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:''[Homer and Grampa arrive at the border. Homer is dressed in Mexican clothing, including a sombrero]'' | :''[Homer and Grampa arrive at the border. Homer is dressed in Mexican clothing, including a sombrero]'' | ||
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[To border patrol]'' ''Hola señor!'' We are gringo and wish to spend ''mucho dinero'' in your country. | |
− | + | {{qf|Border Patrol}} Splendid! Welcome to Canada! | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]}} Fear not Smithers! I'll move heaven and earth to save you! It's still easier then teaching a new assistant my filing system. | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Apu]]}} ''[While they ride to Canada]'' Homer! Please tell Mr. Ned to stop trying to convert me! | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} I was just saying how brave he is to worship a false god! | |
− | + | {{qf|Apu}} I do not worship one god, okay? I worship a whole super team of deities that--''[Flanders pinches]'' OW, ow! Okay, he just pinched me! | |
− | + | {{qf|Ned}} Where's your super team, now? | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Listen, you two! I'll you both who the true God is, ''if'' you're both quiet for the rest of the trip! ''[Ned and Apu protest]'' All right, I'm coming back there! ''[Unbuckles seatbelt and leaves driver's wheel to go to the back seat. The van swerves uncontrollably through traffic]'' | |
− | + | {{qf|Apu}} Save me, Shiva! | |
− | + | {{qf|Ned}} Why don't you just call for Hawkman? | |
− | + | {{qf|Apu}} Why don't you just shut up!? | |
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:''[After Homer and Grampa are arrested for smuggling in Canada]'' | :''[After Homer and Grampa are arrested for smuggling in Canada]'' | ||
− | + | {{qf|[[English translator]]}} We have confiscated your car and its contents. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[French translator]]}} ''Nous avons confisqué votre voiture et son contenu.'' | |
− | + | {{qf|English translator}} You may leave Canada, but never return. | |
− | + | {{qf|French translator}} ''Vous pouvez quitter le Canada, mais vous n'avez plus le droit de rentrer.'' | |
− | + | {{qf|English translator}} I am a big fat French idiot. | |
− | + | {{qf|French translator}} ''Je suis un grand gros...''--hey! | |
− | + | {{qf|English translator}} Heh, heh, heh! | |
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− | + | {{qf|{{ap|Johnny|Midnight Rx}}}} Just take these health cards to any pharmacy and you'll get enough drugs to make [[Regina]] look like [[Saskatoon]]. | |
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:''[He and the other veterans laugh]'' | :''[He and the other veterans laugh]'' | ||
− | + | {{qf|[[Johnny's friend]]}} That's a good one Johnny. | |
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- [Homer and Grampa arrive at the border. Homer is dressed in Mexican clothing, including a sombrero]
- Homer: [To border patrol] Hola señor! We are gringo and wish to spend mucho dinero in your country.
- Border Patrol: Splendid! Welcome to Canada!
- Homer: D'oh!
- Mr. Burns: Fear not Smithers! I'll move heaven and earth to save you! It's still easier then teaching a new assistant my filing system.
- Apu: [While they ride to Canada] Homer! Please tell Mr. Ned to stop trying to convert me!
- Ned Flanders: I was just saying how brave he is to worship a false god!
- Apu: I do not worship one god, okay? I worship a whole super team of deities that--[Flanders pinches] OW, ow! Okay, he just pinched me!
- Ned: Where's your super team, now?
- Homer: Listen, you two! I'll you both who the true God is, if you're both quiet for the rest of the trip! [Ned and Apu protest] All right, I'm coming back there! [Unbuckles seatbelt and leaves driver's wheel to go to the back seat. The van swerves uncontrollably through traffic]
- Apu: Save me, Shiva!
- Ned: Why don't you just call for Hawkman?
- Apu: Why don't you just shut up!?
- [After Homer and Grampa are arrested for smuggling in Canada]
- English translator: We have confiscated your car and its contents.
- French translator: Nous avons confisqué votre voiture et son contenu.
- English translator: You may leave Canada, but never return.
- French translator: Vous pouvez quitter le Canada, mais vous n'avez plus le droit de rentrer.
- English translator: I am a big fat French idiot.
- French translator: Je suis un grand gros...--hey!
- English translator: Heh, heh, heh!
- Johnny: Just take these health cards to any pharmacy and you'll get enough drugs to make Regina look like Saskatoon.
- [He and the other veterans laugh]
- Johnny's friend: That's a good one Johnny.