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{{TB|Err, sir? Please be careful waving your gun around. It's a little dangerous.}}
 
{{TB|Err, sir? Please be careful waving your gun around. It's a little dangerous.}}
 
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{{TB|Nonsense. Why this gun has been in my family for eighty years! The only thing it's killed is a few of my ancestors… accidentally…right after they signed their wills.}}
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{{TB|Nonsense. Why this gun has been in my family for eighty years! The only thing it's killed is a few of my ancestors... accidentally...right after they signed their wills.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Nervous}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Nervous}}
 
{{TB|That gun, sir, has a will of its own. Remember how it misfired when the butler sneezed?}}
 
{{TB|That gun, sir, has a will of its own. Remember how it misfired when the butler sneezed?}}
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{{TB|Oh, come now. You must have a secret store of weapons stashed behind some crates in their back room!}}
 
{{TB|Oh, come now. You must have a secret store of weapons stashed behind some crates in their back room!}}
 
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{{TB|I used to have one in the shed out back. But due to an unfortunate issue with some Bulgarian explosives and a lightning storm…}}
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{{TB|I used to have one in the shed out back. But due to an unfortunate issue with some Bulgarian explosives and a lightning storm...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Sly}}
 
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Sly}}
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{{TB|…let's just say that it suddenly relocated all the way to [[Shelbyville]].}}
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{{TB|...let's just say that it suddenly relocated all the way to [[Shelbyville]].}}
 
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{{TB|Yes, yes…well then, let's have a look at your arsenal and see if I can find something that will cause the animals to quake in fear.}}
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{{TB|Yes, yes...well then, let's have a look at your arsenal and see if I can find something that will cause the animals to quake in fear.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hunter Mr. Burns Seek Out a More Powerful Gun|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Test Out a BB Gun|4 hours|[[Herman's Military Antiques]], {{TOG|Trees}}, {{TOG|Parks}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Smithers]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hunter Mr. Burns Seek Out a More Powerful Gun|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Test Out a BB Gun|4 hours|[[Herman's Military Antiques]], {{TOG|Trees}}, {{TOG|Parks}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Smithers]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
 
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{{TB|You sure you want this gun? I mean it's just…}}
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{{TB|You sure you want this gun? I mean it's just...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Nervous}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Nervous}}
 
{{TB|It's just right! Yes, indeed.}}
 
{{TB|It's just right! Yes, indeed.}}
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{{TB|Smithers, I'm getting tired. Help me dispatch this vile Southeasterner with my gun.}}
 
{{TB|Smithers, I'm getting tired. Help me dispatch this vile Southeasterner with my gun.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Nervous}}
 
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{{TB|Sir, really…}}
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{{TB|Sir, really...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Hunter Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Hunter Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Enough, Smithers! On the count of three, pull the trigger.}}
 
{{TB|Enough, Smithers! On the count of three, pull the trigger.}}
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{{TB|Accepted!}}
 
{{TB|Accepted!}}
 
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{{TB|One hundred. Ninety-nine. Ninety-eight, Ninety-seven…}}
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{{TB|One hundred. Ninety-nine. Ninety-eight, Ninety-seven...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}}}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hunter Mr. Burns Take Agonizingly Careful Aim|4 hours|{{TOG|Trees}}, {{TOG|Parks}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Rich Texan Continue Counting|4 hours|{{TOG|Trees}}, {{TOG|Parks}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Rich Texan]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Realize They Might Not Be Joking|4 hours|{{TOG|Trees}}, {{TOG|Parks}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Smithers]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hunter Mr. Burns Take Agonizingly Careful Aim|4 hours|{{TOG|Trees}}, {{TOG|Parks}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Rich Texan Continue Counting|4 hours|{{TOG|Trees}}, {{TOG|Parks}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Rich Texan]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Realize They Might Not Be Joking|4 hours|{{TOG|Trees}}, {{TOG|Parks}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Smithers]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Nervous}}
 
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{{TB|Gentlemen, put down your guns! Let's call our lawyers, have them come out here, and discuss…}}
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{{TB|Gentlemen, put down your guns! Let's call our lawyers, have them come out here, and discuss...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Hunter Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Hunter Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Our lawyers! Yes! We'll hunt them!}}
 
{{TB|Our lawyers! Yes! We'll hunt them!}}
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{{TB|Oh, Monty, why did we ever fight?}}
 
{{TB|Oh, Monty, why did we ever fight?}}
 
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{{TB|{{*}}on phone{{*}} Hello, Crowley, Devonshire and White? Mr. Burns has, um…a legal matter. Yes, come now, and wear boots.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}on phone{{*}} Hello, Crowley, Devonshire and White? Mr. Burns has, um...a legal matter. Yes, come now, and wear boots.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
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Latest revision as of 13:05, January 10, 2026


Apex Predator
Tapped Out Hunter Mr. Burns Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 11
Update: Snow Place Like the Woods
Required characters: Hunter Mr. Burns
Optional characters: Smithers, The Rich Texan
Internal name(s): ApexPredator
ID(s): 275042 - 275045


Apex Predator is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Snow Place Like the Woods content update. It requires Hunter Mr. Burns to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Hunter Mr. Burns Smithers?
Smithers Yes, Mr. Burns?
Hunter Mr. Burns Smithers, it's been three hours and I haven't killed any wildlife. I'll sue this forest!
Smithers - Sad Sorry, sir.
Hunter Mr. Burns - Annoyed Pah! Stow your "sorry". I can't shoot at it.
Smithers *holds up deer call* Shall I try the deer call again?
Hunter Mr. Burns But this time give it some feeling. I want to hear Jimmy Dorsey or Glenn Miller at the height of their powers!
Smithers Yes, sir.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Blow the Deer Call Erotically". The job takes place at Trees, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Hunter Mr. Burns Accidentally Fire His Gun". The job takes place at Trees, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Hunter Mr. Burns - Annoyed Damnation! Still nothing!
Smithers - Nervous Err, sir? Please be careful waving your gun around. It's a little dangerous.
Hunter Mr. Burns - Surprised Nonsense. Why this gun has been in my family for eighty years! The only thing it's killed is a few of my ancestors... accidentally...right after they signed their wills.
Smithers - Nervous That gun, sir, has a will of its own. Remember how it misfired when the butler sneezed?
Hunter Mr. Burns - Annoyed He deserved it! Besides, I've got it well under control. I was in the artillery in the world war. Don't ask which side. *gun fires*
Smithers - Surprised Ahh!
Hunter Mr. Burns - Annoyed Fiddlesticks! That was my last round! Perhaps it is time to upgrade from this randomly discharging bullet blaster. Come along.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Herman What you see is what we have.
Hunter Mr. Burns - Annoyed Oh, come now. You must have a secret store of weapons stashed behind some crates in their back room!
Herman I used to have one in the shed out back. But due to an unfortunate issue with some Bulgarian explosives and a lightning storm...
Herman - Sly ...let's just say that it suddenly relocated all the way to Shelbyville.
Hunter Mr. Burns Yes, yes...well then, let's have a look at your arsenal and see if I can find something that will cause the animals to quake in fear.
Task: "Make Hunter Mr. Burns Seek Out a More Powerful Gun". The job takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Test Out a BB Gun". The job takes place at Herman's Military Antiques, Trees, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Herman You sure you want this gun? I mean it's just...
Smithers - Nervous It's just right! Yes, indeed.
Herman No, pal, it's a BB gun.
Smithers - Nervous And "BB" for "Burns Blaster"! See, sir, it's even named after you!
Hunter Mr. Burns - Happy *wipes away a tear* I always wanted a machine of death to have my name.
Smithers Mr. Burns, let me finish this transaction. Why don't you go wait in the car?
Hunter Mr. Burns - Happy Yes, and dream of the first lucky animal to be laid out by my shiny new gun.
Herman You sure this is the one he wanted to have?
Smithers No. It's the one I want him to have. Out in the woods today he nearly killed me six times. That's twice the normal rate.
Smithers Also, the recoil from a normal gun sends Mr. Burns sailing like a seagull on a mighty ocean breeze.
Herman Well, this baby's gotta kick so gentle it'll lull you to sleep.
Smithers Really?
Herman Go ahead. Try her out.
Smithers *pit-ting! pit-tang! pit-tong!*
Smithers - Excited I feel like a buckaroo.
Herman - Angry Not in my store, pal.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Hunter Mr. Burns - Happy Smithers, this gun is as light as my conscience! I feel like a new man!
Smithers A kind and thoughtful one?
Hunter Mr. Burns - Annoyed Never! Now sound the deer call!
Smithers - Nervous I've been sounding it, sir. We really need to have your hearing checked.
Hunter Mr. Burns - Annoyed Mine and these blasted deer! Or are they too stupid to know to come running so they can be shot?!
Task: "Make Hunter Mr. Burns Go Hunting". The job takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Follow Along Nervously". The job takes place at Trees, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
The Rich Texan - Annoyed Hold it right there, you trespassing varmint!
Hunter Mr. Burns - Surprised Richard Texan! It is I, Charles Montgomery Plantagenet Schicklgruber Burns! Plus some other names, but I'm in a hurry.
The Rich Texan - Annoyed Speaking of names, what in the name of Sam Houston are you doin' poaching on my property?!
Hunter Mr. Burns - Annoyed The only poaching I do is of eggs and that is handled by a service in the south of France. This is my property!
The Rich Texan - Annoyed The Devil it is!
Hunter Mr. Burns - Annoyed And that's who I purchased it from! I agreed to take back my soul from the Devil if he gave me this land.
The Rich Texan - Annoyed *aims gun* Well, get ready to see him again!
Smithers - Nervous Oh no.
Hunter Mr. Burns - Annoyed *aims gun* Two can play at murder! Now stop capering about like a rabbit!
The Rich Texan - Annoyed Heck, I'm standing still as a cactus!
Smithers - Nervous Mr. Burns, you're aiming at a rabbit.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Hunter Mr. Burns Richard Texan, I foresee a sudden membership opening in your gentlemen's club.
The Rich Texan Monty, I do hope your diet is lead-deficient 'cause I aim to cure it!
Smithers - Nervous Gentlemen, please! There must be some way we can fix this.
The Rich Texan *aims gun* This here is how we fix things in Texas. Everything from plumbing to broken hearts!
Hunter Mr. Burns - Sleepy Smithers, I'm getting tired. Help me dispatch this vile Southeasterner with my gun.
Smithers - Nervous Sir, really...
Hunter Mr. Burns - Annoyed Enough, Smithers! On the count of three, pull the trigger.
The Rich Texan Ha! I'm pull'n on the count of two!
Hunter Mr. Burns I'll see your "two" and raise you ten.
The Rich Texan One hundred! That's my final offer!
Hunter Mr. Burns Accepted!
The Rich Texan One hundred. Ninety-nine. Ninety-eight, Ninety-seven...
Smithers - Sad *sigh*
Task: "Make Hunter Mr. Burns Take Agonizingly Careful Aim". The job takes place at Trees, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Rich Texan is owned: Task: "Make The Rich Texan Continue Counting". The job takes place at Trees, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Realize They Might Not Be Joking". The job takes place at Trees, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Smithers - Nervous Gentlemen, put down your guns! Let's call our lawyers, have them come out here, and discuss...
Hunter Mr. Burns - Happy Our lawyers! Yes! We'll hunt them!
The Rich Texan - Happy Yeah, no one will miss those jerks!
Hunter Mr. Burns - Happy I might! Given my aim.
The Rich Texan - Happy *laughs* Good one, Monty!
Hunter Mr. Burns - Happy *laughs*
The Rich Texan Oh, Monty, why did we ever fight?
Smithers *on phone* Hello, Crowley, Devonshire and White? Mr. Burns has, um...a legal matter. Yes, come now, and wear boots.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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