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Weapons of Mass Attraction

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Moe's Ark Requirement(s): Act 3 Required characters: Larry Kidkill, Homer, Normal Springfielders Internal name(s): WeaponsOfMassAttraction ID(s): 204028 - 204029, 204035 - 204037 Previous quest(s): Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 3 Next quest(s): Hibbert's Rejects

Weapons of Mass Attraction is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Moe's Ark content update.

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Pt. 1[edit]

After starting Act 3 No business can keep up with this town's short attention span. Perhaps an idea I've been Frankensteining around could help. Task: "Make Larry Kidkill Hear Dr. Hibbert Out". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance and takes 4 hours. Create new species entirely? Have you gone mad? No worries. Mad won't come until later. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 You think creating new monsters... I mean animals will bring in more guests? I believe making new species would be fun to do. Even doctors need hobbies. But if you theoretically made them scarier, that just might work. Alright, I'll take your speculating out loud as a full endorsement. Task: "Place Warmongers". It takes 4 hours. Task: "Place Animal Habitat Wall (Big)". Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 I've never said this in my life before, but things are getting too weird for me. I'm out of the animal-wrangling business. Capturing them's no fun when you just cook them up in a lab. Farewell, head of security. I'm sure nothing will go wrong in your absence. *chuckles* That's an honest to goodness chuckle-able statement. Task: "Unlock Mad Dr. Hibbert". Task: "Make Larry Kidkill Abandon All Safety Protocols". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance and takes 4 hours. Run! The hyena sharks have escaped! Aah! Jaws with paws! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 There has to be someone in this town with a pure, zoo-loving heart. When I was a kid I loved all animals big and small, wild and free, caged and sedated... Why don't I take some of Homer's DNA? Then clone and gestate another him to his teenage state. You've really lost it, haven't you, Doc? Task: "Make Homer Submit His DNA". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance and takes 4 hours. Task: "Unlock Teenage Homer". Young Homer, what crosses your mind when you think "zoo"? Nothing yet. My mind is still growing in a petri dish. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 It's no use. We just can't draw the crowds like zoos used to. Mr. Kidkill, you don't need new animals to win the crowds. If anything, you need less new things. What? How can less be best? By operating with a lower budget this place can exist for decades. Cheap is Springfield's modus operandi. Task: "Make Larry Kidkill Tone Down Animal Creation Funds". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy a Cheaper Zoo" (x5). The jobs take place at The Emu Experience, Big Cat Country, Great Plains, Baboon County, USA, or Warmongers and take 4 hours. See, this is perfect! Now the zoo is here to stay. Until I accidentally blow things up again. Don't worry, the animals can run, fly, swim, and echolocate away before you do something stupid. Message You have completed the Act 3 story! Keep Springfielders volunteering at the habitats and collecting from Zoo Visitors! Quest reward: 200 and 20