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| − | During a shooting incident connected to [[Springfield Mafia]] pursuing [[Krusty the Clown]], [[Ned Flanders]] was speaking with [[Homer Simpson]] outside his home while Homer modified his car with so-called | + | During a shooting incident connected to [[Springfield Mafia]] pursuing [[Krusty the Clown]], [[Ned Flanders]] was speaking with [[Homer Simpson]] outside his home while Homer modified his car with so-called "speed holes." As gunfire suddenly erupted nearby, Flanders narrowly avoided serious injury when a bullet struck the Bible he routinely carried close to his chest. Moments later, a second shot hit a large religious relic that Flanders claimed was a fragment of the True Cross, leading him to believe the objects had protected his life during the attack.<ref>"[[Homie the Clown]]"</ref> |
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| + | During their conflict with {{ch|George H. W. Bush}}, [[Homer]] and [[Bart]] planned to release a swarm of locusts as part of their revenge. While preparing the prank, Homer consulted a copy of the Bible and compared the use of locusts to the biblical stories involving plagues.<ref>"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"</ref> | ||
After [[Lisa]] became Buddhist, [[Reverend Lovejoy]] said to [[Marge]], while holding the ''Holy Bible'', that she could "save more souls with roller skates and Easy-Bake ovens than with this 2 thousand-page sleeping pill."<ref>"[[She of Little Faith]]"</ref> | After [[Lisa]] became Buddhist, [[Reverend Lovejoy]] said to [[Marge]], while holding the ''Holy Bible'', that she could "save more souls with roller skates and Easy-Bake ovens than with this 2 thousand-page sleeping pill."<ref>"[[She of Little Faith]]"</ref> | ||
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Holy Bible
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The Holy Bible is a collection of religious texts sacred in Christianity.
History[edit]
During a shooting incident connected to Springfield Mafia pursuing Krusty the Clown, Ned Flanders was speaking with Homer Simpson outside his home while Homer modified his car with so-called "speed holes." As gunfire suddenly erupted nearby, Flanders narrowly avoided serious injury when a bullet struck the Bible he routinely carried close to his chest. Moments later, a second shot hit a large religious relic that Flanders claimed was a fragment of the True Cross, leading him to believe the objects had protected his life during the attack.[1]
During their conflict with George H. W. Bush, Homer and Bart planned to release a swarm of locusts as part of their revenge. While preparing the prank, Homer consulted a copy of the Bible and compared the use of locusts to the biblical stories involving plagues.[2]
After Lisa became Buddhist, Reverend Lovejoy said to Marge, while holding the Holy Bible, that she could "save more souls with roller skates and Easy-Bake ovens than with this 2 thousand-page sleeping pill."[3]
When Ned Flanders was dating Sara Sloane, he began to imagine the Holy Bible stripping for him.[4]
Homer was flicking through the Bible at church when Grampa started to act crazy.[5]
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When Homer started to burn the Holy Bible, God began to choke him.[6]
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