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:'''[[Bart]]''': What do they do there?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What do they do there?
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:'''[[Homer]]''': What don't they do? They do so many things, they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my stars!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What don't they do? They do so many things, they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my stars!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': You don't know what they do, do you, Dad?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You don't know what they do, do you, Dad?
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:'''Homer''': Not as such, no.
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{{qf|Homer}} Not as such, no.
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{{qf|Homer}} Why won't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters.
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{{qf|Homer}} Yes, thank you dad. Lets go!... I'll take this Communist one too!
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{{qf|Homer}} I'm going to follow them tonight and see where they go.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking {{W|Charles Kuralt}} because you thought he dug up your garden?
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{{qf|Homer}} Well, something did!
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{{qf|Marge}} I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, okay, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm... going outside to... stalk... Lenny and Carl. ''[pause]'' D'oh!
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{{qf|Homer}} You better run, egg!
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{{qf|Homer}} I always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is. And it's me.
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{{qf|Marge}} You're not a god, Homer.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Remember Dad, all glory is fleeting.
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{{qf|Homer}} So?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Beware the {{W|Ides of March}}.
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{{qf|Homer}} No.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Dad I know you think you're happy now, but it's not gonna last forever!
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{{qf|Homer}} Everything lasts forever.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Don't you see, getting what you want all the time will ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.
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{{qf|Homer}} Remove the girl!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Dad you're not with your Stonecutters now. There are no lackies to carry out your every-
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:''[Bart appears, puts his hand over her mouth, salutes Homer, and then drags her away]''
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{{qf|[[Number One]]}} Now, let's all get drunk & play ping-pong!
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{{qf|Homer}} I could help others... I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the Civil War!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, that doesn't help people.
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{{qf|Homer}} Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people... which they almost certainly would.
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{{qf|Bart}} Dad, you remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Grandpa?
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{{qf|Homer}} Do I ever! It's five years later, and I still think I'm a chicken! ''[to Marge]'' I'm a chicken, Marge!
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{{qf|Marge}} Kids can be so cruel.
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{{qf|Bart}} We can? Thanks, Mom!
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:''[Bart runs into Lisa's room and smacks her]''
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{{qf|Lisa}} Oww! Cut it out, Bart!
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:''[Bart laughs]''
  
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:'''Homer''': Why won't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
 
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:'''[[Abe Simpson|Grampa]]''': Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters.
 
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:'''Homer''': Yes, thank you dad. Lets go!... I'll take this Communist one too!
 
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:'''Homer''': I'm going to follow them tonight and see where they go.
 
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:'''Marge''': Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking [[wikipedia:Charles_Kuralt|Charles Kuralt]] because you thought he dug up your garden?
 
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:'''Homer''': Well, something did!
 
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:'''Marge''': I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
 
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:'''Homer''': Oh, okay, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm... going outside to... stalk... Lenny and Carl. ''(pause)'' D'oh!
 
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:'''Homer''': You better run, egg!
 
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:'''Homer''': I always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is. And it's me.
 
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:'''Marge''': You're not a god, Homer.
 
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:'''Lisa''': Remember Dad, all glory is fleeting.
 
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:'''Homer''': So?
 
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:'''Lisa''': Beware the [[wikipedia:Ides_of_March|Ides of March]].
 
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:'''Homer''': No.
 
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:'''Lisa''': Dad I know you think you're happy now, but it's not gonna last forever!
 
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:'''Homer''': Everything lasts forever.
 
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:'''Lisa''': Don't you see, getting what you want all the time will ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.
 
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:'''Homer''': Remove the girl!
 
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:'''Lisa''': Dad you're not with your Stonecutters now. There are no lackies to carry out your every-
 
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"''(Bart appears, puts his hand over her mouth, salutes Homer, and then drags her away)''
 
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:'''[[Number One]]''': Now, let's all get drunk & play ping-pong!
 
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:'''Homer''': I could help others... I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the Civil War!
 
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:'''Lisa''': Dad, that doesn't help people.
 
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:'''Homer''': Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people... which they almost certainly would.
 
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:'''Bart''': Dad, you remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Grandpa?
 
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:'''Homer''': Do I ever! It's five years later, and I still think I'm a chicken! ''(to Marge)'' I'm a chicken, Marge!
 
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:'''Marge''': Kids can be so cruel.
 
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:'''Bart''': We can? Thanks, Mom!
 
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:''(Bart runs into Lisa's room and smacks her)''
 
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:'''Lisa''': Oww! Cut it out, Bart!
 
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''(Bart laughs)''
 
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{{Season 6 Q}}
 

Latest revision as of 20:19, October 15, 2021


Season 6 Episode Quotes
← 114 "Fear of Flying"
115
"Homer the Great"
"And Maggie Makes Three" 116 →


Bart: What do they do there?
Homer: What don't they do? They do so many things, they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my stars!
Lisa: You don't know what they do, do you, Dad?
Homer: Not as such, no.
Homer: Why won't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
Grampa: Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters.
Homer: Yes, thank you dad. Lets go!... I'll take this Communist one too!
Homer: I'm going to follow them tonight and see where they go.
Marge: Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?
Homer: Well, something did!
Marge: I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
Homer: Oh, okay, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm... going outside to... stalk... Lenny and Carl. [pause] D'oh!
Homer: You better run, egg!
Homer: I always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is. And it's me.
Marge: You're not a god, Homer.
Lisa: Remember Dad, all glory is fleeting.
Homer: So?
Lisa: Beware the Ides of March.
Homer: No.
Lisa: Dad I know you think you're happy now, but it's not gonna last forever!
Homer: Everything lasts forever.
Lisa: Don't you see, getting what you want all the time will ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.
Homer: Remove the girl!
Lisa: Dad you're not with your Stonecutters now. There are no lackies to carry out your every-
[Bart appears, puts his hand over her mouth, salutes Homer, and then drags her away]
Number One: Now, let's all get drunk & play ping-pong!
Homer: I could help others... I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the Civil War!
Lisa: Dad, that doesn't help people.
Homer: Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people... which they almost certainly would.
Bart: Dad, you remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Grandpa?
Homer: Do I ever! It's five years later, and I still think I'm a chicken! [to Marge] I'm a chicken, Marge!
Marge: Kids can be so cruel.
Bart: We can? Thanks, Mom!
[Bart runs into Lisa's room and smacks her]
Lisa: Oww! Cut it out, Bart!
[Bart laughs]
Season 6 Quotes
Bart of Darkness • Lisa's Rival • Another Simpsons Clip Show • Itchy & Scratchy Land • Sideshow Bob Roberts • Treehouse of Horror V • Bart's Girlfriend • Lisa on Ice • Homer Badman • Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy • Fear of Flying • Homer the Great • And Maggie Makes Three • Bart's Comet • Homie the Clown • Bart vs. Australia • Homer vs. Patty and Selma • A Star Is Burns • Lisa's Wedding • Two Dozen and One Greyhounds • The PTA Disbands • 'Round Springfield • The Springfield Connection • Lemon of Troy • Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)
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