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| | |name = Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People | | |name = Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People |
| − | |image = | + | |image = [[File:Tapped Out Diane Sidebar.png|x100px]] |
| | |level = 5 | | |level = 5 |
| | |update = {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}} | | |update = {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}} |
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| | |characters = {{ap|Diane|network executive}}, {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Homer]] | | |characters = {{ap|Diane|network executive}}, {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Homer]] |
| | |optional = | | |optional = |
| | + | |internal = MakingFrenemiesAndInconveniencingPeople |
| | + | |id = 200159 - 200163, 200185 |
| | |previous = | | |previous = |
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Latest revision as of 16:55, April 27, 2025
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Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update. It requires Diane to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Diane's exclamation mark
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My job title may say I'm a network programming executive, but really, I'm the head of a family.
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I surround myself with extraordinary minds. Doers. People who actualize what others only ideate.
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And, most importantly, people who I can stick the blame on when our ratings are in the toilet.
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NO ONE thinks firing people isn't fun, but firing family? There's nothing quite like it.
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| Task: "Make Diane Go on a Firing Spree". The job takes 8 hours.
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And...the town's unemployment rate creeps over 30%. Wonderful.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Diane's exclamation mark
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Ahhhh...I love that post-firing-spree glow. Colors just seem brighter after you've crushed dreams.
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You ARE planning on filling those vacancies with other Springfielders, correct?
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Of course! But first, I have a drinks meeting scheduled with some of my subordinates.
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...who you just fired...
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When you love meetings as much as I do, it doesn't even matter if you're alone.
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Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Diane Enjoy Cocktail Hour". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Eww. I thought I ordered a Manhattan.
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They have watered-down ethanol in Manhattan!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Diane's exclamation mark
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A successful TV executive is ALWAYS on the hunt for original show ideas.
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Sometimes you'll be tempted to copy an idea from another network, and give it a twist.
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But that's a fool's errand: if the idea works, it doesn't NEED a twist. Duh!
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Just change the title, cast Matthew Perry in it, and you're good to go!
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| Task: "Make Diane Come up With "Original" Programming". The job takes 4 hours.
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This fall, Matthew Perry IS... Danny Storm, Uncle of Dragons, in... "Contest of Chairs!"
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Genius!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Diane's exclamation mark
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Now that I've created a sure-fire hit, it's time to hire some folks to blame it on when it bombs.
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Yes, good! New jobs I can take credit for creating!
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I need highly-qualified fall guys.
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Lady, that's all we got.
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Task: "Make Diane Host Interviews". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Apply for Jobs" (x5). The jobs take place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
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Homer, why should I hire you for this job?
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Because this is one of only three jobs I've never had before. The others being lead gaffer and Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
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Are you plugged in to the zeitgeist? How "up" are you on pop culture?
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Hmmm... I'd have to say "extremely".
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Diane's exclamation mark
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So Mr. Simpson, let me explain your responsibilities as my new V.P. of Current Programming.
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Oh, I wouldn't bother.
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How do you expect to do your job if you don't know what it is?
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I don't expect to do it at all. But don't worry. I always end up in the middle of the action.
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Often for really half-baked reasons. It's called lazy writing, and it seems to work to my benefit.
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| Task: "Make Homer Be in the Thick of Things, Somehow". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Homer, you're fired.
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'Bout time, idiot!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the self-help book How to Win Friends and Influence People.
