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Difference between revisions of "The Last Temptation of Homer/Quotes"

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:'''Homer:''' D'oh! Me too.
 
:'''Homer:''' D'oh! Me too.
 
:'''Mindy:''' Really? I'm can see I'm gonna love working with you. Well, gotta go. ''[whispers]'' I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch.
 
:'''Mindy:''' Really? I'm can see I'm gonna love working with you. Well, gotta go. ''[whispers]'' I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch.
:''Homer:''' Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!
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:'''Homer:''' Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!
 
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:'''Homer:''' [[Colonel Klink]]! Did you ever get my letters?
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:'''Angel:''' I'm not actually Colonel Klink. I'm just assuming his form.
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:'''Homer:''' Hee, hee, hee! Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?
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:'''Homer:''' [[Lisa]]! Look out behind you!
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:'''Lisa:''' Dad, I'm not gonna fall for that.
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:'''Homer:''' No, Lisa, I swear to you! I'm one hundred percent completely serious. You've gotta turn around right now before it's too late!
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:''[Lisa turns around]''
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:'''Lisa:''' Huh?
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:'''Homer:''' ''[running away]'' Sucker.
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:'''Marge:''' Good news, honey! Two weeks are up! You don't have to wear your glasses any more. And your scalp and posture seem fine!
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:'''Bart:''' Yes!
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:''[he kicks his shoes through the window and they smash through the Flanders' living room window]''
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:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Kids, did anyone pray for giant shoes?
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:'''[[Rod Flanders]]:''' ''[raises his hand]'' I did!
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:'''Ned:''' Okilly-dokilly!
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:'''Mindy:''' What's wrong?
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:'''Homer:''' Oh yeah, like you don't know! We're gonna have sex.
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:'''Mindy:''' Oh... well, we don't have to.
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:'''Homer:''' Yes, we do. The cookie told me so.
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:'''Mindy:''' Well, deserts aren't always right.
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:'''Homer:''' But they're so sweet.
  
 
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Revision as of 09:54, February 29, 2012


Season 5 Episode Quotes
089 "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood"
090
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
"$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" 091


[Bart paints parking space lines in the Springfield Elementary car park]
Bart: The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower. Indistinguishable to the naked eye. But therin lies the game.
Milhouse: I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.
[All the teachers pull into the car park and no one can open their doors]
Seymour Skinner: [to Edna Krabappel, banging his door into her car] You blasted woman! You parked too close! move your car!
Edna Krabappel: I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell your mama.
Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this.

Ms. Krabappel: Is it possible all your misbehavior and miserable grades have been caused by a simple vision disorder?
Bart: You mean, it ain't me noggin'; it's me peepers? Oh, well that's just luverly!

Mr. Burns: Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? Smithers, throw this at him.

Lenny Leonard: Oh, if they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor.
Carl Carlson: And we can't take our pants off when it gets real hot.
Homer: And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain!
[Carl and Lenny look at each other concerned]
Homer: Ya... I mean... not... you know, if we wanted to, not that I ever... did.

[Bart walks into the classroom looking like a nerd]
Sherri and Terri: Nice glasses, four-eyes!
Nelson Muntz: Yeah, nice shoes... uh... two-feet.
Martin Prince: Your appearance is comical to me.
[Bart sees his reflection in Milhouse's glasses]
Bart: [gasps] I'm a nerd!
[Milhouse sees his reflection in Bart's glasses]
Milhouse: [gasp] So am I!

Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe Szyslak: Yeah.
Homer: See, I've got this friend named... Joey Jo-Jo... Junior... Shabadoo?
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
[a man at the end of the bar gets up and runs out crying]
Barney Gumble: Hey! Joey Jo-Jo!

Homer: Uh... so, let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find we have very little in common.
Mindy: Can't talk... eating.
Homer: Hey, my favorite, raspberry swirl with a double glaze.
Mindy: Double glaze. [begins to drool]
Homer: D'oh! Okay, so we have one thing in common. But you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching TV.
Mindy: Oh, not me. That's my idea of Heaven.
Homer: D'oh! Me too.
Mindy: Really? I'm can see I'm gonna love working with you. Well, gotta go. [whispers] I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch.
Homer: Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!

Homer: Colonel Klink! Did you ever get my letters?
Angel: I'm not actually Colonel Klink. I'm just assuming his form.
Homer: Hee, hee, hee! Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?

Homer: Lisa! Look out behind you!
Lisa: Dad, I'm not gonna fall for that.
Homer: No, Lisa, I swear to you! I'm one hundred percent completely serious. You've gotta turn around right now before it's too late!
[Lisa turns around]
Lisa: Huh?
Homer: [running away] Sucker.

Marge: Good news, honey! Two weeks are up! You don't have to wear your glasses any more. And your scalp and posture seem fine!
Bart: Yes!
[he kicks his shoes through the window and they smash through the Flanders' living room window]
Ned Flanders: Kids, did anyone pray for giant shoes?
Rod Flanders: [raises his hand] I did!
Ned: Okilly-dokilly!

Mindy: What's wrong?
Homer: Oh yeah, like you don't know! We're gonna have sex.
Mindy: Oh... well, we don't have to.
Homer: Yes, we do. The cookie told me so.
Mindy: Well, deserts aren't always right.
Homer: But they're so sweet.

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