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Three's a Crowd

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 15 Update: When the Bough Breaks Required characters: Marge, Homer, Lisa Optional characters: Maggie, Hudson, Baby Gerald, See Currency-earning jobs Internal name(s): ThreesACrowd ID(s): 256001 - 256005 Previous quest(s): The Things we Do Next quest(s): A Storm in a Teacup

Three's a Crowd is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the When the Bough Breaks content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing The Things we Do ...and then they said Hudson had the highest IQ they've ever recorded in an astrological-based mind scan. Can you believe that, Marge? Yeah...look at the time, our dog needs to eat his food at home, so we really have to get going. Santa's Little Helper, let's go! *sad whimper* Come on, Maggie, play time's over! *sad whimper* Don't leave yet, Marge. I have a cool sculpting hot yoga class in thirty minutes and I need to kill time. You should try it, it's cool sculpting but while doing yoga in a hot room. Yeah, I gathered... Last session, I passed out in "child's pose" and when I woke up, I had an eight-pack! I hate Waverly Hills. Task: "Collect Sippy Cups" (x115). Task: "Make Marge Continue to Play Nice With Courtney". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Laugh With Hudson". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. So, Marge, we should totally do another playdate at our house tomorrow. Hudson just loves spending time with Maggie. Oh, we'd love to, but, uh, we can't. Tomorrow is, um, Maggie's...origami yoga dance class. Yeah, that's a real thing I didn't just make up. *sad noise* Maggie, give me a break here. You don't know what I had to sit through while you played with Hudson. *even sadder noise* Fine, fine. We'll do another playdate... *happy noises* Courtney, I just checked our schedule, and it looks like the origami yoga dance class tomorrow got canceled. Amazing! Should we celebrate with some Botox shots? Oh... I just had some this morning, you go ahead. Your loss! *injects Botox* Quest reward: 100 and 10 Sand Tropez

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 Homer! I need to pick up snacks for Maggie's playdate. Can you watch her for a bit? Ooh, snacks! Pick me up some sour cream and onion chips while you're there. Oh, and some of those chocolate ice cream tacos I love. I'm not going to a normal grocery store. I have to go to the fancy baby food store in Waverly Hills. How fancy? Whole-Foods-before-Amazon-bought-it fancy? Or Virgin-Airlines-before-Alaska-Airlines-bought-it fancy? Homer, it's not adult food. It's organic food for babies. Food is food, Marge. Just get me whatever looks the best. Everything there is either apple sauce or pureed vegetables. I like apple sauce. Get me that and skip the vegetables. Task: "Collect Sippy Cups" (x155). Task: "Make Marge Go Shopping". The job takes a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home. Task: "Make Homer Watch Maggie". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. So, uh, Maggie, what do you usually get up to while Daddy isn't around? *points to toys* Oh, you play with these little toys? Okay, let's see what we've got here... Ooh, an army action figure! Want to play soldier? *shakes her head and points again* Ah, the teacup is what you want? Does that mean you want to have a tea party? *nods her head "yes"* Fine. But instead of tea, Daddy's going to drink beer. *nods her head again* You always were my favorite. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Hudson's House

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 So then I told Barney, "You want your precious keys? Well, if you can beat me at darts, they're yours". *chuckles* Homer? I'm back from the store. How was everything with Maggie? *belches* Tea time was tea-utiful... *sigh* Homer, when I say, "watch Maggie", that doesn't mean you're supposed to get drunk with the baby. Look, Marge. I don't know who spiked the tea. Probably Edwin over there. Come on, Edwin, admit it. Edwin is a stuffed giraffe! Okay, Maggie, let's hustle. It's almost time for your playdate with Hudson. Homer, can you let the dog out while I'm gone? *snoring* Don't worry, Mom. I'll take care of the dog. And Dad. Task: "Collect Sippy Cups" (x115). Task: "Make Marge Drive to Hudson's House". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Go to Hudson's House". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Let the Dog Out". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Sleep on the Floor". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Marge, so glad you could make it. Thanks for having us. I brought some baby food for the little ones. Wait, is that store-bought baby food? Yes. But don't worry, I got them at the fancy baby food store in Waverly Hills. See, only single ingredients! For example, these pureed carrots only contain carrots. Marge, Hudson only eats food grown in our own vegetable garden. You grow your own baby food? Of course we grow our own baby food. Do you not do that, Marge? No! Well, I'm sure you at least have a professional puree-ologist to puree the food on-site. Really? Look Marge, I'm just being a responsible mother. *throws Marge's food away* I can't let this food contaminate our kitchen. Now, care for a mimosa made from our Valencia orange tree? I'll take three. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Not Responsible for Injuries Park

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 C'mon, Maggie, let me show you to the play area. Hudson, look who came to play with you! *waves to Maggie* And here's Gerald. He'll be joining us today as well. *slitting throat gesture* Wait, there are other kids here? I thought this was a one-on-one playdate. No, silly. One-on-ones are out. All the leading yoga moms say group playdates are much more stimulating for your child. Anyway, Gerald's mom dropped him off just before you got here. Wait, dropping off was an option?! Task: "Collect Sippy Cups" (x155). Task: "Make Marge Regret Not Doing a Dropoff". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Be Shocked at Gerald's Presence". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Hudson is owned: Task: "Make Hudson Introduce Maggie to Gerald". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Baby Gerald is owned: Task: "Make Gerald Make Threatening Gestures at Maggie". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. *introduces Gerald* *rolls eyes to convey she's already met Gerald* *makes a threatening gesture at Maggie* Aww, look, they're already getting along. Babies are so cute before they can speak. I always wonder what adorable things they're communicating to each other. *picks up a lead toy to attack Maggie* *motions for Maggie to step behind him* *motions Hudson to step aside* *shakes his head to imply Maggie belongs to him* *shakes her head in disbelief* *stands tall to affirm she doesn't belong to anyone* Wow, they all love each other so much! Quest reward: 100 and 10 The Jogging Stroller-y

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 *motions for Maggie to come over to him* *motions for Maggie to come over to him* *shakes her head indicating she's had enough of them both* *waves goodbye to Hudson* *starts crying* Sounds like Maggie is crying. I better go check her diaper. Task: "Collect Sippy Cups" (x195). Task: "Make Marge Check Maggie's Diaper". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Leave Hudson". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Hudson is owned: Task: "Make Hudson Regret His Words". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Baby Gerald is owned: Task: "Make Gerald Play by Himself". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Thanks for having us, Courtney, but it's time we got going. You're not staying? We were just about to start singing nursery rhymes with the kids. Aww, that's sweet. What kind of nursery rhymes do you sing? We only sing K-pop classics translated to High Valyrian — it's a language from "Game of Thrones". Um, okay. Maggie and I are leaving. Bye! Geros ilas! That's "goodbye" in High Valyrian! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Courtney

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Get Used Sippy Cups From School Homer, Lisa, Bart, Marge, Grampa, Ned, Maggie, Baby Gerald 4h Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, Brown House 5, 45 Search His Mom's Purse for Sippy Cups Hudson Center for Pre-Emptive Education 8, 70