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Ned: Homer, do not press the core destruct button!

[Transmitted into the booth: Press (Static) Destruct button!]

[Homer looks and decides to press the button.]

Ned: Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!

[Transmitted: Do it! (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!]

Lisa: More snickers bar pie, dad?

Mr. Burns: Oh my, no I'm full enough as it is.

Homer: [inside Burns] If I say we're still hungry, we're still hungry! You don't wanna piss off somebody who can kick you in the crotch from the inside!

Ned: Homer, please, don't tempt the gods... er, I mean God! There's one God! Only one! Well, sometimes there's three.

[Ned shoots Homer.]

Ned: Homer! Fall backward!

[Homer walks backwards and dies outside the button.]

Ned: Phew!

[Homer turns on to his back and dies.]

Ned: Phew!

[Homer's tongue comes out and hits the button]

Ned: Oh, you stupid son of a...... [town explodes]

Lisa: If you must kill our dad, remember the family motto: not in the face.

Chief Wiggum: [sighs] Looks like the Mutton-Chop Murderer has struck again.

Lou: What should we do with the body?

Wiggum: I want you to dust her for prints.

Eddie: What does that mean?

Wiggum: The prince is coming by and I want her clean when he looks her over.

[Lisa and Bart see the shrunken heads of Ned Flanders, Rod, and Todd.]

Bart: I know these missionaries!

Shrunken Head of Ned Flanders: I just told the natives they were having sex the wrong way.

Ned: I had a vision of my self... shooting your father.

Bart: In this neighborhood, who hasn't?

Ned: Homer, stay away from the nuclear plant.

Homer: Fine, I'll never go back... starting tomorrow. Today is Lenny's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.

Ned: B-B-B-But you'll kill us all!

Homer: But ice cream cake!

[Homer drives off.]

Bart: Am I the only one who is in horrible pain?

Homer: You're the only one who won't shut up about it