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:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': "Lisa, when you get to be our age, you learn a few things. Like when a sign says 'Do not feed the bears' (''holds up his arm with a bear cub having its claws and teeth sunk into it'') man, you better not feed the bears." | :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': "Lisa, when you get to be our age, you learn a few things. Like when a sign says 'Do not feed the bears' (''holds up his arm with a bear cub having its claws and teeth sunk into it'') man, you better not feed the bears." | ||
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:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': "Mrs Krabappel, I can't take the test, I have a stomach ache." | :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': "Mrs Krabappel, I can't take the test, I have a stomach ache." | ||
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:(''Cut to Milhouse, who has been eaten by the school snake.'') | :(''Cut to Milhouse, who has been eaten by the school snake.'') | ||
:'''[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]]''': "Hey, cool, there's a rabbit in here!" | :'''[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]]''': "Hey, cool, there's a rabbit in here!" | ||
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:'''Homer:''' Lisa, honey, are you going to be okay? | :'''Homer:''' Lisa, honey, are you going to be okay? | ||
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:'''Lisa''': ''[wailing]'' Oh, Dad! ''[weeps]'' | :'''Lisa''': ''[wailing]'' Oh, Dad! ''[weeps]'' | ||
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- Homer: "Lisa, when you get to be our age, you learn a few things. Like when a sign says 'Do not feed the bears' (holds up his arm with a bear cub having its claws and teeth sunk into it) man, you better not feed the bears."
- Bart: "Mrs Krabappel, I can't take the test, I have a stomach ache."
- Mrs. Krabappel: "Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse - Ha!"
- Bart: "Look, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble."
- Mrs. Krabappel: "Read page six of the School Charter."
- Bart: "No teacher shall be held acountable if Bart Simpson dies."
- Mrs. Krabappel: "We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake."
- (Cut to Milhouse, who has been eaten by the school snake.)
- Milhouse: "Hey, cool, there's a rabbit in here!"
- Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be okay?
- Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
- Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy.
- Lisa: But he was the only person that had the same love for music that I do.
- [Suddenly, Maggie gives Lisa a pacifier]
- Lisa: Thank you. Oh, Dad, why did he have to die?
- Homer: Well, it's like the time that your cat Snowball got run over.
- Lisa: Uh huh.
- Homer: Remember, honey?
- Lisa: Yeah.
- Homer: What I'm saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman.
- Lisa: [wailing] Oh, Dad! [weeps]
