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One Tough Cookie

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Northward Bound Required characters: Cookie Optional characters: Squeaky Voice Teen, Bart, Apu Internal name(s): OneToughCookie ID(s): 250017 - 250021

One Tough Cookie is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Northward Bound content update. It requires Cookie to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark Lisa, it's an emergency, ya gots ta help me! It's yer father! Oh jeez, should I call an ambulance? I have Dr. Hibbert on speed dial. No, nothin' like that. He cleaned out my wagon and now there's nothin' to serve at the Lazy I Ranch tonight. What am I gonna do? Well, if it's ingredients you need, I recommend the Quick & Fresh. Bless you, child. Does your father go there? It has "Fresh" in its name, so...no. Good. Now I just needs to decide on corn pone or wheat pone. Oh, I think they're fully stocked with all the pones. Task: "Make Cookie Go to Quick & Fresh". The job takes place at Quick & Fresh, a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark Whaddya mean you don't have any canned beans? Yer a grocer, ain't ya? I'm sorry, sir, but all of our beans come fresh and weighed to order. That's why we're Quick & FRESH! Son, I ain't got the time for all that. I need to whip me up a batch of cowboy beans tonight and I's in a hurry. So just tell me what kinda beans y'all got. Well...we've got flageolet, anasazi, appaloosa, bayo, Jacob's Cattle... Oh, thank goodness. You get your friend Jacob to ring me up one'a them cattle, if ya don't mind. Um, we don't have any actual cattle, sir. Jacob's Cattle is a type of bean. Don't you go givin' me no lip! I know the differ'nce 'twixt beef and beans! I'm going to call my manager. He better be named Jacob! And grab me some molasses and hardtack while yer fetchin' them thar cattle. If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Get His Manager". The job takes place at Quick & Fresh, a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Cookie Wait for His Cattle". The job takes place at Quick & Fresh, a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark I give up. Ain't no way I'ma feedin' everyone tonight with no beans. You can't give up now. The chuckwagon cookout — and the show — must go on! You really believe in my cookin' that much, kid? Not at all, but if my mom has to cook tonight, she's gonna make me do a bunch of chores, so it's in both our interests that this hootenanny gets going. But where'm I gonna find the ingredients I need? Have you tried the Kwik-E-Mart? The Kwik-E-Mart? Does every store in this town have "quick" in the name? Speed's the name of the game in this modern world. Well... I suppose... Ya got... A point there— Great! While you're there, pick me up a Squishee. And hurry! Task: "Make Cookie Go to the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Continue Avoiding Chores". The job takes place at the Lazy I Ranch, a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart. How may I help you today, sir? How many vats of biscuit lard can ya spare? I'm so sorry, sir, but we only have unrendered lard. That'll do. Where's it at? Directly under the hot dog roller. That thar smells like some high-quality lard. I'll take it all. Most certainly! Such a large purchase entitles you to a complimentary Jerky Squishee. Dang if I don't love me a good jerky, so, thank ye kindly. Task: "Make Cookie Go on a Sugar Rush". The job takes 4 hours. If Apu is owned: Task: "Make Apu Say "Thank You, Come Again Kindly"". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark Yee-haw! This Squishee is the greatest! Yeah, I know, you've told me like a hundred times in the past hour. We're getting kinda hungry, though. Are you gonna start cooking soon? Just as soon as this Squishee wears off and I stop having the shakes. *takes another drink* The Squishee is not gonna wear off unless you stop drinking it. And speaking of, you didn't even get me one. Now, now, quit yer belly-achin'. I did get ya one! You did? Yep. And then I drank it. Now c'mon, let's get to dancin'! Task: "Make Cookie Dance". The job takes 4 hours. If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Ask to Go Home and Do Chores". The job takes place at the Lazy I Ranch, a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. What in tarnation? Where am I? Out back behind the ranch. Here's your clothes, you took 'em off during one of your dance routines. Ugh, why do I hurt all over? Probably on account of me poking you with this stick. *shouting* Pay up, Dad! I poked him over a hundred times before he woke up! Oh no! The guests! Did they ever get fed? Nah. Everyone left and went to the Krusty Burger. I guess that's it for my days at the ranch. I'm gonna have to find a new job... And a new place to live... And a new display case for my ten James Beard Awards... On the plus side, you helped me win my poking bet! Quest reward: 200 and 20