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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} What do they do there? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} What don't they do? They do so many things, they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my stars! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You don't know what they do, do you, Dad? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Not as such, no. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why won't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yes, thank you dad. Lets go!... I'll take this Communist one too! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm going to follow them tonight and see where they go. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking {{W|Charles Kuralt}} because you thought he dug up your garden? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, something did! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I don't want you stalking anyone tonight. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, okay, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm... going outside to... stalk... Lenny and Carl. ''[pause]'' D'oh! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You better run, egg! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is. And it's me. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You're not a god, Homer. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Remember Dad, all glory is fleeting. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} So? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Beware the {{W|Ides of March}}. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad I know you think you're happy now, but it's not gonna last forever! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Everything lasts forever. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Don't you see, getting what you want all the time will ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Remove the girl! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad you're not with your Stonecutters now. There are no lackies to carry out your every- | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Bart appears, puts his hand over her mouth, salutes Homer, and then drags her away]'' |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Number One]]}} Now, let's all get drunk & play ping-pong! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I could help others... I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the Civil War! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, that doesn't help people. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people... which they almost certainly would. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Dad, you remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Grandpa? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Do I ever! It's five years later, and I still think I'm a chicken! ''[to Marge]'' I'm a chicken, Marge! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Kids can be so cruel. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} We can? Thanks, Mom! | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Bart runs into Lisa's room and smacks her]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oww! Cut it out, Bart! | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Bart laughs]'' |
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- Bart: What do they do there?
- Homer: What don't they do? They do so many things, they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my stars!
- Lisa: You don't know what they do, do you, Dad?
- Homer: Not as such, no.
- Homer: Why won't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
- Grampa: Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters.
- Homer: Yes, thank you dad. Lets go!... I'll take this Communist one too!
- Homer: I'm going to follow them tonight and see where they go.
- Marge: Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?
- Homer: Well, something did!
- Marge: I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
- Homer: Oh, okay, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm... going outside to... stalk... Lenny and Carl. [pause] D'oh!
- Homer: You better run, egg!
- Homer: I always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is. And it's me.
- Marge: You're not a god, Homer.
- Lisa: Remember Dad, all glory is fleeting.
- Homer: So?
- Lisa: Beware the Ides of March.
- Homer: No.
- Lisa: Dad I know you think you're happy now, but it's not gonna last forever!
- Homer: Everything lasts forever.
- Lisa: Don't you see, getting what you want all the time will ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.
- Homer: Remove the girl!
- Lisa: Dad you're not with your Stonecutters now. There are no lackies to carry out your every-
- [Bart appears, puts his hand over her mouth, salutes Homer, and then drags her away]
- Number One: Now, let's all get drunk & play ping-pong!
- Homer: I could help others... I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the Civil War!
- Lisa: Dad, that doesn't help people.
- Homer: Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people... which they almost certainly would.
- Bart: Dad, you remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Grandpa?
- Homer: Do I ever! It's five years later, and I still think I'm a chicken! [to Marge] I'm a chicken, Marge!
- Marge: Kids can be so cruel.
- Bart: We can? Thanks, Mom!
- [Bart runs into Lisa's room and smacks her]
- Lisa: Oww! Cut it out, Bart!
- [Bart laughs]
