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Lisa: "I love Chinatown, although I wish they'd stop picking on Tibet Town."

[Bart orders dinner at Bob's Big Buddah.]

Bart: [to waiter] "Uh...yeah. I'll have the shark butt with butt sauce."

Marge: "Bart!"

Waiter: "Oh, excellent choice, sir."

[Marge realizes shark butt is on the menu.]

Marge: "Oh.

[Lisa's order]

Lisa: "Uh, how is the Feast of Twelve Delights with Triple Happiness Sauce?"

Waiter: "Very disappointing"

Lisa: "Then I'll have the Sweet and Sour Rice."

Waiter: "Oh, very good. Would you like that with the fragrant bee bellies or the cat noses?"

Lisa: "Neither, thank you."

Waiter: "Is there any way we can enhance your dining experience by hurting an animal?"

Lisa: "No!"

[Lenny reads his fortune.]

Lenny: "'You are a real winner.' Woo! That fortune really nailed me...and my winning ways."

[More fortune cookie fortunes by Homer:]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial."

"The price of stamps will climb even higher."

"You will invent a humorous toilet lid."

"Your store is being robbed, Apu."

[Burns flirts with Gloria the meter maid]

Mr. Burns: "You can lift my wiper any day!"

Homer: "You're going to ask her to marry you?"

Mr. Burns: "Isn't it wonderful? I'm head over heels in love!"

Homer: "Are you sure you want to do this so fast?"

Burns: " Yes, my biological clock is ticking. I could be dead again soon."

Snake: "You're looking good, baby! Why did we ever break up?"

Gloria: "You pushed me out of a moving car."

Snake: "The cops were chasing us. I needed to lighten the load...and, um, protect you.

[Snake ties up his hostages. (Gloria and Homer)]

Gloria: "Let me guess. Now you're going to star working him over with the brass knuckles. You are so predictable.

Homer: "You know what would be suprising? A foot massage!"

Snake: "Shut up!" [He pistol-whips Homer]

[The police have surrounded Snake's hideout.]

Kent Brockman: "We're in minute two of this stand-off. What's the situation, Chief?"

Chief Wiggum: "Well, we have an officer sneakin' around the house, Kent. So unless they have a television in there, or can hear my loud talking--"

[A gunshot is heard. Officer Eddie runs away from the hideout, holding his arm in pain.]

Eddie: "Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Wiggum: "Well, I guess that answers that, doesn't it?"

[Kent Brockman interviews Gloria after her brush with death.]

Kent Brockman: "I know you've been through a lot, ma'am, but we need you to stand in front of the burning house and say, 'Channel Six is hot, hot, hot!'"