Difference between revisions of "The Joy of Sect/Quotes"
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| − | + | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': Homer no function beer well without. | |
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| + | :'''Homer Simpson''': Out of my way, Jerk Ass! | ||
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| + | :'''[[Bart Simpson]]''': Nobody can brainwash Bart Simpson. Nothing that I can't handle. | ||
| + | :[''Movementarian pulls out a briefcase labeled "Lil' Bastard Brainwash" and Bart enters a room. He reappears a few seconds later.''] | ||
| + | :'''Bart Simpson''': I love The Leader. | ||
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| + | :'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': When we got married, you promised me my harvesting days were over. | ||
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| + | :'''Sect Mover''': Your family will be housed here for the first 100,000 years, then something might open up in a double. | ||
| + | :'''Homer Simpson''': Why even unpack? | ||
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| + | :'''Homer Simpson''': Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family. | ||
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| + | :'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': Dad, do you think you might have been brainwashed? | ||
| + | :'''Homer Simpson''': I have not been brainwashed! Kill the girl. | ||
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| + | :'''Lisa Simpson''': Watch yourself, Dad - you're the highly suggestible type. | ||
| + | :'''Homer Simpson''': Yes, I am the highly suggestible type. | ||
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| + | :'''Bart Simpson''': Church, cult, cult, church. So we'll get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our everyday lives? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :[''Lovejoy begins to spill gasoline all over the church.''] | ||
| + | :'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]''': I never thought I'd have to do ''this'' again. | ||
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| + | :'''Reverend Lovejoy''': This new so-called religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate. | ||
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| + | :[''The Leader drives past in a Rolls-Royce.''] | ||
| + | :'''Lisa Simpson''': We toil in the fields and he drives around in a Rolls-Royce? | ||
| + | :'''Homer Simpson''': Yes, it would be nice if he'd buy American, but what are you going to do? | ||
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| + | :'''Lisa Simpson''': It's great that we can all think for ourselves again. | ||
| + | :[''Family returns to watching TV.''] | ||
| + | :'''[[FOX]] Announcer''': You are watching FOX. | ||
| + | :'''Family''': ''(Robotically)'' We are watching FOX. | ||
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- Homer Simpson: Homer no function beer well without.
- Homer Simpson: Out of my way, Jerk Ass!
- Bart Simpson: Nobody can brainwash Bart Simpson. Nothing that I can't handle.
- [Movementarian pulls out a briefcase labeled "Lil' Bastard Brainwash" and Bart enters a room. He reappears a few seconds later.]
- Bart Simpson: I love The Leader.
- Marge Simpson: When we got married, you promised me my harvesting days were over.
- Sect Mover: Your family will be housed here for the first 100,000 years, then something might open up in a double.
- Homer Simpson: Why even unpack?
- Homer Simpson: Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family.
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, do you think you might have been brainwashed?
- Homer Simpson: I have not been brainwashed! Kill the girl.
- Lisa Simpson: Watch yourself, Dad - you're the highly suggestible type.
- Homer Simpson: Yes, I am the highly suggestible type.
- Bart Simpson: Church, cult, cult, church. So we'll get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our everyday lives?
- [Lovejoy begins to spill gasoline all over the church.]
- Reverend Lovejoy: I never thought I'd have to do this again.
- Reverend Lovejoy: This new so-called religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate.
- [The Leader drives past in a Rolls-Royce.]
- Lisa Simpson: We toil in the fields and he drives around in a Rolls-Royce?
- Homer Simpson: Yes, it would be nice if he'd buy American, but what are you going to do?
- Lisa Simpson: It's great that we can all think for ourselves again.
- [Family returns to watching TV.]
- FOX Announcer: You are watching FOX.
- Family: (Robotically) We are watching FOX.
