Difference between revisions of "Midnight Rx/Quotes"
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''[Homer and Grampa arrive at the border. Homer is dressed in Mexican clothing, including a sombrero]'' | ''[Homer and Grampa arrive at the border. Homer is dressed in Mexican clothing, including a sombrero]'' | ||
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:'''Border Patrol''': Splendid! Welcome to Canada! | :'''Border Patrol''': Splendid! Welcome to Canada! | ||
:'''Homer''': D'oh! | :'''Homer''': D'oh! | ||
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[During the couch gag: the music is absent as the Simpsons sit on the couch as normal. Nothing happens. Lisa then looks at the camera]
- Lisa: What? Can't we sit on the couch without something happening?
- [Just then, a spear comes hurtling at Homer and impales him in the chest. The family stares in shock]
- Homer: D'oh!
[Homer and Grampa arrive at the border. Homer is dressed in Mexican clothing, including a sombrero]
- Homer: [To border patrol] Hola señor! We are gringo and wish to spend mucho dinero in your country.
- Border Patrol: Splendid! Welcome to Canada!
- Homer: D'oh!
- Mr. Burns: Fear not Smithers! I'll move heaven and earth to save you! It's still easier then teaching a new assistant my filing system.
- Apu: [While they ride to Canada] Homer! Please tell Mr. Ned to stop trying to convert me!
- Ned Flanders: I was just saying how brave he is to worship a false god!
- Apu: I do not worship one god, okay? I worship a whole super team of deities that--[Flanders pinches] OW, ow! Okay, he just pinched me!
- Ned: Where's your super team, now?
- Homer: Listen, you two! I'll you both who the true God is, if you're both quiet for the rest of the trip! [Ned and Apu protest] All right, I'm coming back there! [Unbuckles seatbelt and leaves driver's wheel to go to the back seat. The van swerves uncontrollably through traffic]
- Apu: Save me, Shiva!
- Ned: Why don't you just call for Hawkman?
- Apu: Why don't you just shut up!?
- [After Homer and Grampa are arrested for smuggling in Canada]
- Canadian Official 1: We have confiscated your car and its contents.
- Canadian Official 2: Nous avons confisqué votre voiture et son contenu.
- Canadian Official 1: You may leave Canada, but never return.
- Canadian Official 2: Vous pouvez quitter le Canada, mais vous n'avez plus le droit de rentrer.
- Canadian Official 1: I am a big fat French idiot.
- Canadian Official 2: Je suis un grand gros...--hey!
- Canadian Official 1: Heh, heh, heh!
- Johnny: Just take these health cards to any pharmacy and you'll get enough drugs to make Regina look like Saskatoon.
- [He and the other veterans laugh]
- Johnny's friend: That's a good one Johnny.
