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I Willie Follow You Into the Dark is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After meeting the requirements My Christian friends, I have identified the leader of the Pagan heathens! Actually, "Heathenism" is just one branch of Paganism... you don't care, do you? I really don't! The first step to defeating my religious enemy is to not understand him! Willie! Willie is their leader! He's trying to found a Satanic cult! Lisa - Eyeroll Satanism has nothing to do with... ugh. Fine. Go nuts. Do what you want. Let's see how these made up religions fare against the proven, scientific power of holy water! Task: "Make Rev. Lovejoy Prepare 50 Gallons of Holy Water". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make the Anti-Pagans Spray Satyr Willie" (x3). The jobs take place at Willie's Shack and take 60 minutes. Task: "Make Satyr Willie Get Sprayed". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 60 minutes. Augh! Holy water! I'm melting! It worked! I'm only joking, ya daft man. Seriously, thanks fer the shower. This shack has no water, and goatskin chaps are not the most odor-resistant garment. Quest reward: 25 and 10

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Gather 'round, me minions, as I reveal yet more ancient mysteries of Paganism. Tell us, oh great and creepy beardo! Behold! An arcane ritual called... doin' Willie's chores for him. Heh heh! Task: "Make the Pagan Followers Plow the School's Lawn" (x8). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 8 hours. Task: "Make Satyr Willie Toss Some Cabers". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 8 hours. Hey Homer! Gimme your snow plower. I need it. Ha ha! Trying to do Willie's chores for him so he'll teach you mystical Pagan secrets, eh? Well, I already cleared the school lawn. I'm way more Pagan than you'll ever be. That's not what I'm doin'! Say, you wouldn't happen to have a floor buffer, would you? One that works on elementary school hallways? Don't you all see what Willie is doing? He's taking advantage of you! Quest reward: 25 and 10

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 For our next dive into the mysteries of creation, you'll all have to catch me a squirrel. And not scrawny ones. Big fat ones. The eatin' kind. Eww. Who eats squirrels? DO YOU WANT TO LEARN THE TWELVE NAMES OF THE GODDESS OR NOT? Yes, your horned awfulness. Coming right up! Task: "Make the Pagan Followers Hunt Squirrels" (x8). The jobs take place at Cletus's Farm and take 8 hours. Task: "Make Satyr Willie Take a Nap". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 8 hours. Here's your squirrel, sir! Good work. Now I must go into my shack and, er, commune with the spirits. If you smell a smell that smells like roast squirrel, it's not that. It's what spirit-communing smells like. So wise... Message What made-up Pagan traditions will Willie think of to keep his followers? Find out on December 21st! Message Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes! Quest reward: 25 and 10

Characters

Anti-Pagans are:

Pagan Followers are: