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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Children? We have some very sad news for you. I think you'd better sit down.
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:'''Homer:''' Children? We have some very sad news for you. I think you'd better sit down.
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:''[the kids do not react.]''
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:''[The kids do not react.]''
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[angrily]'' Si' down!
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:'''Homer:''' ''[angrily]'' Si' down!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Children, you're elderly [[Uncle Hubert]] has passed away.
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:''[The kids instantly sit down on the couch.]''
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{{qf|Homer}} Do you have any questions?
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:'''Marge:''' Children, you're elderly [[Uncle Hubert]] has passed away.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Yeah. What does "passed away" mean?
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:'''Homer:''' Do you have any questions?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[makes noise and throat-slitting action]'' Y'know? Kicked the bucket. Pulled the croak chain. Had a meeting with old Mr. Grim. The-
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:'''Lisa:''' Yeah. What does "passed away" mean?
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{{qf|Homer}} Bart!
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:'''Bart:''' ''[makes noise and throat-slitting action]'' Y'know? Kicked the bucket. Pulled the croak chain. Had a meeting with old Mr. Grim. The&mdash;
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{{qf|Bart}} The dude died.
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:'''Homer:''' Bart!
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:'''Bart:''' The dude died.
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{{qf|Bart}} Oh boy! I've never seen a dead body before. I bet his skin will be all green and clammy and stuff. It'll be just like a zombie movie, only real.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Eww.
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{{qf|Homer}} This is absolutely the last funeral we ever take you kids to!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Awww!
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{{qf|Bart}} Awww, come on, man!
  
 
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Homer: Children? We have some very sad news for you. I think you'd better sit down.
[the kids do not react.]
Homer: [angrily] Si' down!
Marge: Children, you're elderly Uncle Hubert has passed away.
Homer: Do you have any questions?
Lisa: Yeah. What does "passed away" mean?
Bart: [makes noise and throat-slitting action] Y'know? Kicked the bucket. Pulled the croak chain. Had a meeting with old Mr. Grim. The-
Homer: Bart!
Bart: The dude died.
Bart: Oh boy! I've never seen a dead body before. I bet his skin will be all green and clammy and stuff. It'll be just like a zombie movie, only real.
Lisa: Eww.
Homer: This is absolutely the last funeral we ever take you kids to!
Lisa: Awww!
Bart: Awww, come on, man!
Shorts Season 2 Quotes
Making Faces • The Funeral • Maggie's Brain • Football • House of Cards • Bart and Homer's Dinner • Space Patrol • Bart's Haircut • World War III • The Perfect Crime • Scary Stories • Grampa & the Kids • Gone Fishin' • Skateboarding • The Pagans • The Closet • The Aquarium • Family Portrait • Bart's Hiccups • The Money Jar • The Art Museum • Zoo Story
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