. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You can't joke about her. They just put her on life support. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What?! No! She's the linchpin! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} It's okay, it's okay. Everyone is terrified of public speaking. But just in case, I'll defrost a failure ham. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You don't have faith in me! I have savers! If I get heckled, I'll say "Get a half-life!". | |
:''[Marge stares at him]'' | :''[Marge stares at him]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I'm sure that'll be funny to them. | |
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:''[Marge gets near the treehouse and sees Bart]'' | :''[Marge gets near the treehouse and sees Bart]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh. Throwing away your "No Girls" sign? Is it time for you to have "the talk" with your dad? Because he's gonna have to read a few things first. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} No! I'm tearing it down. Ralph has a cool treehouse, and mine sucks. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, Bart, your father built it, and he did the very best he could. | |
:''[a flashback shows Homer building the treehouse on a sapling]'' | :''[a flashback shows Homer building the treehouse on a sapling]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I did my job. Now it's your turn, tree! Get growing! | |
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| + | {{qf|Marge}} I'll tell you what, why don't I spruce it up for you? Huh? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} But you're an inside grown-up. Moms can't build treehouses. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} You realize that saying that is gonna make this mom work her keister off to make you the best darn treehouse you ever saw! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Sounds good! | ||
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- Chief Wiggum: [at the evidence locker] Let's see... Present for Ralph, present for Ralph... Ooh, what do we have here? [grabs a crossbow] Boy, Ralph would kill himself with this in two seconds. And somehow it'd be my fault.
- [Chief Wiggum leaves the evidence locker whistling and encounters with Lou]
- Chief Wiggum: Uh... You heard me whistling there, right? That indicates innocence.
- Lou: Uh.. Proclaiming your innocence indicates guilt.
- Chief Wiggum: Uh, yeah? Well, what does that mean?
- [he runs outside the door, enters on a car and drives away]
- Bart: Okay, so, at a Ralph party, always get to the cake before...
- [they see the cake deformed as Ralph's face]
- Lisa: Too late!
- Bart: Oh my treehouse sucks.
- Nelson Muntz: Haw-Haw! You have class envy!
- Mrs. Muntz: Nelson, honey, I told you to stop sayin' haw-haw.
- Nelson: Give me a dollar and I'll stop.
- Mrs. Muntz: I don't got a dollar!
- Nelson: Haw-Haw!
- Marge: Do you want to practice your speech on me?
- Homer: [chuckles] No need, honey! Same speech I give every year. The opening joke about Lenny's grandma always kills.
- Marge: You can't joke about her. They just put her on life support.
- Homer: What?! No! She's the linchpin!
- Marge: It's okay, it's okay. Everyone is terrified of public speaking. But just in case, I'll defrost a failure ham.
- Homer: You don't have faith in me! I have savers! If I get heckled, I'll say "Get a half-life!".
- [Marge stares at him]
- Marge: I'm sure that'll be funny to them.
- [Marge gets near the treehouse and sees Bart]
- Marge: Oh. Throwing away your "No Girls" sign? Is it time for you to have "the talk" with your dad? Because he's gonna have to read a few things first.
- Bart: No! I'm tearing it down. Ralph has a cool treehouse, and mine sucks.
- Marge: Well, Bart, your father built it, and he did the very best he could.
- [a flashback shows Homer building the treehouse on a sapling]
- Homer: I did my job. Now it's your turn, tree! Get growing!
- Marge: I'll tell you what, why don't I spruce it up for you? Huh?
- Bart: But you're an inside grown-up. Moms can't build treehouses.
- Marge: You realize that saying that is gonna make this mom work her keister off to make you the best darn treehouse you ever saw!
- Bart: Sounds good!
