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| − | {{qf|Marge}} Rap music promotes violence and rudeness to hoes. | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Rap music promotes violence and rudeness to hoes. |
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| − | {{qf|Bart}} I lied about being kidnapped. The whole thing was a hoax. | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I lied about being kidnapped. The whole thing was a hoax. |
| + | {{qf|[[Wiggum]]}} A hoax? A hoax!? Aw please, you can't takes this away from me! How would I explain it to [[Ralph Wiggum|Ralphie]]? That kid can't understand where the world goes when you close the drapes. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart's rap}} | |
| + | :Don't critique my technique | ||
| + | :I'm no geek.<br />I make the principal nervous | ||
| + | :my friends can confirm this | ||
| + | :I'll bust a spitwad in your epidermis | ||
| + | :you can trace my remorse to its super-sized source | ||
| + | :a hungry, hungry hypocrite named Homer, of course | ||
| + | :my old man's pathetic | ||
| + | :damn is his head thick | ||
| + | :the gas from his ass is carcinogenic | ||
| + | :every day I pray his DNA ain't genetic. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Bart}} Well, I paid for this ticket. That makes me an adult. I'm going! ''[Bart leaves for a second, then comes back, hugging his [[ | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, I paid for this ticket. That makes me an adult. I'm going! ''[Bart leaves for a second, then comes back, hugging his [[Krusty]] doll.]'' I wuv you Krusty, Wusty! ''[Bart kisses his doll and leaves]'' |
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| − | {{qf|50 Cent}} Yo! B, I heard you throw down on stage, wanna join my world tour? | + | {{qf|[[50 Cent]]}} Yo! B, I heard you throw down on stage, wanna join my world tour? |
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Sorry, Fiddy, I have school tomorrow. | ||
| + | {{qf|50 Cent}} You're right. The more you know, the further you go, and that's one to grow on. ''[turns to his assistant]'' Does that count as community service? | ||
| + | {{qf|Assistant}} No! | ||
| + | {{qf|50 Cent}} A'ight take us to the park. We'll go pick up some dog poop. | ||
| + | {{qf|Assistant}} Yes, sir! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Milhouse}} Are you mad at me? | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Are you mad at me? |
| + | {{qf|Bart}} No, it's not about you. | ||
| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} ''[disappointed]'' Oh, it's never about me! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Bart}} Man, are you illin'. | + | {{qf|Bart}} Man, are you illin'. |
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Rappers stopped saying "illin'" twelve years ago. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} I'm keepin' it real! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} They stopped saying "keepin' it real" '''''three''''' years ago. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Mom! Lisa's dissin' me! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} "Dissin'"? Do rappers still say that? | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Wiggum}} ''[reads headlines to self]'' "Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot", "Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car", "Firemen Rescue Police Chief from Tree", "Commission: Wiggum Sucks" Wow I should have read these headlines a long time ago. Together they really paint a picture... a failure. And now, my only friend is the bottle ''[pulls out bottle of maple syrup and pancakes]'' |
| + | {{qf|[[Barney Fife]]}} ''[later]'' Rise and shine, Chief Wiggum. This pity party is over. | ||
| + | {{qf|Wiggum}} ''[startled]'' Wha?! Officer down! ''[sees Fife on the TV]'' Barney Fife?! | ||
| + | {{qf|Barney}} Y-E-S spells "you got it, buster!" and I wanna tell you that the feelings you have are common for every ''[sniff]'' brother of the badge. | ||
| + | {{qf|Wiggum}} Yeah, well my fat grew over my badge. | ||
| + | {{qf|Barney}} Oh, sour mash. You just gotta pull together and get the old ''[sniff]'' crime-sniffer out on the street. | ||
| + | {{qf|Wiggum}} You're right! It's time I buckle down and really do some police work! | ||
| + | {{qf|Barney}} Now that's the can-do attitude that puts dudes in the can! Ha, ha, ha. Well, I'm wanted back on the set. | ||
| + | {{qf|Wiggum}} Set? Are you the character or the actor who plays him? | ||
| + | {{qf|Barney}} ''[ghost-like voice]'' Now, I must goooooo! | ||
| + | {{qf|Wiggum}} What a minute. Now you're a ghost? | ||
| + | {{qf|Barney}} Avenge meeee! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Alcatraaaz}} | + | {{qf|[[Alcatraaaz]]}} ''[throws Bart a Murder 4 Life jersey]'' Here ya go ya little yellow cracka. ''[to driver]'' Now let's go murder our enemies. ''[to Bart]'' Peace! |
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} Bart's gone! I checked everywhere. | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Bart's gone! I checked everywhere. |
| + | {{qf|Marge}} That little sneak disobeyed us and went to that hip hop festival! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} If that's true he's gonna be like N.W.A: Not Without Ass-welts! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Kirk}} Oh baby, what could be better than video poker and Chintsy-Pop? ''[takes a handful of popcorn]'' Wow! I'm lookin' at an inside straight! ''[presses a button, which replaces the ace with a five. The word "LOSER" appears with the losing music]'' Someday I'll hear the winning music. Someday. | + | {{qf|[[Kirk]]}} Oh baby, what could be better than video poker and Chintsy-Pop? ''[takes a handful of popcorn]'' Wow! I'm lookin' at an inside straight! ''[presses a button, which replaces the ace with a five. The word "LOSER" appears with the losing music]'' Someday I'll hear the winning music. Someday. |
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- Marge: Rap music promotes violence and rudeness to hoes.
- Bart: I lied about being kidnapped. The whole thing was a hoax.
- Wiggum: A hoax? A hoax!? Aw please, you can't takes this away from me! How would I explain it to Ralphie? That kid can't understand where the world goes when you close the drapes.
- Bart's rap:
- Don't critique my technique
- I'm no geek.
I make the principal nervous - my friends can confirm this
- I'll bust a spitwad in your epidermis
- you can trace my remorse to its super-sized source
- a hungry, hungry hypocrite named Homer, of course
- my old man's pathetic
- damn is his head thick
- the gas from his ass is carcinogenic
- every day I pray his DNA ain't genetic.
- Bart: Well, I paid for this ticket. That makes me an adult. I'm going! [Bart leaves for a second, then comes back, hugging his Krusty doll.] I wuv you Krusty, Wusty! [Bart kisses his doll and leaves]
- 50 Cent: Yo! B, I heard you throw down on stage, wanna join my world tour?
- Bart: Sorry, Fiddy, I have school tomorrow.
- 50 Cent: You're right. The more you know, the further you go, and that's one to grow on. [turns to his assistant] Does that count as community service?
- Assistant: No!
- 50 Cent: A'ight take us to the park. We'll go pick up some dog poop.
- Assistant: Yes, sir!
- Milhouse: Are you mad at me?
- Bart: No, it's not about you.
- Milhouse: [disappointed] Oh, it's never about me!
- Bart: Man, are you illin'.
- Lisa: Rappers stopped saying "illin'" twelve years ago.
- Bart: I'm keepin' it real!
- Lisa: They stopped saying "keepin' it real" three years ago.
- Bart: Mom! Lisa's dissin' me!
- Marge: "Dissin'"? Do rappers still say that?
- Wiggum: [reads headlines to self] "Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot", "Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car", "Firemen Rescue Police Chief from Tree", "Commission: Wiggum Sucks" Wow I should have read these headlines a long time ago. Together they really paint a picture... a failure. And now, my only friend is the bottle [pulls out bottle of maple syrup and pancakes]
- Barney Fife: [later] Rise and shine, Chief Wiggum. This pity party is over.
- Wiggum: [startled] Wha?! Officer down! [sees Fife on the TV] Barney Fife?!
- Barney: Y-E-S spells "you got it, buster!" and I wanna tell you that the feelings you have are common for every [sniff] brother of the badge.
- Wiggum: Yeah, well my fat grew over my badge.
- Barney: Oh, sour mash. You just gotta pull together and get the old [sniff] crime-sniffer out on the street.
- Wiggum: You're right! It's time I buckle down and really do some police work!
- Barney: Now that's the can-do attitude that puts dudes in the can! Ha, ha, ha. Well, I'm wanted back on the set.
- Wiggum: Set? Are you the character or the actor who plays him?
- Barney: [ghost-like voice] Now, I must goooooo!
- Wiggum: What a minute. Now you're a ghost?
- Barney: Avenge meeee!
- Alcatraaaz: [throws Bart a Murder 4 Life jersey] Here ya go ya little yellow cracka. [to driver] Now let's go murder our enemies. [to Bart] Peace!
- Homer: Bart's gone! I checked everywhere.
- Marge: That little sneak disobeyed us and went to that hip hop festival!
- Homer: If that's true he's gonna be like N.W.A: Not Without Ass-welts!
- Kirk: Oh baby, what could be better than video poker and Chintsy-Pop? [takes a handful of popcorn] Wow! I'm lookin' at an inside straight! [presses a button, which replaces the ace with a five. The word "LOSER" appears with the losing music] Someday I'll hear the winning music. Someday.
