Difference between revisions of "The Most Dangerous Game"

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The Most Dangerous Game is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Most Dangerous Game content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Fowl Play Pt. 3 I've asked you all here for the most important job a man can have. If it's being a father, I'm over that. Big time. No. It's catching a giant, possibly non-existent, bird sort of thing. I'll find your beast, and I'll gut it, stuff it, and mount it for free. What if I just want you to find it? That'll cost you. I don't like to break up the package deal. Task: "Prepare for the Hunt" (x60). Quest reward: 100 and 10 Camping Tent

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 Please, won't you reconsider this? Is it really worth killing a poor animal just to prove a crazy theory? Killing animals is the American way. Just think about Groundhog Day. The groundhog doesn't die on Groundhog Day! It does the way I celebrate. And you should see what I do to a bald eagle every fourth of July! Task: "Flush out Bigclaw" (x90). What're you people doing out here? I'm trying to unwind by shooting cans off a fence. Gunplay is my yoga. We're hunting the most dangerous fence can of them all – Bigclaw. That sounds exciting. Maybe I could be your tracker. I did track these cans to their natural habitat – this fence. I don't usually make snap decisions, but you're hired! For double whatever you normally charge. No, triple! Double triple! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Crappy RV

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 Why are there so many animals? I've already seen seven different kinds of scat. Uh, not all that's from the animals. You scared them all out of the forest when you tried to flush out Bigclaw. And now these poor animals are going to get hurt. Relax, honey, we're here to hurt a totally different poor animal. So you won't hurt these animals? I won't, no. Not I. Task: "Round up the Wild Animals" (x190). Thanks to the Sky Finger, all these animals now have a wildlife sanctuary. Like a beautiful zoo without cages stopping the predators from eating everyone. Zoos rock! Everything tastes better when you drink it out of a giraffe head where the straw's his neck! I've done that. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Wildlife Sanctuary

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 Well now we're just back where we started – albeit with a bunch of new swag. I guess the Bible is right; there is more to tracking animals than looking around and hoping. We need to step things up using food as bait. Ironic – I always thought I would be the only thing to die while eating. Task: "Draw Bigclaw out of Hiding" (x120). Oh, nothing's happening. Bigclaw is probably just a lie made up by hillbillies. Like saying you can play music on spoons. ... Oh my God, it's Bigclaw! He came when I stopped believing in him, just like heart disease! ... Uh oh. He's mad 'cause he knows we tried to kill him. Turkeys are so sensitive. Quest reward: 100 and 10 BBQ Pig

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 I don't know why, but I thought something called "Bigclaw" would be more gentle. It's a monster! Not a monster, but a scientific effort to make bigger holiday turkeys. Perhaps there is a downside to playing God... And an upside -- a two-hundred-pound turkey dinner! Can I order two of them? There's only one, and a white shirt and blue pants will do nothing to protect you. Do you have anything else to wear? I have another white shirt and blue pants, but I only wear them for weddings. Oh, and there's my bear suit. I suppose it could be repurposed... Task: "Assemble The Bear Suit" (x230). There, it fits just like a glove. Yeah, like a glove you've jammed your fat, bald body into. So just like I said. A glove. Message Engage in the endless struggle between man and beast! You've unlocked the "Fight Bigclaw" animated job for Homer. Quest reward: 100 and 10 "Fight Bigclaw" animated job

Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Pt. 5 There's something about a homemade suit that really gets the killing juices flowing. No offense, Dad, but I think all that's flowing is sweat. Sweat is a killing juice, look it up. Now, as soon as I can muster up the energy to move under all this weight, I can stumble towards getting revenge on Bigclaw. Dad, I know I ask you this a lot, but... is this really a good idea? If I thought about my actions beforehand, none of you kids would've ever been born. And then I wouldn't even be able to ignore your question, so... uh, hakuna matata. Task: "Trap Bigclaw" (x250). Task: "Make Homer and Bigclaw Work Out Their Differences". The job takes place at the Wildlife Sanctuary and takes 3 hours. Dad, I'm begging you: don't kill it! *OOOLULLLU* Wait, I think he's trying to tell me something. *OOOLULLLU* That's what she said! Lisa, this guy's hilarious. And even better, he thinks I am! So you're... friends now? We're enemies. We hate each other... NOT! Dear Player, my Dad's lines are intentionally stupid to highlight that he has the intelligence and comic sensibility of a turkey. If you laughed at any of these jokes, you should feel as bad as we do for writing them. Message Bystanders beware! You've unlocked Homer's "Hunt the Most Dangerous Game" animated job. Quest reward: 100 and 10 "Hunt the Most Dangerous Game" animated job

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Pt. 1 Pack Supplies Homer 3h Simpson House 5, 35 Re-Pack Supplies Lisa "Lend" Homer Camping Gear Ned Prepare Emergency Moonshine Cletus Keep a Lookout for Bigclaw Skinner Sharpen Knife with Other Knife Grant Connor 8, 55 Pt. 2 Be Loud and Obnoxious Homer 3h Camping Tent 5, 35 Search for Tracks Lisa Tell Bible Stories Ned Shoot Anything that Moves Cletus Force Skinner out of the Group Moe Plot Revenge Apu Spook Wildlife Grant Connor 8, 55 Pt. 3 Captain the RV Homer 3h Crappy RV 5, 35 Care for Animals Lisa Round up Wildlife Ned Fail at Animal Calls Cletus "Coax" Animals out of Hiding Moe Collect Scat Apu Refrain from Shooting Grant Connor 8, 55 Act Like a Tracker Buck McCoy Pt. 4 Eat Bait Homer 3h Wildlife Sanctuary 5, 35 Bait Traps Apu, Ned Hide in Bushes Moe Make Compass from Leaf and Needle Grant Connor 8, 55 Pretend to Read the Land Buck McCoy Pt. 5 Hammer Nails into Board Homer 3h Simpson House 5, 35 Find Makeshift Helmet Ned Duct Tape Pelts Together Cletus Sew Pelts Together Marge Load Shotgun Moe Get Excited to Kill Something Grant Connor 8, 55 Lasso Pelts Together Buck McCoy Pt. 6 Fight Bigclaw Homer 3h Wildlife Sanctuary 5, 35 Hide From Bigclaw Ned Distract Bigclaw Apu, Cletus Cover the Exits Moe Try to Get a Shot Off Grant Connor 8, 55 Point and Look Confident Buck McCoy