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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} This doesn't happen in [[America]]! Maybe in [[Ohio]], but not America!
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:'''Homer''': This doesn't happen in [[America]]! Maybe in [[Ohio]], but not America!
 
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
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:'''[[Nelson]]''': I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)
 
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:'''Nelson''' ''[to the [[Grand Pumpkin]], holding a yellow pumpkin]'': Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
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{{qf|Nelson}} ''[to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin]'' Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
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:'''The Grand Pumpkin''': What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
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{{qf|[[The Grand Pumpkin]]}} What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
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:'''Nelson''': You're a racist!
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{{qf|Nelson}} You're a racist!
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:'''The Grand Pumpkin''': All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. ''[starts eating Nelson]''
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{{qf|The Grand Pumpkin}} All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. ''[starts eating Nelson]''
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:'''Nelson''': I'd rather die than hate!
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{{qf|Nelson}} I'd rather die than hate!
 
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:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': ''[after getting shot]'' I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[after getting shot]'' I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!
 
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:'''[[Moe]]''': ''[while strapped to a {{w|foosball}} table]'' Okay, who's the idiot who taught them what foosball was?
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[while strapped to a foosball table]'' Okay, who's the idiot who taught them what foosball was?
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:'''Homer''': I thought they might enjoy it.
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{{qf|Homer}} I thought they might enjoy it.
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Latest revision as of 08:32, May 20, 2021


Season 20 Episode Quotes
← 423 "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble"
424
"Treehouse of Horror XIX"
"Dangerous Curves" 425 →


Homer: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio, but not America!

Milhouse Van Houten: Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
Nelson Muntz: I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)

Nelson: [to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin] Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
The Grand Pumpkin: What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
Nelson: You're a racist!
The Grand Pumpkin: All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. [starts eating Nelson]
Nelson: I'd rather die than hate!

Chief Wiggum: [after getting shot] I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!

Moe Szyslak: [while strapped to a foosball table] Okay, who's the idiot who taught them what foosball was?
Homer: I thought they might enjoy it.
Season 20 Quotes
Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes • Lost Verizon • Double, Double, Boy in Trouble • Treehouse of Horror XIX • Dangerous Curves • Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words • MyPods and Boomsticks • The Burns and the Bees • Lisa the Drama Queen • Take My Life, Please • How the Test Was Won • No Loan Again, Naturally • Gone Maggie Gone • In the Name of the Grandfather • Wedding for Disaster • Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe • The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly • Father Knows Worst • Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh • Four Great Women and a Manicure • Coming to Homerica