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{{TB|Is it fair that we force these noble beasts to haul people everywhere?}}
 
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{{TB|Not just “people,Lisa. COWBOYS. Cowboys are cool. And horses care deeply about associating with cool people.}}
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{{TB|Not just "people," Lisa. COWBOYS. Cowboys are cool. And horses care deeply about associating with cool people.}}
 
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{{TB|If we forced them to carry around nerds – an accountant, say, or some total loser like a college professor – THAT would be cruel.}}
 
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{{TB|Now Lisa, I hope you will help Princess to develop the “Three Ps”: poise, panache, and pooping only in designated areas.}}
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{{TB|Now Lisa, I hope you will help Princess to develop the "Three Ps": poise, panache, and pooping only in designated areas.}}
 
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{{TB|I'd hate to see her turn out like all the other horses in this town. They're little better than animals!}}
 
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{{TB|What do you think of Princess' new canter? Rhythmically, it's a perfect rendition of the drum part to Dave Brubeck's “Take Five.}}
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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The quest name is a reference to the western comedy ''{{W|Blazing Saddles}}''.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 11:42, August 1, 2024


Grazing Saddles
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Wild West
Requirement(s): Princess
Required characters: Lisa, Homer

Grazing Saddles is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires the Princess to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After unlocking Princess:
Lisa With all these horses around, you start to see their lives in a whole new way.
Lisa - Sad Is it fair that we force these noble beasts to haul people everywhere?
Homer Not just "people," Lisa. COWBOYS. Cowboys are cool. And horses care deeply about associating with cool people.
Homer If we forced them to carry around nerds – an accountant, say, or some total loser like a college professor – THAT would be cruel.
Lisa - Angry I'm not buying it. I think it is inherently wrong and demeaning. IT IS NEVER OKAY TO RIDE A HORSE!
Homer If you say so. Hey look at that horse. Isn't that--
Princess *neighs*
Lisa - Surprised Princess! It's you!
Task: "Place Princess".
Task: "60 minutes". The job takes Princess.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Happy Oh, Princess, I never realized how much I missed riding on your beautiful back. I could just ride you forever.
Homer - Happy Lisa Simpson: World Class Hypocrite!
Lisa Why?! Just because I said no one should ever ride a horse, and then immediately turned around and did it myself?
Lisa - Happy Okay, I admit it. I'm a backsliding phony. But she is SOOOOO CUTE!!!! I REGRET NOTHING!
Homer Hey, I'm GLAD you're a hypocrite. Hypocrites are much happier people. They can do whatever they want!
Homer I'd hate to see my beloved little girl grow up practicing what she preaches.
Homer - Sarcastic That's no kind of life at all. I'm proud of my shameless little hypocrite! Go, Lisa, go!
Task: "Make Homer Brag at Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Brag on Facelook". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Millicent Now Lisa, I hope you will help Princess to develop the "Three Ps": poise, panache, and pooping only in designated areas.
Millicent I'd hate to see her turn out like all the other horses in this town. They're little better than animals!
Lisa One thing she'll definitely learn is how to get the heck brushed out of your beautiful mane. I AM ALL OVER THAT THING.
'Task: "Make Lisa Ride Princess". The job takes 6 hours.
Lisa - Riding What do you think of Princess' new canter? Rhythmically, it's a perfect rendition of the drum part to Dave Brubeck's "Take Five."
Millicent Well, I'm not really comfortable with jazz. Too wild. Too new.
Millicent Yes, dear. I really AM that old. But I suppose I will allow it.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the western comedy Blazing Saddles.