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{{TB|It's a beautiful summer day and we have no family outing planned?!}}
 
{{TB|It's a beautiful summer day and we have no family outing planned?!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|You're right. There was nothing in any of our group texts or family calendar. Let’s come up with a plan!}}
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{{TB|You're right. There was nothing in any of our group texts or family calendar. Let's come up with a plan!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Why not do the thing every family does to pretend they still love being together… go to the zoo!}}
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{{TB|Why not do the thing every family does to pretend they still love being together... go to the zoo!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
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{{TB|Homer’s an ape but we don't have a zoo.}}
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{{TB|Homer's an ape but we don't have a zoo.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Then there’s only one thing to do -- we must demand a zoo!}}
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{{TB|Then there's only one thing to do -- we must demand a zoo!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|The Simpsons Family|Simpsons Family}} Demand a Zoo|6 seconds|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Brown House]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|The Simpsons Family|Simpsons Family}} Demand a Zoo|6 seconds|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Brown House]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Sweetie, I'm afraid you're going to have to act more responsibly than that.}}
 
{{TB|Sweetie, I'm afraid you're going to have to act more responsibly than that.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I've got it, we're nuking… the education department's budget!}}
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{{TB|I've got it, we're nuking... the education department's budget!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Alright, who ordered a drunk Emu? This ain't a drink! I got a real drunk Emu here. I might be responsible for the “drunk” part. We gotta get it in a pen before it sobers up.}}
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{{TB|Alright, who ordered a drunk Emu? This ain't a drink! I got a real drunk Emu here. I might be responsible for the "drunk" part. We gotta get it in a pen before it sobers up.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|The animals are already arriving?! We haven't even built the first enclosure yet. Or found the tools to build it.}}
 
{{TB|The animals are already arriving?! We haven't even built the first enclosure yet. Or found the tools to build it.}}
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{{TB|Ostentatious entrance, check. Emus, check. Great start, Springfielders! What else does a zoo need?}}
 
{{TB|Ostentatious entrance, check. Emus, check. Great start, Springfielders! What else does a zoo need?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
 
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{{TB|How ‘bout filing for bankruptcy? We've run out of funding.}}
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{{TB|How 'bout filing for bankruptcy? We've run out of funding.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Mocking}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Mocking}}
 
{{TB|Time to do what we always do in times of crisis -- nuke another city program. Health care? Homeless housing? So many wonderful choices.}}
 
{{TB|Time to do what we always do in times of crisis -- nuke another city program. Health care? Homeless housing? So many wonderful choices.}}
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{{TB|Nope, we're doing this legit. Bureaucracy will be our ally this day.}}
 
{{TB|Nope, we're doing this legit. Bureaucracy will be our ally this day.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|{{*}}shiver* Did anyone else feel a cold draft? No? Just me? Sorry, legally compliant paperwork terrifies me.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}shiver{{*}} Did anyone else feel a cold draft? No? Just me? Sorry, legally compliant paperwork terrifies me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon}}
 
{{TB|Relax, Joe, I'll handle the paperwork. All we need are a couple of kind-hearted volunteers and then we can go full non-profit.}}
 
{{TB|Relax, Joe, I'll handle the paperwork. All we need are a couple of kind-hearted volunteers and then we can go full non-profit.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|We’ll collect tax-free grants from Federal environmental programs. And voila! Instant zoo!}}
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{{TB|We'll collect tax-free grants from Federal environmental programs. And voila! Instant zoo!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Larry Kidkill Wisely Navigate Bureaucracy|6 seconds|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Volunteer at The Emu Experience|6 seconds|[[The Emu Experience]]|3}}<br>{{Task|Place [[Springfield Zoo Wall|Zoo Wall]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Larry Kidkill Wisely Navigate Bureaucracy|6 seconds|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Volunteer at The Emu Experience|6 seconds|[[The Emu Experience]]|3}}<br>{{Task|Place [[Springfield Zoo Wall|Zoo Wall]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
 
{{TB|What's worse: the TV execs running our theme parks, or the corporate shills exploiting an easy loophole in our tax codes?}}
 
{{TB|What's worse: the TV execs running our theme parks, or the corporate shills exploiting an easy loophole in our tax codes?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Won't the animals escape?!}}
 
{{TB|Won't the animals escape?!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Mocking}}
 
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{{TB|Escape to where? Springfield? That’s a horrible place to live.}}
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{{TB|Escape to where? Springfield? That's a horrible place to live.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Tap Zoo Visitors|5}}<br>{{Task|Tap Zoo Visitors in Other Springfield|3}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Tap Zoo Visitors|5}}<br>{{Task|Tap Zoo Visitors in Other Springfield|3}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{AFeed|100}}/{{ATrack|100}}/{{ADNA|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{AFeed|100}}/{{ATrack|100}}/{{ADNA|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Good news! If we relocate any invasive species we find the State will give us additional funding!}}
 
{{TB|Good news! If we relocate any invasive species we find the State will give us additional funding!}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
 
{{TB|Woo hoo! I say the first invasive species we get rid of are zoo guests!}}
 
{{TB|Woo hoo! I say the first invasive species we get rid of are zoo guests!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 5|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 5|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
 
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{{TB|{{*}}yawn* This zoo is lame. It's no better than Moe's exotic petting zoo shenanigans from Christmas.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}yawn{{*}} This zoo is lame. It's no better than Moe's exotic petting zoo shenanigans from Christmas.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Since when is smuggling illegal exotic animals shenanigans?}}
 
{{TB|Since when is smuggling illegal exotic animals shenanigans?}}
 
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{{TB|“Shenanigans” covers a lot of crimes -- jaywalking, murder… It’s a lot less paperwork if everything’s lumped under that.}}
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{{TB|"Shenanigans" covers a lot of crimes -- jaywalking, murder... It's a lot less paperwork if everything's lumped under that.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
 
{{TB|Well, my smuggling days are over.}}
 
{{TB|Well, my smuggling days are over.}}
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{{TB|No, more children. We need children in the park to draw the adults into the gift shop.}}
 
{{TB|No, more children. We need children in the park to draw the adults into the gift shop.}}
 
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{{TB|Wait, that’s gonna cut into my bar business.}}
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{{TB|Wait, that's gonna cut into my bar business.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
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{{TB|If a kid comes into my joint and makes it to the bar, they're getting a beer. Them's the rules.}}
 
{{TB|If a kid comes into my joint and makes it to the bar, they're getting a beer. Them's the rules.}}
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{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Animals are on the backburner until I find out what "lit" means and how to get it.}}
 
{{TB|Animals are on the backburner until I find out what "lit" means and how to get it.}}
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{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
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{{Tapped Out Message}}
 
{{TB|You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Springfielders volunteering at the habitats and collecting from Zoo Visitors!}}
 
{{TB|You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Springfielders volunteering at the habitats and collecting from Zoo Visitors!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{AFeed|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{AFeed|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

Latest revision as of 13:15, June 26, 2025


We Stole a Zoo
Tapped Out Moe's Ark Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Moe's Ark
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: The Simpsons Family, Larry Kidkill, Regular Characters, Youngsters
Optional characters: Premium Characters
Internal name(s): WeStoleAZoo
ID(s): 204000 - 204002, 204008 - 204012
Next quest(s): Feed the Need


We Stole a Zoo is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Moe's Ark content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update
Marge - Serious It's a beautiful summer day and we have no family outing planned?!
Lisa You're right. There was nothing in any of our group texts or family calendar. Let's come up with a plan!
Marge - Happy Why not do the thing every family does to pretend they still love being together... go to the zoo!
Bart - Rolling Eyes Homer's an ape but we don't have a zoo.
Marge Then there's only one thing to do -- we must demand a zoo!
Task: "Make Simpsons Family Demand a Zoo" (x3). The jobs take place at the Town Hall or Brown House and take 6 seconds.
Mrs. Quimby Joe, the rabble are rousing again. They're chanting "We want a zoo!" over and over.
Quimby Any funds for a zoo went to the apology furs I bought you. I suppose families could tour your closet to see minks, foxes, and cheetahs.
Mrs. Quimby - Annoyed Sweetie, I'm afraid you're going to have to act more responsibly than that.
Quimby I've got it, we're nuking... the education department's budget!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Moe Alright, who ordered a drunk Emu? This ain't a drink! I got a real drunk Emu here. I might be responsible for the "drunk" part. We gotta get it in a pen before it sobers up.
Quimby - Sad The animals are already arriving?! We haven't even built the first enclosure yet. Or found the tools to build it.
Task: "Place Springfield Zoo Entrance".
Task: "Place The Emu Experience". It takes 4 hours.
Quimby - Proud Ostentatious entrance, check. Emus, check. Great start, Springfielders! What else does a zoo need?
Mrs. Quimby - Annoyed How 'bout filing for bankruptcy? We've run out of funding.
Quimby - Mocking Time to do what we always do in times of crisis -- nuke another city program. Health care? Homeless housing? So many wonderful choices.
Larry Kidkill Hold the cuts, Quimby. We still have some creative options to explore for acquiring those funds.
Quest reward: Animal Feed100/Animal Track100/Animal DNA100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Quimby - Sly So, what did you have in mind, Larry? Laundering? Gambling? Laundering AND Gambling?!
Larry Kidkill Nope, we're doing this legit. Bureaucracy will be our ally this day.
Quimby - Sad *shiver* Did anyone else feel a cold draft? No? Just me? Sorry, legally compliant paperwork terrifies me.
Larry Kidkill Relax, Joe, I'll handle the paperwork. All we need are a couple of kind-hearted volunteers and then we can go full non-profit.
Larry Kidkill - Happy We'll collect tax-free grants from Federal environmental programs. And voila! Instant zoo!
Task: "Make Larry Kidkill Wisely Navigate Bureaucracy". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Springfielders Volunteer at The Emu Experience" (x3). The jobs take place at The Emu Experience and take 6 seconds.
Task: "Place Zoo Wall".
Lisa - Eye Roll What's worse: the TV execs running our theme parks, or the corporate shills exploiting an easy loophole in our tax codes?
Bart I'm gonna go with TV execs.
Lisa At least this time we're treating the animals humanely.
Quest reward: Animal Feed100/Animal Track100/Animal DNA100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Big Zoo Fan - Annoyed Where are the bathrooms in this zoo?
Lil' Zoo Fan - Surprised And the food kiosks!
Animal Rights Hipster Or the gates on the animal enclosures?!
Quimby - Embarrassed Er, um, uh-oh.
Lisa - Alarmed Won't the animals escape?!
Quimby - Mocking Escape to where? Springfield? That's a horrible place to live.
Task: "Tap Zoo Visitors" (x5).
Task: "Tap Zoo Visitors in Other Springfield" (x3).
Quest reward: Animal Feed100/Animal Track100/Animal DNA100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Larry Kidkill - Happy Good news! If we relocate any invasive species we find the State will give us additional funding!
Homer - Woo Hoo Woo hoo! I say the first invasive species we get rid of are zoo guests!
Bart - Annoyed Ya, they're super annoying. Especially when they're blocking my view of the invasive animals.
Larry Kidkill Don't worry, I got a plan for that too. Man, I'm full of solutions today.
Task: "Place Animal Feeding Area".
Task: "Use Animal Feeding Area".
Task: "Send Invasive Tadpoles to Other Springfield".
After finishing the "Use Animal Feeding Area" task
Marge - Thoughtful They could have just installed a PA system to announce when the zoo is closing. Why let a tiger loose?
After finishing all tasks
Lisa - Happy Because it's more fun to see people run for the exits from a tiger!
Marge - Confused And you're okay with this?
Lisa As long as the animals' quality of life is better here than out in the wild, I'm happy.
Quest reward: Animal Feed100/Animal Track100/Animal DNA100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Pt. 5
Homer - Sarcastic *yawn* This zoo is lame. It's no better than Moe's exotic petting zoo shenanigans from Christmas.
Moe - Sad Since when is smuggling illegal exotic animals shenanigans?
Wiggum "Shenanigans" covers a lot of crimes -- jaywalking, murder... It's a lot less paperwork if everything's lumped under that.
Moe - Worried Well, my smuggling days are over.
Wiggum I could look the other way on this one. Ralphie loves the big cats. The kid really likes his head licked.
Task: "Unlock and Place Big Cat Country" (x4 hours).
Quest reward: Animal Feed100 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After completing Pt. 6
Larry Kidkill This zoo is missing something.
Homer - Happy More animals? Space ice cream?!
Larry Kidkill No, more children. We need children in the park to draw the adults into the gift shop.
Moe - Sad Wait, that's gonna cut into my bar business.
Moe If a kid comes into my joint and makes it to the bar, they're getting a beer. Them's the rules.
Task: "Unlock Brittany Brockman".
Quest reward: Animal Feed100 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After completing Pt. 7
Larry Kidkill - Happy What do you rate my zoo, on a scale of one to ten? Ten being the only number I want to hear.
Brittany Brockman - Annoyed You call this a zoo? Where's the face painters, the smell of burnt kettle corn, the penny flattener thingie?!
Larry Kidkill - Sad Oof, with all the focus on getting animals we forgot about the side attractions!
Larry Kidkill What else do demanding kids demand in their zoo?
Task: "Make Youngsters Demand More Things" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Zoo Entrance and take 4 hours.
Larry Kidkill That was an eye-opener. We need to up our stock on fidget spinners and USB charging stations.
Homer But what about animals? We don't even have a hilarious camel that spits at people.
Larry Kidkill - Annoyed Animals are on the backburner until I find out what "lit" means and how to get it.
Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Springfielders volunteering at the habitats and collecting from Zoo Visitors!
Quest reward: Animal Feed200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the 2011 film We Bought a Zoo.


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