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| − | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Homer, what are you doing home at 3 o'clock? | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Day twenty-seven since I injected these three chimps with my patent-pending PIE formula. In order to simulate average human activity, I am having my subjects [ga-hey!] watch television. I am, to quote [[Blaise Pascal|Pascal]], "pleased as 3.14159" with my results. |
| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Dunno... | + | ---- |
| − | {{qf|Bart}} The | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Apparently, [[Albert Einstein|Einstein]] was wrong. It turns out there is free will. |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} The | + | ---- |
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I can't wait until we're old enough to get jobs. Then life will be easy! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} My dad says, "School is the best time of our lives. Once we get married, everything falls apart." | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Milhouse, how often do I have to tell you, never listen to your dad? | ||
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| + | {{qf|Bart}} Homer, what are you doing home at 3 o'clock? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Dunno... Coffee break, I guess. What are you two weenies up to? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} The monkeys have taken over our treehouse! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} The dynamic '60s pop group are in your treehouse?! The Pre-Fab Four? This is so exciting!! I've always dreamt of a [[Monkees]] reunion! | ||
{{qf|Bart}} No, these are real monkeys. | {{qf|Bart}} No, these are real monkeys. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} Ah, you got my hopes up for nothing. | {{qf|Homer}} Ah, you got my hopes up for nothing. | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} I'm starting to think these aren't your average monkeys. |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Bart}} No big apes are going to keep me out of my own treehouse! |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Uh... I think they already did. |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, no big apes are going to keep me out of my own treehouse twice! |
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Bart}} We need your help, Lisa! These ultra-intelligent monkeys won't get out of our treehouse. |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Yeah! They're really harshing our mellow! | |
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| − | {{qf|Bart}} | + | {{qf|Chimp}} First off, we are chimps, not monkeys. And it is not kung fu, it is savate. The dignified martial art of French foot fighting. |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Bart}} You can talk! |
| + | {{qf|Chimp}} Of course we can! If you can do it, how hard can it really be? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} He's got us there. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Bart}} | + | {{qf|Bart}} Welcome to Moe's! |
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|Chimp}} Good heavens! What a find! Why, the smells alone are pungently mind-boggling! |
| + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Aw, nuts! We got monkeys, now? I'm already bribing the health inspector to call the rats infesting this place "family pets." Get those freeloaders outta here before I have Uncle Charlie here give 'em a buckshot lesson in manners! | ||
| + | {{qf|Chimp}} Barkeep, I assure you we are well-paying customers. We've made a small fortune selling our reality show pitches to the television networks. | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} In that case, when I said "smelly freeloaders," I meant these bums! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Hey! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Huh? | ||
[[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 08:57, May 29, 2026
- Professor Frink: Day twenty-seven since I injected these three chimps with my patent-pending PIE formula. In order to simulate average human activity, I am having my subjects [ga-hey!] watch television. I am, to quote Pascal, "pleased as 3.14159" with my results.
- Professor Frink: Apparently, Einstein was wrong. It turns out there is free will.
- Bart: I can't wait until we're old enough to get jobs. Then life will be easy!
- Milhouse Van Houten: My dad says, "School is the best time of our lives. Once we get married, everything falls apart."
- Bart: Milhouse, how often do I have to tell you, never listen to your dad?
- Bart: Homer, what are you doing home at 3 o'clock?
- Homer: Dunno... Coffee break, I guess. What are you two weenies up to?
- Bart: The monkeys have taken over our treehouse!
- Homer: The dynamic '60s pop group are in your treehouse?! The Pre-Fab Four? This is so exciting!! I've always dreamt of a Monkees reunion!
- Bart: No, these are real monkeys.
- Homer: Ah, you got my hopes up for nothing.
- Milhouse: I'm starting to think these aren't your average monkeys.
- Bart: No big apes are going to keep me out of my own treehouse!
- Milhouse: Uh... I think they already did.
- Bart: Well, no big apes are going to keep me out of my own treehouse twice!
- Bart: We need your help, Lisa! These ultra-intelligent monkeys won't get out of our treehouse.
- Milhouse: Yeah! They're really harshing our mellow!
- Chimp: First off, we are chimps, not monkeys. And it is not kung fu, it is savate. The dignified martial art of French foot fighting.
- Bart: You can talk!
- Chimp: Of course we can! If you can do it, how hard can it really be?
- Bart: He's got us there.
- Bart: Welcome to Moe's!
- Chimp: Good heavens! What a find! Why, the smells alone are pungently mind-boggling!
- Moe Szyslak: Aw, nuts! We got monkeys, now? I'm already bribing the health inspector to call the rats infesting this place "family pets." Get those freeloaders outta here before I have Uncle Charlie here give 'em a buckshot lesson in manners!
- Chimp: Barkeep, I assure you we are well-paying customers. We've made a small fortune selling our reality show pitches to the television networks.
- Moe: In that case, when I said "smelly freeloaders," I meant these bums!
- Homer: Hey!
- Lenny Leonard: Huh?
