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| | + | == Behind the Laughter == |
| | + | The quest name is a reference to the western comedy ''{{W|Blazing Saddles}}''. |
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Revision as of 10:10, July 31, 2024
| Grazing Saddles
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Grazing Saddles is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires the Princess to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After unlocking Princess:
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With all these horses around, you start to see their lives in a whole new way.
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Is it fair that we force these noble beasts to haul people everywhere?
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Not just “people,” Lisa. COWBOYS. Cowboys are cool. And horses care deeply about associating with cool people.
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If we forced them to carry around nerds – an accountant, say, or some total loser like a college professor – THAT would be cruel.
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I'm not buying it. I think it is inherently wrong and demeaning. IT IS NEVER OKAY TO RIDE A HORSE!
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If you say so. Hey look at that horse. Isn't that--
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*neighs*
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Princess! It's you!
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Task: "Place Princess".
Task: "60 minutes". The job takes Princess.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Oh, Princess, I never realized how much I missed riding on your beautiful back. I could just ride you forever.
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Lisa Simpson: World Class Hypocrite!
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Why?! Just because I said no one should ever ride a horse, and then immediately turned around and did it myself?
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Okay, I admit it. I'm a backsliding phony. But she is SOOOOO CUTE!!!! I REGRET NOTHING!
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Hey, I'm GLAD you're a hypocrite. Hypocrites are much happier people. They can do whatever they want!
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I'd hate to see my beloved little girl grow up practicing what she preaches.
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That's no kind of life at all. I'm proud of my shameless little hypocrite! Go, Lisa, go!
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Task: "Make Homer Brag at Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Brag on Facelook". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Now Lisa, I hope you will help Princess to develop the “Three Ps”: poise, panache, and pooping only in designated areas.
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I'd hate to see her turn out like all the other horses in this town. They're little better than animals!
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One thing she'll definitely learn is how to get the heck brushed out of your beautiful mane. I AM ALL OVER THAT THING.
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| 'Task: "Make Lisa Ride Princess". The job takes 6 hours.
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What do you think of Princess' new canter? Rhythmically, it's a perfect rendition of the drum part to Dave Brubeck's “Take Five.”
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Well, I'm not really comfortable with jazz. Too wild. Too new.
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Yes, dear. I really AM that old. But I suppose I will allow it.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the western comedy Blazing Saddles.
