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I Willie Follow You Into the Dark

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	15
Update:	Winter 2016
Required characters:	Rev. Lovejoy, Satyr Willie, Anti-Pagans, Pagan Followers
Internal name(s):	IWillieFollowYouIntoTheDark
ID(s):	167052
Previous quest(s):	A Happy Meal or Yule Love It! Pt. 5
Next quest(s):	No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 1

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After meeting the requirements
	My Christian friends, I have identified the leader of the Pagan heathens!
	Actually, "Heathenism" is just one branch of Paganism... you don't care, do you?
	I really don't! The first step to defeating my religious enemy is to not understand him!
	Willie! Willie is their leader! He's trying to found a Satanic cult!
	Satanism has nothing to do with... ugh. Fine. Go nuts. Do what you want.
	Let's see how these made up religions fare against the proven, scientific power of holy water!
Task: "Make Rev. Lovejoy Prepare 50 Gallons of Holy Water". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make the Anti-Pagans Spray Satyr Willie" (x3). The jobs take place at Willie's Shack and take 60 minutes. Task: "Make Satyr Willie Get Sprayed". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 60 minutes.
	Augh! Holy water! I'm melting!
	It worked!
	I'm only joking, ya daft man. Seriously, thanks fer the shower. This shack has no water, and goatskin chaps are not the most odor-resistant garment.
Quest reward: 25 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
	Gather 'round, me minions, as I reveal yet more ancient mysteries of Paganism.
	Tell us, oh great and creepy beardo!
	Behold! An arcane ritual called... doin' Willie's chores for him.
	Heh heh!
Task: "Make the Pagan Followers Plow the School's Lawn" (x8). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 8 hours. Task: "Make Satyr Willie Toss Some Cabers". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 8 hours.
	Hey Homer! Gimme your snow plower. I need it.
	Ha ha! Trying to do Willie's chores for him so he'll teach you mystical Pagan secrets, eh?
	Well, I already cleared the school lawn. I'm way more Pagan than you'll ever be.
	That's not what I'm doin'!
	Say, you wouldn't happen to have a floor buffer, would you? One that works on elementary school hallways?
	Don't you all see what Willie is doing? He's taking advantage of you!
Quest reward: 25 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
	For our next dive into the mysteries of creation, you'll all have to catch me a squirrel.
	And not scrawny ones. Big fat ones. The eatin' kind.
	Eww. Who eats squirrels?
	DO YOU WANT TO LEARN THE TWELVE NAMES OF THE GODDESS OR NOT?
	Yes, your horned awfulness. Coming right up!
Task: "Make the Pagan Followers Hunt Squirrels" (x8). The jobs take place at Cletus's Farm and take 8 hours. Task: "Make Satyr Willie Take a Nap". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 8 hours.
	Here's your squirrel, sir!
	Good work. Now I must go into my shack and, er, commune with the spirits.
	If you smell a smell that smells like roast squirrel, it's not that. It's what spirit-communing smells like.
	So wise...
Message	What made-up Pagan traditions will Willie think of to keep his followers? Find out on December 21st!
Message	Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!
Quest reward: 25 and 10

Characters[edit]

Anti-Pagans are:

King Winter, Don Vittorio, Dr. Colossus, Petroleus Rex, Helen Lovejoy, Cecil Terwilliger, Sideshow Bob, Dame Judith Underdunk, Francesca Terwilliger, Gino Underdunk Terwilliger, Dr. Robert, Cookie Kwan, Coach Krupt, Richard Nixon, Baby Gerald, Mrs. Sinclair, Lucille Botzcowski, The Fracker, The Scout Master, Charcoal Briquette, Old King Coal, Dr. Crab, Teddy Roosevelt, The Parson, Mr. Burns, Skinner, Ned, Kearney, Nelson, Dr. Hibbert, Mrs. Krabappel, Otto, Fat Tony, Rod, Todd, Kang, Ralph, Lenny, Tom O'Flanagan, Drederick Tatum, Miss Springfield, Lugash, The Rich Texan, Agnes, Wolfcastle, Herman, Jasper, Abraham Lincoln, Sherri & Terri, Disco Stu, Booberella, Maude Flanders, Dolph, The Yes Guy, Kumiko, Sanjay, Mindy, Cocoa Beanie, Number 1, Hugo, Matt Groening

Pagan Followers are:

Apu, Bart, Homer, Lisa, Marge, Moe, Cletus, Krusty, Comic Book Guy, Grampa, Wiggum, Snake, Professor Frink, Luigi, Milhouse, Quimby, Hank Scorpio, Hans Moleman, Squeaky Voice Teen, Duffman, Martin, Brockman, Bumblebee Man, Dr. Nick, Barney, Sideshow Mel, Smithers, Shauna, Carl, Legs, Louie, Sea Captain, Rex Banner, Lou, Eddie, Arnie Pye, Chalmers, Selma, Patty, Suzanne the Witch, Kodos, Jimbo, Kirk, Luann, Tribal Chief, Judge Snyder, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Mr. Costington, The Grumple, Manjula, Brandine, Miss Hoover, Dewey Largo, Bernice Hibbert, Chester Dupree, Hugs Bunny, Father Sean, Shary Bobbins, Crazy Cat Lady, Roger Myers Jr., Lampwick, Giuseppe, George Washington, Princess Penelope, Number 51, Barbarian, Database, Akira, Mr. Teeny, Artie Ziff, Uter, Mrs. Muntz, Greta Wolfcastle, Space Mutant, Freddy Quimby, Princess Kashmir, French Waiter, Mrs. Bouvier, Janey, Lurleen

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the song "I Will Follow You into the Dark" by Death Cab for Cutie.

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Bonus Gift • Daily Social Gnome • An Early Christmas Present • Gnome Alone • A Happy Meal • Happy New... Beer? • I Willie Follow You Into the Dark • Like A B.O.S • Logging In • Mystery Gift Bonanza • No Pain, No Pagain • A Pagan Paradise • Springfield Henge • Yule Love It!
Crafting	Dunk the Monk • Goat Head Statue • Large Pagan Tent • Pagan Hall • Phone-Henge Kiosk
Prizes	$5 Antler Rental Hut • Ba'al Pit • Cult Flying Saucer • Devil Snowman • Goat God • The Wickerman
New God Mr. Burns	Burns Almighty
The Parson	The Bad Shepherd
Ravencrow Neversmiles	The Ravencrow
Star Snowsuit Maggie	Maggie's Day Out
The Wiccans	Out of the Broom Closet
Decorations	Ba'al of Confusion • Dunking Device • Flanders Frozen Car • Giant Burning Goat • Old Tree Spirit • Singing Stones