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| + | :''[Homer and [[Grampa]] arrive at the border. Homer is dressed in Mexican clothing, including a sombrero.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[to border patrol]'' ''Hola señor!'' We are gringo and wish to spend ''mucho dinero'' in your country. | ||
| + | {{qf|Border Patrol}} Splendid! Welcome to [[Canada]]! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Fear not, [[Smithers]]! I'll move heaven and earth to save you! It's still easier then teaching a new assistant my filing system. | |
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| − | ''[Homer | + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} ''[while they ride to Canada]'' Homer! Please tell Mr. Ned to stop trying to convert me! |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} I was just saying how brave he is to worship a false god! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} I do not worship one god, okay? I worship a whole super team of deities that--''[Flanders pinches]'' OW, ow! Okay, he just pinched me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Where's your super team, now? | |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Listen, you two! I'll you both who the true God is, ''if'' you're both quiet for the rest of the trip! ''[Ned and Apu protest]'' All right, I'm coming back there! ''[Unbuckles seatbelt and leaves driver's wheel to go to the back seat. The van swerves uncontrollably through traffic]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Apu}} Save me, Shiva! | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} Why don't you just call for Hawkman? | ||
| + | {{qf|Apu}} Why don't you just shut up!? | ||
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| − | :'''[[ | + | :''[After Homer and Grampa are arrested for smuggling in Canada.]'' |
| + | {{qf|[[English translator]]}} We have confiscated your car and its contents. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[French translator]]}} ''Nous avons confisqué votre voiture et son contenu.'' | ||
| + | {{qf|English translator}} You may leave Canada, but never return. | ||
| + | {{qf|French translator}} ''Vous pouvez quitter le Canada, mais vous n'avez plus le droit de rentrer.'' | ||
| + | {{qf|English translator}} I am a big fat French idiot. | ||
| + | {{qf|French translator}} ''Je suis un grand gros...''—hey! | ||
| + | {{qf|English translator}} Heh, heh, heh! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|{{ap|Johnny|Midnight Rx}}}} Just take these health cards to any pharmacy and you'll get enough drugs to make {{ap|Regina|city}} look like [[Saskatoon]]. | |
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:''[He and the other veterans laugh]'' | :''[He and the other veterans laugh]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Johnny's friend]]}} That's a good one Johnny. | |
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| + | {{qf|[[Canadian Flanders]]}} Well, circle cut my bacon, look at all these Yankee Doodley Dandees! Is there another Vietnam going on? | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} Well, Hello Neighborino to the North! I sure like the cut of your gibberish. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned & Canadian Flanders}} (unintelligible gibberish) | ||
| + | {{qf|Canadian Flanders}} Say, would you like to puff on a reeferino? It's legal here. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} (disgusted) They warned me Satan would be attractive. Let's go. | ||
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- [Homer and Grampa arrive at the border. Homer is dressed in Mexican clothing, including a sombrero.]
- Homer: [to border patrol] Hola señor! We are gringo and wish to spend mucho dinero in your country.
- Border Patrol: Splendid! Welcome to Canada!
- Homer: D'oh!
- Mr. Burns: Fear not, Smithers! I'll move heaven and earth to save you! It's still easier then teaching a new assistant my filing system.
- Apu: [while they ride to Canada] Homer! Please tell Mr. Ned to stop trying to convert me!
- Ned Flanders: I was just saying how brave he is to worship a false god!
- Apu: I do not worship one god, okay? I worship a whole super team of deities that--[Flanders pinches] OW, ow! Okay, he just pinched me!
- Ned: Where's your super team, now?
- Homer: Listen, you two! I'll you both who the true God is, if you're both quiet for the rest of the trip! [Ned and Apu protest] All right, I'm coming back there! [Unbuckles seatbelt and leaves driver's wheel to go to the back seat. The van swerves uncontrollably through traffic]
- Apu: Save me, Shiva!
- Ned: Why don't you just call for Hawkman?
- Apu: Why don't you just shut up!?
- [After Homer and Grampa are arrested for smuggling in Canada.]
- English translator: We have confiscated your car and its contents.
- French translator: Nous avons confisqué votre voiture et son contenu.
- English translator: You may leave Canada, but never return.
- French translator: Vous pouvez quitter le Canada, mais vous n'avez plus le droit de rentrer.
- English translator: I am a big fat French idiot.
- French translator: Je suis un grand gros...—hey!
- English translator: Heh, heh, heh!
- Johnny: Just take these health cards to any pharmacy and you'll get enough drugs to make Regina look like Saskatoon.
- [He and the other veterans laugh]
- Johnny's friend: That's a good one Johnny.
- Canadian Flanders: Well, circle cut my bacon, look at all these Yankee Doodley Dandees! Is there another Vietnam going on?
- Ned: Well, Hello Neighborino to the North! I sure like the cut of your gibberish.
- Ned & Canadian Flanders: (unintelligible gibberish)
- Canadian Flanders: Say, would you like to puff on a reeferino? It's legal here.
- Ned: (disgusted) They warned me Satan would be attractive. Let's go.
