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:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Where's Bart? His Mountain Dew's getting flat."
 
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:'''[[Marge]]''': ''[Looking out the window.]'' "That's odd. He's outside, digging."
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "Probably digging for drugs."
 
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:'''Marge''': "There's no drugs out there!"
 
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:'''Homer''': "No." ''[suspiciously]'' "Of course not."
 
  
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Where's Bart? His Mountain Dew's getting flat.
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:'''[[Marge]]''': "Bart, this is Dr. Kaufman. He's a special kind of talking doctor."
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[looking out the window]'' That's odd. He's outside, digging.
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:'''[[Bob Kaufman|Dr. Kaufman]]''': "Call me Bob. Well, that's quite a hole you're digging."
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Probably digging for drugs.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': "Thanks, Bob."
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{{qf|Marge}} There's no drugs out there!
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:'''Kaufman''': "A-heh. You know, a hole's a great place to hide when people are fighting. Are there angry people in your house?"
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{{qf|Homer}} No. ''[suspiciously]'' Of course not.
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:'''Bart''': "My dad's always yelling that whitey's keeping him down."
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:'''Kaufman''': ''[writing notes]'' "I see..."
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{{qf|Marge}} Bart, this is Dr. Kaufman. He's a special kind of talking doctor.
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{{qf|[[Bob Kaufman|Dr. Kaufman]]}} Call me Bob. Well, that's quite a hole you're digging.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Thanks, Bob.
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{{qf|Kaufman}} A-heh. You know, a hole's a great place to hide when people are fighting. Are there angry people in your house?
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{{qf|Bart}} My dad's always yelling that whitey's keeping him down.
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{{qf|Kaufman}} ''[writing notes]'' I see...
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:''[Moe interupts Homer's story about Bart digging.]''
 
:''[Moe interupts Homer's story about Bart digging.]''
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:'''[[Moe]]''': "That is the stupidest story I ever heard, and I've read the entire ''{{w|Sweet Valley High}}'' series."
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{{qf|[[Moe]]}} That is the stupidest story I ever heard, and I've read the entire ''{{W|Sweet Valley High}}'' series.
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{{qf|Homer}} Geez, Moe, you've been a real crank lately.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "Geez, Moe, you've been a real crank lately."
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:''[Moe pulls a shotgun from behind the bar, cocks it, and points it at Homer.]''
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:''[Moe pulls a shotgun from behind the bar, cocks it, and points it at Homer]''
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{{qf|Moe}} You take that back!
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:'''[[Moe]]''': "You take that back!"
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:''[Bartender Homer takes a prank call.]''
 
:''[Bartender Homer takes a prank call.]''
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:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[phone rings]'' "Yello?"
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[phone rings]'' Yello?
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:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[on phone]'' "Um, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger. First name Ollie."
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[on phone]'' Um, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger. First name Ollie.
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:'''Homer''': "Ooo, Bart! My first prank call! What do I do?"
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{{qf|Homer}} Ooo, Bart! My first prank call! What do I do?
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:'''Bart''': "Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger."
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{{qf|Bart}} Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger.
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:'''Homer''': "I don't get it."
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{{qf|Homer}} I don't get it.
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:'''Bart''': "Yell out, 'I'll eat a booger.'"
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{{qf|Bart}} Yell out, 'I'll eat a booger.'
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:'''Homer'': "What's the gag?"
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{{qf|Homer}} "What's the gag?"
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:'''Bart''': "Oh, forget it!"
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{{qf|Bart}} Oh, forget it!
 
:''[Bart hangs up in frustration.]''
 
:''[Bart hangs up in frustration.]''
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:''[Homer's impromptu street song.]''
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:''[Homer's impromptu street song]''
 
 
:''I'm a walking down the street,''
 
:''I'm a walking down the street,''
 
:''Gonna open [[Moe's Tavern|Moe's bar,]]''
 
:''Gonna open [[Moe's Tavern|Moe's bar,]]''
 
:''I'm a-singin' what I'm thinkin',''
 
:''I'm a-singin' what I'm thinkin',''
 
:''Hey, look at that dog!''
 
:''Hey, look at that dog!''
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:''[Moe's new tavern, 'M,' is open.]''
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:''[Moe's new tavern, 'M,' is open]''
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{{qf|[[Carl]]}} I don't get all this eyeball stuff. ''[referring to giant close-ups of eyes on video screens]'' What are they supposed to represent? Eyeballs?
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:'''[[Carl]]''': "I don't get all this eyeball stuff." ''[Referring to giant close-ups of eyes on video screens]'' "What are they supposed to represent? Eyeballs?"
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{{qf|Moe}} It's 'Po-Mo!'
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:'''[[Moe]]''': "It's 'Po-Mo!'"
 
 
:''[Homer, [[Barney]], [[Lenny]] and Carl stare at him blankly.]''
 
:''[Homer, [[Barney]], [[Lenny]] and Carl stare at him blankly.]''
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:'''Moe''': "Post-Modern?"
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{{qf|Moe}} Post-Modern?
 
:''[They continue to stare blankly.]''
 
:''[They continue to stare blankly.]''
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:'''Moe''': "Yeah, all right. 'Weird for the sake of weird.'"
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{{qf|Moe}} Yeah, all right. 'Weird for the sake of weird.'
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:'''Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl''': "Ohh!"
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{{qf|Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl}} Ohh!
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:''[Sung to the tune of [[Joan Jett]]'s "{{W|I Love Rock 'n' Roll}}"]''
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:''[Sung to the tune of {{w|Joan Jett}}'s "{{w|I Love Rock 'n' Roll}}"]''
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{{qf|Homer, Lenny, Carl and Barney}} ''I won't drink at Moe's. Homer's old garage is all I need!''
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:'''[[Homer]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]] and [[Barney]]''': ''"I won't drink at Moe's. Homer's old garage is all I need!''
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:''I won't drink at Moe's...''
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:''I won't drink at Moe's..."''
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{{qf|Homer}} ''...'cause Moe's a big jerk, and a she-male, too!''
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:'''Homer''': ''"...'cause Moe's a big jerk, and a she-male, too!"''
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{{qf|Homer}} Turkeys... the only animal smarter than man.
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:''[Homer's version of {{w|R.E.M.}}'s "{{w|It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)}}"]''
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{{qf|Homer}} I'm sorry I shot you, Moe.
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:''Leonid What's-his-name,''
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{{qf|Moe}} Aw, that's okay. It's like my dad always said, 'Eventually, everybody gets shot.'
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:''Herman Munster, Motorcade,''
 
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:''Birthday party, Cheetos,''
 
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:''Pogo-sticks and lemonade,''
 
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:''Symbiotic stupid jerks,''
 
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:''That's right Flanders,''
 
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:''I'm talkin' about you!''
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "Turkeys...the only animal smarter than man."
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "I'm sorry I shot you, Moe."
 
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:'''[[Moe]]''': "Aw, that's okay. It's like my dad always said, 'Eventually, everybody gets shot.'"
 
  
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{{Season 13|Q}}
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{{Season 13 Q}}
 

Latest revision as of 20:19, October 15, 2021


Season 13 Episode Quotes
← 271 "The Parent Rap"
272
"Homer the Moe"
"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love" 273 →


Lisa: Where's Bart? His Mountain Dew's getting flat.
Marge: [looking out the window] That's odd. He's outside, digging.
Homer: Probably digging for drugs.
Marge: There's no drugs out there!
Homer: No. [suspiciously] Of course not.
Marge: Bart, this is Dr. Kaufman. He's a special kind of talking doctor.
Dr. Kaufman: Call me Bob. Well, that's quite a hole you're digging.
Bart: Thanks, Bob.
Kaufman: A-heh. You know, a hole's a great place to hide when people are fighting. Are there angry people in your house?
Bart: My dad's always yelling that whitey's keeping him down.
Kaufman: [writing notes] I see...
[Moe interupts Homer's story about Bart digging.]
Moe: That is the stupidest story I ever heard, and I've read the entire Sweet Valley High series.
Homer: Geez, Moe, you've been a real crank lately.
[Moe pulls a shotgun from behind the bar, cocks it, and points it at Homer.]
Moe: You take that back!
[Bartender Homer takes a prank call.]
Homer: [phone rings] Yello?
Bart: [on phone] Um, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger. First name Ollie.
Homer: Ooo, Bart! My first prank call! What do I do?
Bart: Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger.
Homer: I don't get it.
Bart: Yell out, 'I'll eat a booger.'
Homer: "What's the gag?"
Bart: Oh, forget it!
[Bart hangs up in frustration.]
[Homer's impromptu street song.]
I'm a walking down the street,
Gonna open Moe's bar,
I'm a-singin' what I'm thinkin',
Hey, look at that dog!
[Moe's new tavern, 'M,' is open.]
Carl: I don't get all this eyeball stuff. [referring to giant close-ups of eyes on video screens] What are they supposed to represent? Eyeballs?
Moe: It's 'Po-Mo!'
[Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl stare at him blankly.]
Moe: Post-Modern?
[They continue to stare blankly.]
Moe: Yeah, all right. 'Weird for the sake of weird.'
Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl: Ohh!
[Sung to the tune of Joan Jett's "I Love Rock 'n' Roll"]
Homer, Lenny, Carl and Barney: I won't drink at Moe's. Homer's old garage is all I need!
I won't drink at Moe's...
Homer: ...'cause Moe's a big jerk, and a she-male, too!
Homer: Turkeys... the only animal smarter than man.
Homer: I'm sorry I shot you, Moe.
Moe: Aw, that's okay. It's like my dad always said, 'Eventually, everybody gets shot.'
Season 13 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XII • The Parent Rap • Homer the Moe • A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love • The Blunder Years • She of Little Faith • Brawl in the Family • Sweets and Sour Marge • Jaws Wired Shut • Half-Decent Proposal • The Bart Wants What It Wants • The Lastest Gun in the West • The Old Man and the Key • Tales from the Public Domain • Blame It on Lisa • Weekend at Burnsie's • Gump Roast • I Am Furious (Yellow) • The Sweetest Apu • Little Girl in the Big Ten • The Frying Game • Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
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