Difference between revisions of "Starlight"

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Starlight is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Black History content update. It requires Opal to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

If Lindsey Naegle is owned: After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark If Lindsey Naegle is not owned: After unlocking Opal There's my favorite client! Opal, darling! Give me a hug, you magnificent daytime supernova! What brings you to the office? I'm tired of doing my talk show. It's so boring! "Troubled Toddlers", "Cannibal Cooking Tips for the Apocalypse", "My husband's cheating on me with a serial killer". It's all so mundane! I want to take my talents to the silver screen! As your agent, I totally support your creative ambitions. But as someone who makes her leech-like living off of you, I don't think this is a great idea. There's way less money in movies. How about you make a luxury perfume instead? Get me in a movie, or you're fired. Yes, ma'am! I'll get some feelers out right away. Task: "Make Lindsey Put Some Feelers Out". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. So, I got my feelers out there... Stop saying "feelers". It's gross. And I found out that Drederick Tatum is producing a biopic about the life of Shirley Chisholm. Such an important story. So inspiring. So timely. You don't know who that is, do you? No, but my assistant is summarizing her Wikipedia page then tweeting it to me. She was the first black woman to run for president of the United States! Right. And what a president she was! Just set up the audition. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Opal's exclamation mark Hi, I'm here for the audition. Sign your name here and wait for the—OMG! You're TV's Opal! My mom loves your show! She's always telling me to shut up when it's on. And again after it's over. Always nice to meet the emotionally abused son of a fan. Say, you must get this all the time, and I'm sorry to ask, but can I get... An autograph? No. A new car. No hybrids! What? I'm not gonna give you a car! Why not? You give em away on your show all the time! That's a television show. This is the real world... sort of. Hand over some car keys or you're not auditioning for squat. Why you little punk! You're lucky I brought a spare today! Task: "Make Opal Hand Over the Keys to Her Spare Car". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Ooh. A Canyonero roadster. Nice! I hope you crash into a gas station. Fingers crossed. Then I can sue you for gifting me a death trap! D'oh! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

If Anger Watkins is owned: After tapping on Anger Watkins's exclamation mark If Anger Watkins is not owned: After completing Pt. 2 Is that my old friend Opal I see? Anger Watkins! Helloooooooo! Give it up for Anger, everyone! There's no one here but us. Sorry. Force of habit. What are you doing here? I'm auditioning for the role of the karate teacher with a mysterious past. Oh, must be a different movie. It's the Shirley Chisholm biopic. I've gotta read that script. So, what's new, Anger? I just wrote an autobiography. It's called "Untreated Anger Issues". Sounds wonderful! It is, dammit! Which is why I was hoping you could put it on your Opal's Book Club list. Oh, well. I'd have to read it and see if it fits with... Pish posh, girl! Hook a brother up with some sales. I'm trying to buy me a Tesla Cybertruck! Oh Lord. Task: "Make Opal Try to Politely Decline". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Don't you politely decline me! Anger, honey, sports books aren't right for my book club. Well, make it right, or else I'll tell my good friend Drederick Tatum not to put you in his movie. Fine. I'll play ball, you jerk. But If I don't get this movie, I'm going to kill you...r career as a sports journalist. *whispers to self* Whew, saved it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

If Drederick Tatum is owned: After tapping on Drederick Tatum's exclamation mark If Drederick Tatum is not owned: After completing Pt. 3 Opal! My goodness. The fact that a star of your caliber would think to audition for a role is both humbling and awe-inspiring. I am inspired with awe. I'm happy to do it, Drederick. I have been working with a method acting coach. A meth-head acting coach? Wow, that sounds like a challenge. Good for you. Alright, whenever you're ready, begin. Okay. Give me a moment to BECOME Shirley. Task: "Make Opal Give the Audition of a Lifetime". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Goodness gracious. That was incredible. I don't need to see anyone else audition. Tell Viola Davis to respectfully take a hike. Opal, you technically knocked out the champ, metaphorically of course. Oh, thank you, Drederick. I promise I'm not going to let you down! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark The nominees for best actress in a lead role are... Scarlett Johansson in "The Imelda Marcos Story", Viola Davis in "The Respectful Hike", and Opal in "Chisolm's Choice". You're a shoo-in, Opal. I always believed in you, superstar. Even when I didn't! It's all you, girl! And I'm here too! Oh, man. I hope I get this. And the winner is.... Task: "Make Opal Cross Her Bejeweled Fingers". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Opal, in "Chisolm's Choice"!!! Oh my God! There are so many people I'd like to thank. But first, let me air out the grievances I have with all the terrible people I had to deal with to get here. Uh oh. Lindsey Naegle, my agent who didn't think I should be in movies. You're fired! And rightfully so. The Squeaky Voice Teen, whose name escapes me at the moment, who made me give him a car. Screw you, you little twerp. And Anger Watkins, America's least talented loudmouth sportscaster. I promoted his terrible book so that he wouldn't bad mouth me to Drederick. But even the Opal bump couldn't help sell that garbage heap of a memoir. It's true. My life isn't interesting! Whew. It feels good to vent. Now to thank everyone who actually believed in me, starting with Drederi— *cut-off by music* D'oh! Quest reward: 200 and 20