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| − | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Oh, okay... so, Mr. Brockman... how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor? | + | {{qf|[[Scott Christian]]}} Principal Skinner, why did Springfield Elementary decide to open this new radio, TV, and film lab? |
| − | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Oh my goodness! So you know! It's true, I never went to journalism school! I got my credentials from an offer in the back of a magazine that I found in a dentist's waiting room! It was either become a newscaster, or learn how to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"! | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Because we want our children to dream big! Because we want them to have the right skills for the 21st century! |
| + | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} ''[quietly]'' Because it was cheaper than buying new textbooks. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} I'm telling you, my show is going to be gargantuan! When this baby hits syndication, I want a piece of the action! You're my agent, show me the money! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Oh, okay...so, Mr. Brockman...how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Oh my goodness! So you know! It's true, I never went to journalism school! I got my credentials from an offer in the back of a magazine that I found in a dentist's waiting room! It was either become a newscaster, or learn how to draw "[[Nutsy the Squirrel]]"! | ||
| + | {{qf|Edna Krabappel}} That was totally humiliating! I love it! Milhouse is our host from now on! | ||
| + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} That was amazing! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wow! How'd he get him to say that? | ||
---- | ---- | ||
{{qf|Milhouse}} Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones? | {{qf|Milhouse}} Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones? | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually listening to... [[Celine Dion]]! |
| − | {{qf|Milhouse}} Lunchlady Doris, uh... | + | ---- |
| − | {{qf|[[Lunchlady Doris]]}} | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Lunchlady Doris, uh... why is the school's food so bad? |
| + | {{qf|[[Lunchlady Doris]]}} [SOB!] My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
{{qf|Milhouse}} Chief Wiggum, do cops really like donuts? | {{qf|Milhouse}} Chief Wiggum, do cops really like donuts? | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrupt! | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrupt! |
{{qf|Milhouse}} Um, that's not what I asked. | {{qf|Milhouse}} Um, that's not what I asked. | ||
| − | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh. Well, somehow your tough take-no-prisoners attitude wrangled it out of me anyway! | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh. Well, somehow your tough, take-no-prisoners attitude wrangled it out of me anyway! |
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} How do you think up your jokes? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Stop with the third degree! [[Carrot Top]] writes all my material! You happy now?! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Let's skip the chit-chat. Say something embarrassing! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Well, if you must know, you heartless muckraker... ...I am completely bald! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Can you believe Principal Skinner still sleeps in those pajamas with feet? I never knew he was such a momma's boy! | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Can you believe Principal Skinner still sleeps in those pajamas with feet? I never knew he was such a momma's boy! | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Edna Krabappel}} What planet have you been living on? |
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Did you know I only change my underpants twice a month? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Helen Lovejoy]]}} [SOB!] Timothy, all the juicy gossip in this town has become common knowledge. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} There, there, Helen, no one knows about your binge-eating or the way we spend our Tuesday nights... | ||
| + | {{qf|Helen Lovejoy}} He's right! That is pretty juicy! | ||
| + | {{qf|Helen Lovejoy}} ''[on the phone]'' Yoo-hoo, girls! Do I have something to tell you... | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} ''[on the phone]'' Listen, if I want {{Ch|Harry Potter}} to be on my show, then he'll be on my show! And I don't care if he's not real! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, Milhouse ol' pal! Long time no see! You're never around to play with any more. | ||
| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Sorry, Bart. I've just got this crazy showbiz life now. I'd have more time if my crew didn't stink so much. Hey, let me get my assistant to show you around... | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[thinking]'' Wow, my former best friend is now a huge jerk! This calls for some big time Bart intervention. And I think I know just what to do! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} All right, Mr. Mayor, let's get down to business here. How come so many people think you're a big doofus? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[thinking]'' Here goes, Milhouse! You brought this on yourself! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[over earpiece]'' I know you are but what am I? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Uh, uh...I-I-I know you are but... eh...what am I? | ||
| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} So, you admit-- whu-huh? Oh, I see...trying to be difficult, eh? Well, that's okay, I like a challenge! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | {{qf|Milhouse}} Oh, I see what you're doing... | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Oh, I see what you're doing...stop copying me! |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Stop copying me! |
{{qf|Milhouse}} I mean it! | {{qf|Milhouse}} I mean it! | ||
{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} I mean it! | {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} I mean it! | ||
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{{qf|Milhouse}} No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!! | {{qf|Milhouse}} No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hiya, Mr. Brockman! How's it going? |
{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"! | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"! | ||
Latest revision as of 20:10, May 14, 2026
- Scott Christian: Principal Skinner, why did Springfield Elementary decide to open this new radio, TV, and film lab?
- Principal Skinner: Because we want our children to dream big! Because we want them to have the right skills for the 21st century!
- Edna Krabappel: [quietly] Because it was cheaper than buying new textbooks.
- Martin Prince: I'm telling you, my show is going to be gargantuan! When this baby hits syndication, I want a piece of the action! You're my agent, show me the money!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, okay...so, Mr. Brockman...how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor?
- Kent Brockman: Oh my goodness! So you know! It's true, I never went to journalism school! I got my credentials from an offer in the back of a magazine that I found in a dentist's waiting room! It was either become a newscaster, or learn how to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"!
- Edna Krabappel: That was totally humiliating! I love it! Milhouse is our host from now on!
- Principal Skinner: That was amazing!
- Bart: Wow! How'd he get him to say that?
- Milhouse: Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones?
- Otto Mann: Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually listening to... Celine Dion!
- Milhouse: Lunchlady Doris, uh... why is the school's food so bad?
- Lunchlady Doris: [SOB!] My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since!
- Milhouse: Chief Wiggum, do cops really like donuts?
- Chief Wiggum: Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrupt!
- Milhouse: Um, that's not what I asked.
- Chief Wiggum: Oh. Well, somehow your tough, take-no-prisoners attitude wrangled it out of me anyway!
- Milhouse: How do you think up your jokes?
- Krusty: Stop with the third degree! Carrot Top writes all my material! You happy now?!
- Milhouse: Let's skip the chit-chat. Say something embarrassing!
- Mr. Burns: Well, if you must know, you heartless muckraker... ...I am completely bald!
- Marge: Can you believe Principal Skinner still sleeps in those pajamas with feet? I never knew he was such a momma's boy!
- Edna Krabappel: What planet have you been living on?
- Moe Szyslak: Did you know I only change my underpants twice a month?
- Helen Lovejoy: [SOB!] Timothy, all the juicy gossip in this town has become common knowledge.
- Reverend Lovejoy: There, there, Helen, no one knows about your binge-eating or the way we spend our Tuesday nights...
- Helen Lovejoy: He's right! That is pretty juicy!
- Helen Lovejoy: [on the phone] Yoo-hoo, girls! Do I have something to tell you...
- Milhouse: [on the phone] Listen, if I want Harry Potter to be on my show, then he'll be on my show! And I don't care if he's not real!
- Bart: Hey, Milhouse ol' pal! Long time no see! You're never around to play with any more.
- Milhouse: Sorry, Bart. I've just got this crazy showbiz life now. I'd have more time if my crew didn't stink so much. Hey, let me get my assistant to show you around...
- Bart: [thinking] Wow, my former best friend is now a huge jerk! This calls for some big time Bart intervention. And I think I know just what to do!
- Milhouse: All right, Mr. Mayor, let's get down to business here. How come so many people think you're a big doofus?
- Bart: [thinking] Here goes, Milhouse! You brought this on yourself!
- Bart: [over earpiece] I know you are but what am I?
- Mayor Quimby: Uh, uh...I-I-I know you are but... eh...what am I?
- Milhouse: So, you admit-- whu-huh? Oh, I see...trying to be difficult, eh? Well, that's okay, I like a challenge!
- Milhouse: Oh, I see what you're doing...stop copying me!
- Mayor Quimby: Stop copying me!
- Milhouse: I mean it!
- Mayor Quimby: I mean it!
- Milhouse: Okay, fine, if you're gonna be that way! "I'm a big baby who wets his pants!"
- Mayor Quimby: You're right, you are a big baby who wets his pants!
- Milhouse: No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!!
- Bart: Hiya, Mr. Brockman! How's it going?
- Kent Brockman: Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"!
