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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Maybe I’ll give retirement home living a shot.}}
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{{TB|Maybe I'll give retirement home living a shot.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It’s pretty nice. Plenty of room to shuffle around, and you get three squares a day.}}
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{{TB|It's pretty nice. Plenty of room to shuffle around, and you get three squares a day.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Although I prefer my squares rounded so I don’t cut my mouth.}}
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{{TB|Although I prefer my squares rounded so I don't cut my mouth.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Eye Roll}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|At least I’ll be the most spry person here.}}
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{{TB|At least I'll be the most spry person here.}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Cha-cha-cha, this place is a dream! Even homier than the homeless center!}}
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{{TB|Cha-cha-cha, this place is a dream! Even homier than the homeless center!}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What’s that whippersnapper doing here?!}}
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{{TB|What's that whippersnapper doing here?!}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I’m supposed to be the ingenue, not him!}}
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{{TB|I'm supposed to be the ingenue, not him!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Act Young|12 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Act Young|12 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|My favorite part of this show is when it cuts to extremely loud commercials -- it’s the only thing I can hear.}}
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{{TB|My favorite part of this show is when it cuts to extremely loud commercials -- it's the only thing I can hear.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Surprised}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What is this lame show, dude? I want to watch music videos on [[MTV]], man!}}
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{{TB|What is this lame show, dude? I want to watch music videos on [[MTV]], man!}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Spacey}}
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{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Spacey}}
{{TB|MTV hasn’t played music videos since before I got my beard plugs.}}
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{{TB|MTV hasn't played music videos since before I got my beard plugs.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Give me that remote -- I’ll find them!}}
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{{TB|Give me that remote -- I'll find them!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Try to Watch Music Videos|4 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Try to Watch Music Videos|4 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Ah, who am I kidding, I’m just an old crone.}}
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{{TB|Ah, who am I kidding, I'm just an old crone.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Try as I might, I’ll never be young.}}
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{{TB|Try as I might, I'll never be young.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}}
{{TB|Guess I’ll just knit some socks. This is my life now.}}
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{{TB|Guess I'll just knit some socks. This is my life now.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Whoa, are you crocheting?}}
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{{TB|Whoa, are you crocheting?}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Go ahead, laugh at me. I deserve it for getting old.}}
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{{TB|Go ahead, laugh at me. I deserve it for getting old.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No, it’s cool! I saw it on Pinterest!}}
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{{TB|No, it's cool! I saw it on Pinterest!}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Really? A young person like you thinks I’m cool?}}
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{{TB|Really? A young person like you thinks I'm cool?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Well, I’m sort of an un-cool young person--}}
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{{TB|Well, I'm sort of an un-cool young person--}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|A young person thinks I’m cool!}}
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{{TB|A young person thinks I'm cool!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Have a Knitting Circle|8 hours}}<br>If the animated job was not unlocked in {{TOQP|Mystery of the Brown House|5}}: {{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Have a Knitting Circle|8 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Have a Knitting Circle|8 hours}}<br>If the animated job was not unlocked in {{TOQP|Mystery of the Brown House|5}}: {{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Have a Knitting Circle|8 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Man, I was killing it in today’s Senior Water Aerobics class!}}
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{{TB|Man, I was killing it in today's Senior Water Aerobics class!}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Sad}}
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{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Unfortunately, the slippery floor was killing it too. R.I.P. Mrs. Henderson.}}
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{{TB|Unfortunately, the slippery floor was killing it too. R.I.P. Mrs. Henderson.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}}
{{TB|Pff, water aerobics? Give me a break.}}
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{{TB|Pff, water aerobics? Give me a break.}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You think you can out-youth me?}}
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{{TB|You think you can out-youth me?}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}}
{{TB|It’s called being a hipster. You do all the things old people do -- knit, use typewriters, listen to records -- but you do it "ironically".}}
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{{TB|It's called being a hipster. You do all the things old people do -- knit, use typewriters, listen to records -- but you do it "ironically".}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon}}
{{TB|Here, have some gross old-timey candy… ironically.}}
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{{TB|Here, have some gross old-timey candy... ironically.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Hand Out Mints|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Hand Out Mints|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wow, since when did the nursing home get so cool?}}
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{{TB|Wow, since when did the nursing home get so cool?}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Spacey}}
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{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Spacey}}
{{TB|Now my gross old man beard is a hipster beard.}}
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{{TB|Now my gross old man beard is a hipster beard.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I found an old film camera in my closet, so I’m super into photography now!}}
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{{TB|I found an old film camera in my closet, so I'm super into photography now!}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|This place is really hopping. I feel so young again!}}
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{{TB|This place is really hopping. I feel so young again!}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Now I need to find a boyfriend…}}
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{{TB|Now I need to find a boyfriend...}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I thought with my newfound youth, dating would be much easier.}}
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{{TB|I thought with my newfound youth, dating would be much easier.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But it’s so time consuming going out and trying to get to know people to see if I like their personality.}}
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{{TB|But it's so time consuming going out and trying to get to know people to see if I like their personality.}}
{{Tapped Out Shauna Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Shauna Icon}}
{{TB|Personality? Dating nowadays is about making a snap judgement about someone after two seconds of looking at them.}}
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{{TB|Personality? Dating nowadays is about making a snap judgement about someone after two seconds of looking at them.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Are you talking about dating apps? No one in here has a cellphone, so I can’t “swipe right” on them.}}
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{{TB|Are you talking about dating apps? No one in here has a cellphone, so I can't "swipe right" on them.}}
{{Tapped Out Shauna Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Shauna Icon}}
{{TB|Most of them are in wheelchairs though. If you like the way they look, swipe their wheelchair to the right.}}
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{{TB|Most of them are in wheelchairs though. If you like the way they look, swipe their wheelchair to the right.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Surprised}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|And if I don’t, swipe it to the left and never think of them again!}}
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{{TB|And if I don't, swipe it to the left and never think of them again!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Swipe Right on Dates|60 minutes|the [[Retirement Castle]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ms. Glick Swipe Right on Dates|60 minutes|the [[Retirement Castle]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Well, I instantly judged every guy in the nursing home, and I didn’t get to know any of them.}}
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{{TB|Well, I instantly judged every guy in the nursing home, and I didn't get to know any of them.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I’m still alone, but I feel superior to everyone I rejected.}}
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{{TB|I'm still alone, but I feel superior to everyone I rejected.}}
{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
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{{Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Modern dating is great!}}
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{{TB|Modern dating is great!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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Latest revision as of 19:07, January 17, 2025


A New Wrinkle on Dating
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Not Yet Spring Cleaning
Required characters: Alice Glick, Jasper

A New Wrinkle on Dating is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Not Yet Spring Cleaning content update. It requires Alice Glick to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark
Alice Glick - Happy Maybe I'll give retirement home living a shot.
Old Jewish Man - Happy It's pretty nice. Plenty of room to shuffle around, and you get three squares a day.
Old Jewish Man - Annoyed Although I prefer my squares rounded so I don't cut my mouth.
Alice Glick - Eye Roll At least I'll be the most spry person here.
Gil - Happy Cha-cha-cha, this place is a dream! Even homier than the homeless center!
Alice Glick - Annoyed What's that whippersnapper doing here?!
Alice Glick - Annoyed I'm supposed to be the ingenue, not him!
Task: "Make Ms. Glick Act Young". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or Brown House and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
Jasper My favorite part of this show is when it cuts to extremely loud commercials -- it's the only thing I can hear.
Alice Glick - Surprised What is this lame show, dude? I want to watch music videos on MTV, man!
Jasper - Spacey MTV hasn't played music videos since before I got my beard plugs.
Alice Glick - Annoyed Give me that remote -- I'll find them!
Task: "Make Ms. Glick Try to Watch Music Videos". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark
Alice Glick - Sad Ah, who am I kidding, I'm just an old crone.
Alice Glick - Sad Try as I might, I'll never be young.
Alice Glick Guess I'll just knit some socks. This is my life now.
Lisa - Surprised Whoa, are you crocheting?
Alice Glick - Sad Go ahead, laugh at me. I deserve it for getting old.
Lisa - Happy No, it's cool! I saw it on Pinterest!
Alice Glick - Happy Really? A young person like you thinks I'm cool?
Lisa - Embarrassed Well, I'm sort of an un-cool young person--
Alice Glick - Happy A young person thinks I'm cool!
Task: "Make Ms. Glick Have a Knitting Circle". The job takes 8 hours.
If the animated job was not unlocked in Mystery of the Brown House Pt. 5: Task: "Make Ms. Glick Have a Knitting Circle". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Gil - Happy Man, I was killing it in today's Senior Water Aerobics class!
Gil - Sad Unfortunately, the slippery floor was killing it too. R.I.P. Mrs. Henderson.
Alice Glick Pff, water aerobics? Give me a break.
Gil - Annoyed You think you can out-youth me?
Alice Glick It's called being a hipster. You do all the things old people do -- knit, use typewriters, listen to records -- but you do it "ironically".
Alice Glick Here, have some gross old-timey candy... ironically.
Task: "Make Ms. Glick Hand Out Mints". The job takes 60 minutes.
Lisa - Happy Wow, since when did the nursing home get so cool?
Jasper - Spacey Now my gross old man beard is a hipster beard.
Old Jewish Man - Happy I found an old film camera in my closet, so I'm super into photography now!
Alice Glick - Happy This place is really hopping. I feel so young again!
Alice Glick - Happy Now I need to find a boyfriend...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark
Alice Glick - Sad I thought with my newfound youth, dating would be much easier.
Alice Glick - Sad But it's so time consuming going out and trying to get to know people to see if I like their personality.
Shauna Personality? Dating nowadays is about making a snap judgement about someone after two seconds of looking at them.
Alice Glick - Sad Are you talking about dating apps? No one in here has a cellphone, so I can't "swipe right" on them.
Shauna Most of them are in wheelchairs though. If you like the way they look, swipe their wheelchair to the right.
Alice Glick - Surprised And if I don't, swipe it to the left and never think of them again!
Task: "Make Ms. Glick Swipe Right on Dates". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Alice Glick - Sad Well, I instantly judged every guy in the nursing home, and I didn't get to know any of them.
Alice Glick - Happy I'm still alone, but I feel superior to everyone I rejected.
Alice Glick - Happy Modern dating is great!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20