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Latest revision as of 17:10, April 21, 2025


The Lard Of The Rings
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXIV
Required characters: Strongman Homer, Mr. Burns
Internal name(s): heLardOfTheRings
ID(s): 11869 - 11873


The Lard Of The Rings is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIV content update. It requires Strongman Homer to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
Strongman Homer Greetings! I am a circus strongman, the 13th most popular sideshow at the circus.
Strongman Homer But the guy who eats glass is retiring soon, so I'll be moving up the list.
Strongman Homer I have the strength of Hercules! And like Hercules, I have been tasked by the gods to perform Twelve Labors.
Strongman Homer Unlike Hercules, I'll probably only get through five of them.
Strongman Homer Help me achieve my First Labor: impressing rubes with a feat of strength!
Task: "Make Strongman Homer Impress Rubes with His Strength". The job takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
Strongman Homer What will be the second Labor of Homercles? If I can earn the gods' favor, they will grant me a boon...
Strongman Homer Perhaps a leotard that doesn't bind up in the crotch.
Apu Strongman, I have an eight-headed hydra that will take all your strength to defeat.
Strongman Homer *Gasp* You mean... the octuplets?!
Apu Yes! My kids broke into the bulk Halloween candy and now they're going crazy in my store on a total sugar high.
Apu Do whatever you must. As a loving parent I ask only this: keep the windows closed so I don't hear them screaming.
Task: "Make Strongman Homer Battle Apu's Octuplets". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
Strongman Homer I almost had them trapped behind the Squishee machine, but then they beat me up and stole my weight belt.
Apu Beating up an employee... sometimes my kids make me proud.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
Strongman Homer Who's got a Labor? Looking for a Labor.
Krusty Hey, strongman! I bought a bunch of horse meat from this Greek guy, Diomedes, for my new signature Krusty Whinniewich.
Krusty How'd you like to tenderize it by pounding it with your fat fists?
Strongman Homer They're not fat, they're full-figured.
Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build the Krusty Burger".
Task: "Make Strongman Homer Punch Meat in the Freezer". The job takes place at Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
Strongman Homer Well, I made a lot of progress. The meat used to be tough as boot leather, now it's only tough as shoe leather.
Krusty Another Krusty Burger disaster. I guess the moral is, don't look at Greeks bearing gift horses for the mouth.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
Strongman Homer I gotta get one of these labors right, or I'll never get my boon from the gods. And I want boon! Major boon!
Mr. Burns Strongman, I have lost one of my hounds. For your next task, you must travel into Hell, find him, and bring him back.
Strongman Homer I get finding a lost dog, but what's the "travel into Hell" part?
Mr. Burns Well, he'll only come to my voice. So you must carry me pick-a-back while we search...
Mr. Burns And the entire time I'm going to complain about the cost of employee health and pension benefits.
Strongman Homer So cruel! Still, eyes on the boon. Eyes on the boon.
Task: "Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers".
Task: "Make Strongman Homer Piggyback Mr. Burns". The job requires Mr. Burns and takes 24 hours.
Mr. Burns Oh, my poor little doggie, you look so tired. Just clamp your jaws on the Strongman's leg and he'll drag you home.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
Strongman Homer I'm so sick of doing labors! Who'd've thought they'd be like work!
Moe I've got a job for you. I need you to kill a bull in my tavern.
Strongman Homer Kill him yourself. The next feat of strength I'm doing is thunder farts.
Moe Nah, I mean killing a "Duff Bull", the new beer from Duff. "There's no bull about Duff Bull." Or some such.
Strongman Homer Finally a labor that involves getting drunk, like my regular job.
Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Strongman Homer Drink Duff Bull". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
After the task is complete:
Moe Well, counting up the empties on the bar, I'd say you finished the Twelve Labors of Homercles.
Strongman Homer Let's go for forty-seven.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to The Lord of the Rings.


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