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| − | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} And now for our parody of ''Mad About You'' called, Mad About ''Shoe''. | + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} And now for our parody of ''Mad About You'' called, Mad About ''Shoe''. ''[goes to a bed with a giant shoe in it]'' Hey baby, let's kiss, no tongue. |
| − | + | :''[Audience boos.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Ugh, You're not going to like our ''N.Y.P.D Shoe'' sketch... it's pretty much the same thing. | |
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{{qf|Krusty}} And now, Gerald Ford! | {{qf|Krusty}} And now, Gerald Ford! | ||
| − | :''Gerald Ford appears'' | + | :''[Gerald Ford appears.]'' |
{{qf|[[Gerald Ford]]}} Thank you for having me, Krusty. | {{qf|[[Gerald Ford]]}} Thank you for having me, Krusty. | ||
{{qf|Krusty}} Thank you for coming. All the good presidents were busy! So, how are things with Nancy? | {{qf|Krusty}} Thank you for coming. All the good presidents were busy! So, how are things with Nancy? | ||
{{qf|Gerald Ford}} Betty! | {{qf|Gerald Ford}} Betty! | ||
| − | :''Ford gives speech while Krusty makes faces behind him and crawl repeats BORING!'' | + | :''[Ford gives speech while Krusty makes faces behind him and crawl repeats BORING!]'' |
{{qf|Gerald Ford}} Now I would like to speak about something that is very important. The Boy Scouts of America have been molding men for generations but their membership has declined in recent years. I encourage all boys to consider... | {{qf|Gerald Ford}} Now I would like to speak about something that is very important. The Boy Scouts of America have been molding men for generations but their membership has declined in recent years. I encourage all boys to consider... | ||
| − | :''Gerald Ford sees Krusty making faces'' | + | :''[Gerald Ford sees Krusty making faces.]'' |
{{qf|Gerald Ford}} What are you doing? | {{qf|Gerald Ford}} What are you doing? | ||
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| − | {{qf|TV Announcer}} And now let's take a look at a young | + | {{qf|TV Announcer}} And now let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson in his short lived stint replacing [[Andy Griffith]] on ''[[The Andy Griffith Show]]''. |
{{qf|[[Bernard Fife]]}} Where's Otis? He not in his cell. | {{qf|[[Bernard Fife]]}} Where's Otis? He not in his cell. | ||
{{qf|[[Charles]]}} I shot him. | {{qf|[[Charles]]}} I shot him. | ||
{{qf|Bernard Fife}} Well that's just...you WHAT?! | {{qf|Bernard Fife}} Well that's just...you WHAT?! | ||
| − | {{qf|Charles}} Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop...to fix Emmett. | + | {{qf|Charles}} Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop... to fix Emmett. |
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[singing]'' Shut up Flanders! | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[singing]'' Shut up Flanders! | ||
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- Krusty: And now for our parody of Mad About You called, Mad About Shoe. [goes to a bed with a giant shoe in it] Hey baby, let's kiss, no tongue.
- [Audience boos.]
- Krusty: Ugh, You're not going to like our N.Y.P.D Shoe sketch... it's pretty much the same thing.
- Krusty: And now, Gerald Ford!
- [Gerald Ford appears.]
- Gerald Ford: Thank you for having me, Krusty.
- Krusty: Thank you for coming. All the good presidents were busy! So, how are things with Nancy?
- Gerald Ford: Betty!
- [Ford gives speech while Krusty makes faces behind him and crawl repeats BORING!]
- Gerald Ford: Now I would like to speak about something that is very important. The Boy Scouts of America have been molding men for generations but their membership has declined in recent years. I encourage all boys to consider...
- [Gerald Ford sees Krusty making faces.]
- Gerald Ford: What are you doing?
- TV Announcer: And now let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson in his short lived stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show.
- Bernard Fife: Where's Otis? He not in his cell.
- Charles: I shot him.
- Bernard Fife: Well that's just...you WHAT?!
- Charles: Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop... to fix Emmett.
- Shary Bobbins: Hello, I'm Shary Bobbins.
- Homer: Did you say Mary Pop—?
- Shary Bobbins: No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.
