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Blargity Blarg Blarg is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Blargsgiving content update. It requires the Blarg Alien to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark Blarg blarg, blargity blarg blarg. Dad, what's the Blarg Alien saying? All I hear is "blarg". He told me before that his ability to mind-meld came from a futuristic machine on his ship. I guess since the ship is out of gas he can't use it anymore. I know! We'll build a translator. Then we'll know what he's trying to tell us! Blarg! Task: "Make Blarg Alien Be Happy". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Lisa Call Professor Frink". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark Professor Frink, we need your help building a translator so we can understand what this alien is saying. Egads, an alien you say? Good glayvin! Well, it's the burden of all highly intelligent creatures, such as myself, to be misunderstood by their lesser peers...such as yourself. I'm in Mensa, I'll have you know. I rest my case. Now let's see what we're working with here. Go ahead and speak, Mr. Alien sir with the three legs and the GINORMOUS body-moyvin. Blarg blarging blargity blarg. Blarg blarged, blarg. Blarg! Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And could you say that last part again? Blarg? Are you sure you know what you're doing? I think you're confusing him. We are merely performing the metaphorical dance that takes place when two beings of equal mental prowess begin to understand one another. Then why is he actually dancing? *sighs* It seems there is no word for "metaphorical" in the Blargonian language, so I apparently just challenged him to a dance battle. Task: "Make Blarg Alien Breakdance". The job takes 8 hours. No, no, he doesn't want you to actually dance. Blarging Blarg? Thanks for your time, Professor Frink, but I think we'll look for someone else to help. Can I at least show him "the worm" first? I assure you, it's rather eye-popping. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark Okay, Frink was a bust. Who else in this town has the smarts to help me figure this out...? Hmm, I could see if Chief Wiggum would let Sideshow Bob out of jail to help us. What he lacks in sanity he makes up for in evil genius-ness. Though he would probably try to kill Bart if we let him out... Blarg... You're right, Blarg Alien. Bart's life IS worth the risk for such a worthy cause. Blarg! Task: "Make Lisa Go to Jail (Just to Visit)". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Blarg Alien Follow Lisa to Jail". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. So you need to talk to Sideshow Bob, do ya? What's in it for me? What is it that you need? Let's see... I'd ask for donuts, but I don't want to seem so cliché. Maybe a bandolier? Or what about one of those newfangled tasers that'll heat up your coffee if you aim it just right? Well, I guess if it's just used on coffee then it's okay... Yep, nothin' but coffee. Coffee and peaceful protesters. I'll just pretend I didn't hear that last part. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark Here ya go, Lisa. Sideshow Bob delivered fresh out of lockup. Ask your questions, then this homicidal wacko is heading straight back to minimum-security prison! Sideshow Bob. Lisa. Look, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but I need your help. And in exchange, you get to spend the afternoon out of prison. This is a Blarg Alien, and we can't figure out what he's trying to tell us. So it's his fault I'm missing stroganoff day in the prison cafeteria? Task: "Make Blarg Alien Say "Blarg"". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Fascinating. An alien, right here in Springfield. Whatever could have possessed you to visit this rotting cesspool of a town? Blarg blarging blarg, blargity blarg blarg blarg. Blarg! Blarg, blarg. Blarging blarg bla blarg blarg. Blarg, blarg blarged blarg. Wait, you speak Blargonian? *laughing* Silly, silly Lisa. Firstly, it's not "Blargonian". It's merely a Blarg-heavy dialect of Swahili. You see, the Blargs learned our speech by intercepting our TV broadcasts. The Swahili Channel, in particular, was the only broadcast strong enough to reach their home planet. I learned all this from my prison pen pal. A delightfully desperate young Blargonian woman. You two would really hit it off. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark Blarg, blarg! Blarg. Okay, so what is it that the alien wants? Since he's stuck here on Earth, he was hoping to watch some of our movies. Movies? Indeed. Our friend here is specifically asking for directions to Blockbuster Video. Oh, he didn't quite travel far enough back in time for that. Task: "Make Blarg Alien Shake Fists in the Air". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Blarg! Don't be mad. You can still watch movies and TV shows, you just have to get them from somewhere that hasn't gone bankrupt. Yet. Blarg? Yeah. But honestly, movies have been going downhill lately... I think you'll be much more impressed with the endless selection of quality programming on network TV. *winks at camera* Quest reward: 200 and 20