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:'''Homer''': Cake, will you make my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world?
 
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Revision as of 17:23, September 2, 2012


Season 22 Episode Quotes
← 484 "Homer Scissorhands"
485
"500 Keys"
"The Ned-liest Catch" 486 →


Clancy Wiggum: Things on the ground are out of my jurisdiction.

Chalmers: I oversee fourteen schools and I always find myself at yours discussing a Simpson kid.

Gil: I'm alive and you're my naked fairy god boy!

Bart: The last place anyone would expect to see a moon - the sky.

Homer: When we see each other again, you'll be an old man and I'll be a baby!

Homer: First the good news: two of your kids are not locked in the car.

Homer: Cake, will you make my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world?
Season 22 Quotes
Elementary School Musical • Loan-a Lisa • MoneyBart • Treehouse of Horror XXI • Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life • The Fool Monty • How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? • The Fight Before Christmas • Donnie Fatso • Moms I'd Like to Forget • Flaming Moe • Homer the Father • The Blue and the Gray • Angry Dad: The Movie • The Scorpion's Tale • A Midsummer's Nice Dreams • Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing • The Great Simpsina • The Real Housewives of Fat Tony • Homer Scissorhands • 500 Keys • The Ned-liest Catch