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=== Family trees === | === Family trees === | ||
The Simpson family tree can be found on the inside of the front cover, while the [[Bouvier family]] appears on the inside of the back cover. An interesting note is that [[Charles Montgomery Burns]] is included in the Simpson tree as [[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa's]] fourth cousin via marriage. Homer is descended from Scandinavians and American Indians, which was even mentioned in the episode "[[Little Big Girl]]", while Marge is descended from the French. Another interesting note is that despite [[Amos Graycomb]] and [[Moselle Stemple]] marrying and having four children together, they are in fact second cousins. | The Simpson family tree can be found on the inside of the front cover, while the [[Bouvier family]] appears on the inside of the back cover. An interesting note is that [[Charles Montgomery Burns]] is included in the Simpson tree as [[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa's]] fourth cousin via marriage. Homer is descended from Scandinavians and American Indians, which was even mentioned in the episode "[[Little Big Girl]]", while Marge is descended from the French. Another interesting note is that despite [[Amos Graycomb]] and [[Moselle Stemple]] marrying and having four children together, they are in fact second cousins. | ||
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| + | rect 245 127 368 240 [[Jean-Paul LaValle]] | ||
| + | rect 32 233 123 394 [[Lili LaValle]] | ||
| + | rect 135 243 247 355 [[Georges LaValle]] | ||
| + | rect 253 246 353 357 [[Coco LaValle]] | ||
| + | rect 372 125 497 246 [[Simone LaValle]] | ||
| + | rect 371 247 497 357 [[Diana LaValle]] | ||
| + | rect 500 127 621 246 [[Charmaine Renault]] | ||
| + | rect 629 104 761 243 [[Bernard DeBoeuf]] | ||
| + | rect 525 251 650 359 [[Horst DeBoeuf]] | ||
| + | rect 63 367 178 477 [[Hermès DuLac]] | ||
| + | rect 207 360 321 474 [[Eva DeBoeuf]] | ||
| + | rect 360 363 495 471 [[Zsa Zsa DeBoeuf]] | ||
| + | rect 507 366 649 476 [[Bébé DeBoeuf]] | ||
| + | rect 657 363 778 477 [[Mignon DeBoeuf]] | ||
| + | rect 149 479 244 583 [[Louis DuLac]] | ||
| + | rect 291 474 417 588 [[Marie St. Jacques]] | ||
| + | rect 437 478 551 586 [[Henri Petitbois]] | ||
| + | rect 29 554 143 681 [[Alvarine Bisque]] | ||
| + | rect 186 588 323 702 [[Ferdinand Gurney]] | ||
| + | rect 46 657 207 793 [[Ingrid Gurney]] | ||
| + | rect 25 796 137 928 [[Homer Simpson]] | ||
| + | rect 157 767 268 922 [[Marge Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 245 711 359 819 [[Clancy Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 352 592 474 700 [[Bambi Petitbois]] | ||
| + | rect 492 589 617 704 [[Pépé Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 361 713 479 819 [[Charlene Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 482 713 577 819 [[JoJo Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 585 713 698 820 [[Chester Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 261 828 368 928 [[Patty Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 369 830 497 933 [[Selma Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 21 936 117 1058 [[Bart Simpson]] | ||
| + | rect 121 936 210 1057 [[Lisa Simpson]] | ||
| + | rect 211 942 319 1057 [[Maggie Simpson]] | ||
| + | rect 721 708 848 822 [[Alfreda LeDoux]] | ||
| + | rect 513 828 618 934 [[Dotty Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 622 825 725 936 [[Tootsie Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 727 828 831 936 [[Rowena Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 618 940 723 1057 [[Axel Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 778 5 887 132 [[Victor Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 925 5 1063 135 [[Florette DuChamps]] | ||
| + | rect 807 135 971 245 [[Victor Bouvier II]] | ||
| + | rect 990 136 1125 245 [[Gabrielle Gateau]] | ||
| + | rect 766 251 895 358 [[Honoré Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 912 250 1030 363 [[Didi Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1032 251 1185 359 [[Yves Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 793 364 929 477 [[Philippe Billout]] | ||
| + | rect 737 477 865 591 [[Françoise Billout]] | ||
| + | rect 880 480 992 589 [[Antoine Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 645 590 765 705 [[Monique Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 815 595 921 707 [[Lalique Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 953 594 1053 708 [[Fifi Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1071 589 1194 709 [[Coquette Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1195 243 1307 362 [[Marie Trousseau]] | ||
| + | rect 1313 214 1412 363 [[Gigi Trousseau]] | ||
| + | rect 936 367 1088 475 [[Cléo Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1092 365 1193 477 [[Théo Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1197 367 1310 479 [[Fr. René Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1329 366 1437 472 [[Marcel Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1012 482 1127 591 [[Jacques Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1147 483 1282 590 [[Charlemagne Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1300 481 1421 592 [[Etienne Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1429 477 1535 589 [[Babette Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1550 480 1667 590 [[Georgette Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1494 24 1653 131 [[Brigitte Divan]] | ||
| + | rect 1711 21 1817 133 [[Hervé Poulet]] | ||
| + | rect 1370 131 1485 249 [[Gilbert Trousseau]] | ||
| + | rect 1520 134 1632 247 [[Musette Poulet]] | ||
| + | rect 1673 143 1799 253 [[Félice Poulet]] | ||
| + | rect 1876 141 1975 251 [[Armand Poulet]] | ||
| + | rect 1459 249 1566 364 [[Sylvie Trousseau]] | ||
| + | rect 1616 257 1754 357 [[Frédérique Trousseau]] | ||
| + | rect 1789 257 1919 358 [[Maurice Trousseau]] | ||
| + | rect 1970 257 2109 355 [[Dracinia DeVille]] | ||
| + | rect 1215 594 1306 710 [[Maurice Lèau]] | ||
| + | rect 854 712 1011 822 [[Theodore Lèau]] | ||
| + | rect 833 830 963 934 [[Alfreda Bouvier II]] | ||
| + | rect 967 829 1073 936 [[Pierre Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1091 828 1205 938 [[Miranda Potter]] | ||
| + | rect 1025 713 1107 821 [[Hi Lèau]] | ||
| + | rect 1143 714 1261 825 [[Tilda Lèau]] | ||
| + | rect 867 938 967 1044 [[Dolly Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 977 944 1078 1048 [[Lolly Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1081 944 1177 1046 [[Polly Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1193 944 1289 1049 [[Holly Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1481 369 1633 470 [[Angelique Marceau]] | ||
| + | rect 1463 592 1574 701 [[Jacques Mouton]] | ||
| + | rect 1585 593 1692 701 [[Dijon Poupon]] | ||
| + | rect 1307 710 1409 819 [[Rodney Lèau]] | ||
| + | rect 1423 707 1511 817 [[Joyce Mouton]] | ||
| + | rect 1531 709 1633 818 [[Brandy Mouton]] | ||
| + | rect 1641 710 1745 814 [[Felicia Mouton]] | ||
| + | rect 1304 823 1410 935 [[Penelope Lèau]] | ||
| + | rect 1415 823 1500 933 [[Tuesday Lèau]] | ||
| + | rect 1503 822 1590 928 [[Tony Lèau]] | ||
| + | rect 1740 369 1837 472 [[Leo Trousseau]] | ||
| + | rect 1885 368 2007 467 [[Vinca Trousseau]] | ||
| + | rect 2037 364 2152 468 [[Daniel Trousseau]] | ||
| + | rect 1710 479 1806 581 [[Erique Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1834 476 1969 582 [[Bernadette Fromage]] | ||
| + | rect 1731 591 1825 703 [[René Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1837 590 1946 703 [[Jipsum Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 1784 705 1913 810 [[Jean-Claude Roulette]] | ||
| + | rect 1605 823 1717 930 [[Cherie Roulette]] | ||
| + | rect 1717 817 1836 923 [[Ennui Roulette]] | ||
| + | rect 1841 812 1943 923 [[Bobo Roulette]] | ||
| + | rect 1958 809 2099 921 [[Diva DuBrock]] | ||
| + | rect 1774 933 1888 1034 [[Gabby Roulette]] | ||
| + | rect 1897 929 2006 1036 [[Pippy Roulette]] | ||
| + | rect 2027 929 2124 1033 [[Sissy Roulette]] | ||
| + | rect 2052 125 2163 241 [[Pascal Chevalier]] | ||
| + | rect 2221 133 2337 241 [[Fleurette duPrix]] | ||
| + | rect 2141 245 2249 355 [[Nicole DeVille]] | ||
| + | rect 2289 247 2404 355 [[Hesperia DeVille]] | ||
| + | rect 2221 358 2330 470 [[André Merlot]] | ||
| + | rect 2390 364 2501 471 [[Margot Citröen]] | ||
| + | rect 1999 475 2121 581 [[Alfred Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 2137 469 2253 577 [[Lance Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 2307 472 2425 577 [[Colette Merlot]] | ||
| + | rect 2032 591 2135 695 [[Vance Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 2159 588 2253 693 [[Daria Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 2269 584 2339 690 [[Flannery Bouvier]] | ||
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| + | rect 2449 582 2558 690 [[Clématis de Fleur]] | ||
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| + | rect 2382 699 2470 805 [[Wysteria Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 2477 696 2570 803 [[Juniper Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 2206 813 2321 920 [[Seymour Bouvier]] | ||
| + | rect 2358 808 2460 916 [[Chlorina Jones]] | ||
| + | rect 2287 924 2397 1029 [[Moonstar Bouvier-Jones]] | ||
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== Alternate versions == | == Alternate versions == | ||
Revision as of 13:35, October 19, 2025
The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album
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Book Information
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The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album (ISBN 0-06-096582-7) is a 1991 book, written by Matt Groening, that mimics a family album that the Simpson family would have. Among the things it reveals is the birth date of Bart Simpson, as well as the family trees of the Bouvier and Simpson families. Despite the fact that these family trees have never been directly contradicted in the show, their canonicity is still unknown.
Contents
Contents
The album is narrated by Marge. It begins with photographs and memorabilia from the ancestors of the two families, and then progresses with baby photos of Homer and Marge, and then profiles them as they grow up and fall in love. Finally it shows photographs and memorabilia from Bart's, Lisa's and Maggie's childhoods.
Marge and Homer's childhood
The first part focuses on Marge Bouvier's childhood and youth, her family's eccentric past, childhood memories with her sisters Patty and Selma, and milestones like her first book, The Fuzzy Li'l Gnome. Later, it shows her teenage years: family road trips to the World's Largest Tire, creative photography attempts, and the day she straightened her hair at age 13. There’s also her first boyfriend, Bruce Udelhofen, and her award-winning dramatic performance at Springfield High School, where she lost to Artie Ziff.
The following pages turn to Homer's side of the story, beginning with Abe's army days, his wedding to Mona Simpson, and Abe's first-ever letter of complaint, directed to the Springfield Shopper. Baby Homer appears as a chubby infant and "Grandpa's 7,587th oyster". Following that, Homer's rough school years are showcased: poor grades, lazy excuses from Abe, and his aversion to military school. There's also a glimpse of Homer's childhood friend Barney Gumble, and an early woodshop project where he never finished carving his initials.
Marge and Homer's teenage years and early romance
The next section opens with Marge's senior prom, where she wears her iconic up hairstyle for the first time. She attends the dance with Artie Ziff, to later eat at Cap'n Reno's Creamed Seafood Steam Table Restaraunt. Nearby, Homer dressed in an ill-fitting blue tuxedo, is shown as her real true love, marking the night they first connected. The pages include memories like prom tickets, and receipts from Homer's suit rental at Mario's Dapper Den.
The following pages show their high school and young adult milestones: movie dates, Marge's brief experiment with cigarettes, Homer's clumsy love poems, and a playful photo booth strip. A "handwriting analysis" humorously contrasts Marge's free spirit with Homer's laziness. Graduation memories follow, featuring Marge and Homer in their caps and gowns. Finally, their post-graduation adventures show the couple at bonfires, discos, and mini-golf dates at Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merrie Olde Fun Centre, surrounded by pop culture references from the 1970s.
Marriage times
Marge and Homer had their Las Vegas–style marriage at the Lucky 7 Wedding Chapel (Shotgun Pete's). Surrounded by dice, poker chips, and neon signs, Marge and Homer are shown as a young, excited couple. The page includes keepsakes like their marriage certificate, Marge's lace garter belt, and Homer's romantic vows. The setting pokes fun at cheap weddings — complete with slogans like "No shoes, no shirt, no service!" and a nearby roadside attraction, The Tomb of the Unknown Hitchhiker.
The next pages jump ahead to their early married life. Marge is shown as a homemaker entering a gelatin mold contest in 1980 (winning third place) and writing a fan letter to Ringo Starr, while Homer begins work at the newly-opened Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. His employee evaluation highlights his laziness and lack of ambition, with the form humorously stamped "APPROVED". The contrast between Marge's sweet domestic efforts and Homer's comedic incompetence sets up the dynamic that defines their relationship throughout the series.
Early days of Bart and Lisa
Next, the pages show Marge discovering her pregnancy with Bart, using the Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test. There's a fake hospital letter humorously asking the Simpsons not to bring Bart back, and congratulatory cards like "It’s a boy!" filled with cartoonish chaos. The following spread includes Bart's baby footprints, a hospital bill marked "FINAL NOTICE", and snapshots of Homer's first gray hair, and Bart's and Lisa's first haircuts.
Later pages include Lisa's infancy and intelligence. She's shown spelling "Bart" with blocks, playing music, and getting straight A's in kindergarten. Bart, meanwhile, is depicted with his first black eye and a mischievous streak. There's also a bittersweet touch with a drawing of Lisa's poem for the then recently deceased cat, Snowball I.
Maggie is born
Pictures of Marge being pregnant with Maggie and celebrating her first birthday are shown. There are family photos with Bart and Lisa, a comical hospital newspaper clipping, and a nod to Springfield's jazz scene with an article about Bleeding Gums Murphy, Lisa's future musical mentor, who is also playing at The Jazz Hole. Marge proudly notes Maggie was "such an easy child", while the inclusion of beer and jazz references humorously contrasts the chaos of family life.
Family trips and gatherings
Next, a page shows the family's disastrous vacation to the The Devil's Hell Hole, the hottest spot in the USA, a blazing desert tourist trap that, according to Marge, "Homer would rather forget". The family posed amid cacti, rattlesnakes, and visited roadside places like Bud's Reptile Village and The Big Wigwam. Marge tries to stay positive while Homer is attacked by a "harmless" snake, and Lisa enjoys the roadside jukebox that was filled with blues records.
The last pages move through more family trips: Bart carving "El Barto was here" into Mount Rushmore, Grandpa's grumpy letters to the editor, and Homer's hair-growing experiment using a Dimoxinil. We also see a family trip to Mt. Splashmore (where Homer gets stuck in a water slide) and chaotic holiday scenes at home. Lisa's Thanksgiving poem and art project contrast Bart's terrible report card and prank excuses, with Principal Skinner's exasperated notes closing the section.
Dedication to Snowball I
The last page dedicates the album to Snowball I, the first pet of the family, who was run over by a car. The dedication includes a picture of Maggie on the sofa that the cat shredded.
Family trees
The Simpson family tree can be found on the inside of the front cover, while the Bouvier family appears on the inside of the back cover. An interesting note is that Charles Montgomery Burns is included in the Simpson tree as Grandpa's fourth cousin via marriage. Homer is descended from Scandinavians and American Indians, which was even mentioned in the episode "Little Big Girl", while Marge is descended from the French. Another interesting note is that despite Amos Graycomb and Moselle Stemple marrying and having four children together, they are in fact second cousins.
In the family trees below, each character’s portrait links to their corresponding article.
Simpson family tree
Bouvier family tree
Alternate versions
There are two different versions of The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album. One release has a picture of Bart on the cover, and another release has Homer on the cover.
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