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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ant hill, wasp nest, moose poop, Mr. Burns...''[he touches each item with a stick]'' Mr. Burns?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} ''[groans]'' | |
| + | {{qf|Bart}} My poop stick has brought him back to life! But which end? ''[he sniffs both ends to check which end had the poop, then gasps when he sees Burns has risen]'' What do you want? Come on, man. Leave me alone. | ||
| + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[touches Bart]'' Friend? You my mommy daddy puppy? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Whoa, your brains have turned to oatmeal. | ||
| + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} My name Oatmeal? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} This is too weird, man. ''[walks away]'' | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} I'm so happy I could hug you. | |
| + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} And have me smell like cheap drug store cologne the rest of the day? You may hug my shadow. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} He will do my bidding... at that fantasy football auction and anything else my limited imagination can come up with. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} This town can't teach its kids or collect its garbage, but we lead the nation in pointless revenge. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Smithers}} He was more than a friend. He was the reason I got up in the morning because he would inject me with coffee at six in the morning in the back of the head. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} I want to die quietly on my own term, crushing as many of those baby sea turtles as I possibly can. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} ''[about Mr. Burns]'' Give him what he wants. He's the only tax payer in this town. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} This isn't a line for a movie, why are you dressed in that costume? | |
| + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Because I am afraid of needles, but [[Wolverine]] is not. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} I'll have 37 snifters of your influenza syrup. One for me, one for Smithers, and the rest for my hounds. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hurry up, boy! We have to burn everything the cat touched, before the virus makes us paranoid! ''[strikes a matc]'') | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer! ''[blows the match out and Homer strikes another one]'' Stop burning! ''[blows the match out again)]'' They have a vaccine! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} All right. We'll get the vaccine. | |
| + | :[Grampa emerges out of the pile, yawning]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[referring to Abe]'' Homer, did you know he was in the pile? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I thought he was an old clump of rags. | ||
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- Bart: Ant hill, wasp nest, moose poop, Mr. Burns...[he touches each item with a stick] Mr. Burns?!
- Mr. Burns: [groans]
- Bart: My poop stick has brought him back to life! But which end? [he sniffs both ends to check which end had the poop, then gasps when he sees Burns has risen] What do you want? Come on, man. Leave me alone.
- Mr. Burns: [touches Bart] Friend? You my mommy daddy puppy?
- Bart: Whoa, your brains have turned to oatmeal.
- Mr. Burns: My name Oatmeal?
- Bart: This is too weird, man. [walks away]
- Waylon Smithers: I'm so happy I could hug you.
- Mr. Burns: And have me smell like cheap drug store cologne the rest of the day? You may hug my shadow.
- Homer: He will do my bidding... at that fantasy football auction and anything else my limited imagination can come up with.
- Homer: This town can't teach its kids or collect its garbage, but we lead the nation in pointless revenge.
- Smithers: He was more than a friend. He was the reason I got up in the morning because he would inject me with coffee at six in the morning in the back of the head.
- Mr. Burns: I want to die quietly on my own term, crushing as many of those baby sea turtles as I possibly can.
- Mayor Quimby: [about Mr. Burns] Give him what he wants. He's the only tax payer in this town.
- Marge: This isn't a line for a movie, why are you dressed in that costume?
- Comic Book Guy: Because I am afraid of needles, but Wolverine is not.
- Mr. Burns: I'll have 37 snifters of your influenza syrup. One for me, one for Smithers, and the rest for my hounds.
- Homer: Hurry up, boy! We have to burn everything the cat touched, before the virus makes us paranoid! [strikes a matc])
- Marge: Homer! [blows the match out and Homer strikes another one] Stop burning! [blows the match out again)] They have a vaccine!
- Homer: All right. We'll get the vaccine.
- [Grampa emerges out of the pile, yawning]
- Marge: [referring to Abe] Homer, did you know he was in the pile?
- Homer: I thought he was an old clump of rags.
