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| − | :'''[[Lenny]] and [[Carl]]''' | + | :'''[[Lenny]] and [[Carl]]:''' F-L-A! |
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' His name is Ned! |
| − | :'''Lenny and Carl''' | + | :'''Lenny and Carl:''' E-R-S! |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' It's a stupid name! It's worse than [[Frankenstein]] or {{W|Julius No|Dr. No-o-o-o-o}}! |
| − | :'''{{Ch|David Byrne}}''' | + | :'''{{Ch|David Byrne}}:''' You can't upset him even slightly. He just smiles and nods politely then goes home and worships nightly. His [[Leftorium]] is an emporium of WOE! |
| − | :'''Lenny and Carl''' | + | :'''Lenny and Carl:''' F-L-A! |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Don't yell at Ned! |
| − | :'''Lenny and Carl''' | + | :'''Lenny and Carl:''' D-E-R! |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' [[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily|His wife is dead]]! Everyone just hates that stupid jerk! |
:'''David Byrne''': Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing! Filling clubs with angry valentinos! You don't have to move your feet! Just hate Flanders to the disco beat! | :'''David Byrne''': Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing! Filling clubs with angry valentinos! You don't have to move your feet! Just hate Flanders to the disco beat! | ||
| − | :'''David and Homer''': He's a perky, peppy, nightmare neighbourino! | + | :'''David and Homer:''': He's a perky, peppy, nightmare neighbourino! |
| − | :'''Homer''': If you despise polite left-handers | + | :'''Homer:''': If you despise polite left-handers |
| − | :'''Ned''': Then I'd doubt you'd like that Flanders or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd | + | :'''Ned:''': Then I'd doubt you'd like that Flanders or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Rod and Todd are listening to the song on the radio]'' |
| − | :'''[[Todd Flanders|Todd]]''' | + | :'''[[Todd Flanders|Todd]]:''' That's us! |
| − | :'''[[Rod Flanders|Rod]]''' | + | :'''[[Rod Flanders|Rod]]:''' Hooray! |
| − | :'''Crowd''' | + | :'''Crowd:''' F-L-A! |
| − | :'''[[Apu]]''' | + | :'''[[Apu]]:''' His name is Ned |
| − | :'''Crowd''' | + | :'''Crowd:''' D-R-S! |
| − | :'''Apu''' | + | :'''Apu:''' He's so white bread! |
| − | :'''Church Chorus''' | + | :'''Church Chorus:''' The smiling moustached geek who walks with God! |
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| − | '' | + | :''[The Simpsons are singing "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"' to Mr. Burns]'' |
| − | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''' | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Exquisite, just exquisite! Makes me wish I hadn't released the hounds... |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Hounds chase away the Simpsons]'' |
| − | :'''[[Smithers]]''' | + | :'''[[Smithers]]:''' Should I call them off sir? |
| − | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''' | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' No, no. It's their Christmas too. |
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| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' I'm so sick of that song! |
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' I know! I'm beginning to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels. |
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| + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' ''[looking at brochure]'' Or we could go to {{w|Walter Gropius}}'s ''{{w|Bauhaus}} Village''. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' And fight the crowds? Forget it. | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' This dude ranch is going to be great! A whole week without hearing that stupid song! |
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[David Byrne]]:''' You won't think it's stupid once you hear the extended salsa mix! ''[sings]'' |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' On this battleground in 1886, 300 Native Americans lost their lives, and 4 brave Americans lost their hats. |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[crying]'' Those poor hats! |
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| − | :'''[[Bart]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' I'll show you how we get on a horse where we come from! ''[stands up]'' Daddy, I need upsies! |
| − | :'''Homer''': Coming sweetie! | + | :'''Homer:''': Coming sweetie! |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Homer lifts Bart, places him on the saddle, and kisses him on the forehead]'' |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Bart blows a raspberry at the other kids]'' |
| − | :'''Cowboy 1''' | + | :'''Cowboy 1:''' Well, he sure shut us up! |
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| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Look at those stupid city slickers, with there fur coats and pointy hats! |
| − | '''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' Homer, those are ''elk''! |
| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Well I still hate 'em. ''[Shouting at elk]'' "Go back to [[Boston]]!" |
| − | + | :''[Elk shy away]'' | |
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- Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
- Homer: His name is Ned!
- Lenny and Carl: E-R-S!
- Homer: It's a stupid name! It's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No-o-o-o-o!
- David Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly. He just smiles and nods politely then goes home and worships nightly. His Leftorium is an emporium of WOE!
- Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
- Homer: Don't yell at Ned!
- Lenny and Carl: D-E-R!
- Homer: His wife is dead! Everyone just hates that stupid jerk!
- David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing! Filling clubs with angry valentinos! You don't have to move your feet! Just hate Flanders to the disco beat!
- David and Homer:: He's a perky, peppy, nightmare neighbourino!
- Homer:: If you despise polite left-handers
- Ned:: Then I'd doubt you'd like that Flanders or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd
- Crowd: F-L-A!
- Apu: His name is Ned
- Crowd: D-R-S!
- Apu: He's so white bread!
- Church Chorus: The smiling moustached geek who walks with God!
- [The Simpsons are singing "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"' to Mr. Burns]
- Mr. Burns: Exquisite, just exquisite! Makes me wish I hadn't released the hounds...
- [Hounds chase away the Simpsons]
- Smithers: Should I call them off sir?
- Mr. Burns: No, no. It's their Christmas too.
- Radio: Hey hey hey! We're halfway through our same song 6 pack! Now let's hear William Shatner's version of Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!
- Marge: Another cover? My god, let it die!
- Marge: I'm so sick of that song!
- Homer: I know! I'm beginning to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels.
- Lisa: [looking at brochure] Or we could go to Walter Gropius's Bauhaus Village.
- Homer: And fight the crowds? Forget it.
- Homer: This dude ranch is going to be great! A whole week without hearing that stupid song!
- David Byrne: You won't think it's stupid once you hear the extended salsa mix! [sings]
- Lisa: On this battleground in 1886, 300 Native Americans lost their lives, and 4 brave Americans lost their hats.
- Homer: [crying] Those poor hats!
- Bart: I'll show you how we get on a horse where we come from! [stands up] Daddy, I need upsies!
- Homer:: Coming sweetie!
- [Homer lifts Bart, places him on the saddle, and kisses him on the forehead]
- [Bart blows a raspberry at the other kids]
- Cowboy 1: Well, he sure shut us up!
- Homer: Look at those stupid city slickers, with there fur coats and pointy hats!
- Marge: Homer, those are elk!
- Homer: Well I still hate 'em. [Shouting at elk] "Go back to Boston!"
- [Elk shy away]
