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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bob]]}} "I mean our Falling out!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Cecil]]}} "Oh That! that is Ancient History! Let's make a fresh start! come work for me!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bob}} "But this is Wonderful! you do know I...used to have a...''[*Coughs*]'' problem...with trying to kill people" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cecil}} "Goodness! I had no idea! for you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bob}} "Touche, Cecil." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} "Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy." | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} "And vice versa." | |
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| − | :'' | + | :''[Bart has invaded [[Sideshow Bob|Bob]]'s date with [[Edna Krabappel]], causing her to leave]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Bob}} ''[remorseful) "That'' was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy." | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}}"Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity - like that guy! Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom, there!" | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Cletus]]}} "See, Cousin Merle and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and..." | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[cut to Geech encased in Concrete]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Merl}} "Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwillidjer." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Sideshow Bob]]}} "Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care." | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Cecil Terwilliger|Cecil]]}} "Because, you'll be supervising the construction crew." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sideshow Bob}} "Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!' " | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Cecil}} "I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bob}} "Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cecil}}" Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!" | |
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| − | :'' | + | :''[Cecil is about to detonate the explosives, when suddenly Bart jumps onto him from behind]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind]'' "Guess who?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cecil}} "Maris?" | |
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- Bob: "I mean our Falling out!"
- Cecil: "Oh That! that is Ancient History! Let's make a fresh start! come work for me!"
- Bob: "But this is Wonderful! you do know I...used to have a...[*Coughs*] problem...with trying to kill people"
- Cecil: "Goodness! I had no idea! for you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears."
- Bob: "Touche, Cecil."
- Bart: "Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy."
- Lisa: "And vice versa."
- [Bart has invaded Bob's date with Edna Krabappel, causing her to leave]
- Bob: [remorseful) "That was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy."
- Krusty:"Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity - like that guy! Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom, there!"
- Cletus: "See, Cousin Merle and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and..."
- [cut to Geech encased in Concrete]
- Merl: "Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwillidjer."
- Sideshow Bob: "Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care."
- Cecil: "Because, you'll be supervising the construction crew."
- Sideshow Bob: "Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!' "
- Cecil: "I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too."
- Bob: "Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?"
- Cecil:" Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!"
- [Cecil is about to detonate the explosives, when suddenly Bart jumps onto him from behind]
- Bart: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] "Guess who?"
- Cecil: "Maris?"
