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A Satyrical Sabbatical

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Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	Treehouse of Horror XXXII
Required characters:	Comic Book Ram, Normal Springfielders, Ned
Optional characters:	Comic Book Guy, Lenny, Carl, Panther Marge
Internal name(s):	ASatyricalSabbatical
ID(s):	249051 - 249055

A Satyrical Sabbatical is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update. It requires Comic Book Ram to be obtained.

Contents

1 Dialogue
- 1.1 Pt. 1
- 1.2 Pt. 2
- 1.3 Pt. 3
- 1.4 Pt. 4
- 1.5 Pt. 5

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Ram's exclamation mark
	Baa-baa-bad. The human world is the Worst. Civilization. Ever.
	Hell no, this civilization is the tippy-top of human achievement! Yee-haw!
	You may have six-shooters, ten-gallon hats, and million-dollar money rolls, but laboring peons give you all that wealth.
	Hey, I'm one of those peons and in my America we like working for a living!
	Just to make someone else rich? LAME! In the animal-hybrid world, we just lie around, eat whatever we want, and mate.
	That sounds horrible — wait, what?
Task: "Make Comic Book Ram Preach About Satyrism". The job takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Learn About Satyrism" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Park Entrance, House of Pain, Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and take 8 hours.
	It's not complicated. Being more animal than human is where it's at.
	That Ram-man makes a lot of sense.
	Maybe half of me should be getting out in nature more.
	But aren't both your halves allergic to the outdoors?
	That's the old Lenny. I'm starting to realize, my entire life, I've been a terrible human being.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Ram's exclamation mark
	So how exactly does one live the animal lifestyle?
	Again: Animals do what we want, when we want, we care only about food, sleep, and...making the beast with two backs.
	Well, I never...! Very well...maybe not never. Once.
	Yes, but how does your Satyrism protect my tax shelters?
	And does your Satyrism let us eat pork and shellfish?
	First of all, there is no "Satyrism". I'm a half-human, half-ram, and just doing what animals do.
	It's not as complex as factoring how many Fallout Boys are represented in the current Radioactive Man continuity.
	If I may interrupt: it's seven.
Task: "Make Comic Book Ram Explain Satyrism in More Detail". The job takes 3 hours. If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Explain Entire Radioactive Man Continuity". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, House of Pain, Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Try to Grasp Satyrism" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Park Entrance, House of Pain, Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and take 3 hours.
	And finally, don't randomly maul humans. Save the mauling for worthwhile causes.
	Like taking back my parking spot!
	Or the guy who shouts "last call" at the bars!
	Mr. Ram-man, is there any reward for being the best animal person? Maybe a nice jacket made from one of the other half-animals?
	sigh Let's go over the rules again.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Ram's exclamation mark
	Excuse me, mister prophet...guru...animal guy, your followers are fighting.
	I don't have followers.
	You better tell THEM.
	The way of the animal forbids work!
	But my stupid human half should be able to work if it wants to!
	What are you idiots doing?
	We're having a schism.
	chanting SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!
	You have no idea what that word means, do you?
	No. But I like chanting things.
	We do too!
	chanting SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!
	sigh
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Fight With Carl About Animal Dogma". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, House of Pain, Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Fight With Lenny About Animal Dogma". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, House of Pain, Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Comic Book Ram Stop a Schism". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, House of Pain, Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Ram's exclamation mark
	Hey there, Satan-arino!
	I'm a ram, not Satan.
	Anything with cloven hooves makes you devilish!
	You seem forlorn and lonely. Where are all your new "followers"?
	Ugh, I'm trying to avoid them!
	They've taken my simple philosophy of life and turned it into a treatise for hating each other.
	Worst. Followers. Ever.
	That's how the ol' prophet business goes.
	Say, what if I took those followers off your hands...or hooves. You could spend more time waxin' those horns of yours.
	Your pews are a bit empty these days, I take it?
	You just do your best to give those followers a good scare so they come running back to the church.
	I can put the fear of God...or the devil in them!
	I never like sayin' it but... All Hail, Satan!
Task: "Make Comic Book Ram Scare the Locals". The job takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Flanders Direct People Back to Church". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield, Springfield Park Entrance, or a Visitable Home and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Flee the Scary Horned Man" (x5). The jobs take place at the First Church of Springfield, Springfield Park Entrance, or a Visitable Home and take 8 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Ram's exclamation mark
	So, you scared off all those humans following you around?
	They're so needy! I don't see how they live the way they do.
	For sure. Basking in the sun without a care in the world...this is the life!
	I'm stuck. Can someone roll me over?
	Ugh. Some of us are better suited as half animals than others.
Task: "Make Comic Book Ram Relax and Enjoy the Animal Lifestyle". The job takes place at Hibbert Island Bungalow, Springfield Park Entrance, Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Panther Marge is owned: Task: "Make Panther Marge Put Oil on Walrus Homer's Belly". The job takes place at Hibbert Island Bungalow, Springfield Park Entrance, Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Humans Live a Stressful Existence" (x5). The jobs take place at a Visitable Home and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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