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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, man, do you still pay cash for news tips? | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, man, do you still pay cash for news tips? | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} ...a man spending his entire vacation on the couch? Now, that's a story! Homer's nap, day five | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} ...a man spending his entire vacation on the couch? Now, that's a story! |
| − | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} He's never done this before. He won't even watch TV, and this is | + | ---- |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} [[Homer]]'s nap, day five: having established that Homer Simpson is indeed sleeping and not dead, as first appeared, we find ourselves asking, "Why? What makes a man choose to sleep for an entire week?" |
| − | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Yeah, well. | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} He's never done this before. He won't even watch TV, and this is Bikini Week on the Home Shopping Network! |
| − | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Wait | + | ---- |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} ...and here we see people gathered, seeking the knowledge they believe Homer will attain on his slumber journey! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Yeah, well... he better hurry up with the enlightenment, 'cause I gotta get back to my bar. Them beers ain't gonna water themselves! | |
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| + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Wait! He's waking up! What has he learned on his sleep odyssey? What words of wisdom will he give us? Homer, tell us the words that will resound throughout the ages! | ||
[[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | [[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 17:34, March 26, 2026
- Bart: Hey, man, do you still pay cash for news tips?
- Kent Brockman: ...a man spending his entire vacation on the couch? Now, that's a story!
- Kent Brockman: Homer's nap, day five: having established that Homer Simpson is indeed sleeping and not dead, as first appeared, we find ourselves asking, "Why? What makes a man choose to sleep for an entire week?"
- Marge: He's never done this before. He won't even watch TV, and this is Bikini Week on the Home Shopping Network!
- Kent Brockman: ...and here we see people gathered, seeking the knowledge they believe Homer will attain on his slumber journey!
- Moe Szyslak: Yeah, well... he better hurry up with the enlightenment, 'cause I gotta get back to my bar. Them beers ain't gonna water themselves!
- Kent Brockman: Wait! He's waking up! What has he learned on his sleep odyssey? What words of wisdom will he give us? Homer, tell us the words that will resound throughout the ages!
