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:''[Lisa and Hugh get a ride in a taxi from the Otto Cab Company, driven by Joe Quimby, whose corruption has finally caught up to him as he has been kicked out of office]''
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} 'Zounds, I did thee mightily smite-ly. "'Zounds" is a renaissance English word, short for "God's Wounds." But uh, "smite-ly," that's pure Flanders!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Hey, I remember you! Mayor Quimby, right?
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:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': I, uh, er, uh, uh, no. Look at this licence: Mohammed Jafar.
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{{qf|[[Lunchlady Doris]]}} Yon meat 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze.
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:''[Quimby's transistor goes off and he answers it. Otto Man, now with short hair and wearing a business suit, is on other end]''
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Can I have some?
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:'''[[Otto]]''': Quimby, after this fare, get your indicted ass out to the convention center.
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{{qf|Doris}} Mine ears are open only to the pleas of those who speak ye old English.
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:'''Quimby''': [''to himself''] I cut the ribbon at that convention center.
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{{qf|Homer}} Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I mightst sup on suckling pig this noon.
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{{qf|Doris}} Whatever.
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{{qf|[[Hugh Parkfield]]}} I can't believe how much we have in common. We're both studying the environment, we're both utterly humorless about our vegetarianism, and we both love [[the Rolling Stones]].
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Yes, not for their music, but for their tireless efforts to preserve historic buildings.
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{{qf|Lisa}} And I love that painting. Judging by the clothes, I'd say seventeenth century.
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{{qf|[[Mrs. Parkfield]]}} Actually, Lisa, it's just uncle Eldred.
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{{qf|[[Uncle Eldred]]}} I get me brain medicines from the National 'Ealth.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, don't take this personally, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
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{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Oh, [[Mr. Burns]], we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back. How're we doing, boys?
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{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Well, we're up to fifteen!
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{{qf|Hugh}} Lisa, darling, don't worry. I'm sure I'll get along with your family. You've so thoroughly prepared me for the worst, as long as they're not squatting in a ditch poking berries up their noses...
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{{qf|Lisa}} And if they are?
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{{qf|Homer}} You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built. Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a window box.
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{{qf|Homer}} So, Hugh. Have you heard all the latest American jokes? Uh, here's a good one. Pull my finger.
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{{qf|Hugh}} Yes, we have that one in England too, Mr. Simpson.
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{{qf|Homer}} I said, pull my finger.
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{{qf|Marge}} You know, Fox turned into a hard-core sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
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{{qf|Lisa}} I'm sorry I left you alone with Homer and Bart.
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{{qf|Hugh}} No, no, honey. We had a fine time.
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{{qf|Lisa}} How did you get that gash on your forehead?
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{{qf|Hugh}} Oh, that was when we hid in the dumpster after the fire alarm went off in the pornographic magazine warehouse.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wow, Lisa. Looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time. I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
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{{qf|Bart}} We had one in his honor. I had one in his honor. I went to a strip club.
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{{qf|Homer}} Lisa, Lisa! Where were you!? You missed the most incredible thing!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Hi, Dad.
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{{qf|Homer}} I ate seven pounds of fudge!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Wow!
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{{qf|Homer}} The man at the stand said it was a record!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Wow. What else did you do, Dad?
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{{qf|Homer}} I rode the teacups! Then I got a little sick and I had to sit down. But then I rode 'em again!
  
 
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Latest revision as of 07:36, December 23, 2018


Season 6 Episode Quotes
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"Lisa's Wedding"
"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" 123 →


Ned Flanders: 'Zounds, I did thee mightily smite-ly. "'Zounds" is a renaissance English word, short for "God's Wounds." But uh, "smite-ly," that's pure Flanders!
Lunchlady Doris: Yon meat 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze.
Homer: Can I have some?
Doris: Mine ears are open only to the pleas of those who speak ye old English.
Homer: Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I mightst sup on suckling pig this noon.
Doris: Whatever.
Hugh Parkfield: I can't believe how much we have in common. We're both studying the environment, we're both utterly humorless about our vegetarianism, and we both love the Rolling Stones.
Lisa: Yes, not for their music, but for their tireless efforts to preserve historic buildings.
Lisa: And I love that painting. Judging by the clothes, I'd say seventeenth century.
Mrs. Parkfield: Actually, Lisa, it's just uncle Eldred.
Uncle Eldred: I get me brain medicines from the National 'Ealth.
Marge: Homer, don't take this personally, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
Smithers: Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back. How're we doing, boys?
Professor Frink: Well, we're up to fifteen!
Hugh: Lisa, darling, don't worry. I'm sure I'll get along with your family. You've so thoroughly prepared me for the worst, as long as they're not squatting in a ditch poking berries up their noses...
Lisa: And if they are?
Homer: You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built. Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a window box.
Homer: So, Hugh. Have you heard all the latest American jokes? Uh, here's a good one. Pull my finger.
Hugh: Yes, we have that one in England too, Mr. Simpson.
Homer: I said, pull my finger.
Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hard-core sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
Lisa: I'm sorry I left you alone with Homer and Bart.
Hugh: No, no, honey. We had a fine time.
Lisa: How did you get that gash on your forehead?
Hugh: Oh, that was when we hid in the dumpster after the fire alarm went off in the pornographic magazine warehouse.
Bart: Wow, Lisa. Looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time. I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party.
Lisa: Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
Bart: We had one in his honor. I had one in his honor. I went to a strip club.
Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you!? You missed the most incredible thing!
Lisa: Hi, Dad.
Homer: I ate seven pounds of fudge!
Lisa: Wow!
Homer: The man at the stand said it was a record!
Lisa: Wow. What else did you do, Dad?
Homer: I rode the teacups! Then I got a little sick and I had to sit down. But then I rode 'em again!
Season 6 Quotes
Bart of Darkness • Lisa's Rival • Another Simpsons Clip Show • Itchy & Scratchy Land • Sideshow Bob Roberts • Treehouse of Horror V • Bart's Girlfriend • Lisa on Ice • Homer Badman • Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy • Fear of Flying • Homer the Great • And Maggie Makes Three • Bart's Comet • Homie the Clown • Bart vs. Australia • Homer vs. Patty and Selma • A Star Is Burns • Lisa's Wedding • Two Dozen and One Greyhounds • The PTA Disbands • 'Round Springfield • The Springfield Connection • Lemon of Troy • Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)
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