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USA! USA!

Tapped Out Quest Information

USA! USA! is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer Games 2020 content update. It requires Patriotic Homer to be obtained.

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	U-S-A! U-S-A!
	You're dressed so patriotically, Homie!
	Yeah, Dad. I haven't seen you this proud to be an American since McDonald's made their breakfast "all-day".
	Well, America needs its citizens to step up and participate in the Games!
	So what's that got to do with you, fatso?
	Hey! I can be athletic when I want to be.
	What, when you have to chase after the ice cream truck?
	Why you little—
	choking noises Okay, you're athletic!
Task: "Make Patriotic Homer Train for Sports". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes.
	Training for the Games is out of breath crazy hard.
	But you've only walked to the treadmill.
	Now you have to get on it.
	Okay, but I'm only doing this because I love my country.
	Are you ready?
	Was America ready?
	turns on treadmill
	Turn it off, turn it off!
	Man, that was quite the workout. Okay, see ya later, Marge.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
	You know, Dad, you don't have to compete in a sport to show your support.
	Yeah you do. It's the only way you get to live in the Summer Games Villa!
	Have you thought about being a cheerleader?
	A cheerleader?! Like George Bush?! No thanks.
	You'd get to wave a giant American flag...
	Ooo! A giant flag! Now I can open a car dealership.
Task: "Make Patriotic Homer Wave a Big Flag Around". The job takes 60 minutes.
	Uh, Homer, although I do enjoy seeing you wave our flag, that is the second time your stars and stripes have hit me on the head.
	U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
	pained noises
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	Marge! I made the United States Cornhole Team!
	I thought you got kicked off when you got your head stuck in the hole.
	How is that even possible?
	I thought there was a donut in there, but it was just another beanbag.
	But you still made the team?
	No, Lenny got disqualified for taking steroids so I'm replacing him!
	I needed to bulk up to make the weight minimum...
Task: "Make Patriotic Homer Compete in Summer Games Cornhole". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
	We did it, Marge! I won! I won for America!
	That's great, Homie! Did you get the most bags in the hole?
	Nope! The Litovian forfeited when my bag hit him straight in the eye!
	U-S-A! U-S-A!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
	Dad! You're a national hero now!
	Yeah, where are you going to keep your trophy?
	Oh, that? I traded it for a lifetime supply of red-white-and-blue donuts.
Task: "Make Patriotic Homer Eat Patriotic Donuts". The job takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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Summer Fun & Games • Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast • Game But Not Forgotten
Patriotic Homer	USA! USA!
Summer Games Chairman	Chairman of the Bored
Stephanie Brockman	Making a Racket