Difference between revisions of "The Funeral/Quotes"
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Children? We have some very sad news for you. I think you'd better sit down. | |
| − | + | :''[the kids do not react.]'' | |
| − | :''[ | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[angrily]'' Si' down! |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Children, you're elderly [[Uncle Hubert]] has passed away. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Do you have any questions? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Yeah. What does "passed away" mean? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[makes noise and throat-slitting action]'' Y'know? Kicked the bucket. Pulled the croak chain. Had a meeting with old Mr. Grim. The- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Bart! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} The dude died. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh boy! I've never seen a dead body before. I bet his skin will be all green and clammy and stuff. It'll be just like a zombie movie, only real. | |
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Eww. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} This is absolutely the last funeral we ever take you kids to! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Awww! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Awww, come on, man! | ||
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- Homer: Children? We have some very sad news for you. I think you'd better sit down.
- [the kids do not react.]
- Homer: [angrily] Si' down!
- Marge: Children, you're elderly Uncle Hubert has passed away.
- Homer: Do you have any questions?
- Lisa: Yeah. What does "passed away" mean?
- Bart: [makes noise and throat-slitting action] Y'know? Kicked the bucket. Pulled the croak chain. Had a meeting with old Mr. Grim. The-
- Homer: Bart!
- Bart: The dude died.
- Bart: Oh boy! I've never seen a dead body before. I bet his skin will be all green and clammy and stuff. It'll be just like a zombie movie, only real.
- Lisa: Eww.
- Homer: This is absolutely the last funeral we ever take you kids to!
- Lisa: Awww!
- Bart: Awww, come on, man!
