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James T. Kirk

Character Information

Gender:	Male ♂
Status:	Fictional
Occupation:	Starship captain
First appearance:	"Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"
Voiced by:	Hank Azaria

James T. Kirk is a starship captain in the Star Trek franchise.

History

The Simpson family sees a trailer and clips from the latest Original Series film, Star Trek XII: So Very Tired, which depicts an elderly and senile cast. Captain Kirk complains about poor sleeping habits and everyone else's indifference to his complaining.^[1]

When Comic Book Guy hallucinated that he was Spock and saved James T. Kirk's life, he told Uhura that he wanted to make out with her, as he also does with Catwoman and Agent 99.^[2]

When Homer told his family about Mr. McGrew's Christmas Carol, they showed him a version of A Christmas Carol where Captain Kirk wanted a report from Mr. Sulu. Sulu told him there appears to be some spirit from an Earth holiday past. That made Kirk ask Mr. Scott to fire the photon torpedoes but it was no use as he was showing visions of his future where he is fat. The captain was then angry and asked them to fire, and they did it.^[3]

When Lisa could not answer the Vice President's Assessment Test, Chalmers told her that like Captain Kirk, he is not supposed to interfere but like T. J. Hooker he can say what is on his mind.^[4] On Comic Book Guy's list of greatest quotes of all time is I don't believe in the no-win scenario" by James T. Kirk.^[5]

Appearances

Episode – "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"
Episode – "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
Episode – "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
Episode – "How the Test Was Won" (mentioned)
Comic story – The Death of Comic Book Guy! (Part One) (Comic Book Guy dresses up as him)
Book – Comic Book Guy's Book of Pop Culture (mentioned)

References

External links

James T. Kirk at Wikipedia

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[1] "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"

[2] "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"

[3] "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"

[4] "How the Test Was Won"

[5] Comic Book Guy's Book of Pop Culture

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